And you're about 5 years too late to the party. Your numbers are wrong, your idea of who I was and what I did is wrong, and your joke was stolen, Hymie. Either way, who the fuck cares? It's a porn message board! Get a grip on reality and scale, Moyshe. You can type out all the insults your feeble frustrated mind and conceive and I still won't give a flying fuck or be insulted, mop boy.
I was a fat, bald, 40-something raincoater with a small dick who did over 300 blowbangs, gangbangs, and jerk-to-pops over a two year period with A level talent. I even got my stage name listed in an AVN nomination and it was read aloud by Howard Stern. That's pretty fucking good when you consider who and what I was.
Like I say, fire away your insults. Water off a duck's back at this point and as stale as your stolen joke, Chaim. Go back to mopping the jizz out of the peep booths and don't be slow.