I think you should go ahead and get the Pizzazz Pizza Oven, if you eat enough frozen pizza. In the years I've been reading XPT and admiring the photos you take of the contents of your freezer, there's always been a few frozen pizzas in there. That's why I thought of you when I first heard of this device; seeing your made-over kitchen only confirmed that you NEED this.

Also, I note we've never seen a photo of the contents of your refrigerator. May the Admiral infer that you don't often eat things which are merely refrigerated instead of frozen? A good way to deal with that in a small kitchen is to get a full-sized freezer - also good for storing corpses.