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#535967 - 12/05/11 08:40 PM
Least sexy porn starlet name
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Eufrat or Draghixa? I'm sure there are others, but those two just came to mind. They aren't both current stars, or it would make for a nice Oprah/Uma moment at the AVN's: "Eufrat, Draghixa. Draghixa, Eufrat."
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#535968 - 12/05/11 08:48 PM
Re: Least sexy porn starlet name
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
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I've no idea who these chicks are. I'm guessing Eufrat because her name looks like it's pronounced 'You're fat.'
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#535971 - 12/05/11 08:53 PM
Re: Least sexy porn starlet name
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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If you think she's a fatty, you couldn't be more wrong.
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#535974 - 12/05/11 08:57 PM
Re: Least sexy porn starlet name
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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Draghixa sounds like she chose her name from a D&D monster manual.
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#536010 - 12/06/11 07:24 AM
Re: Least sexy porn starlet name
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Bolivia Samsonite for the win.
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#536013 - 12/06/11 07:33 AM
Re: Least sexy porn starlet name
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Who's the chick whose name reads essentially v.d. ? Can't remember.
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#536277 - 12/08/11 12:33 PM
Re: Least sexy porn starlet name
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Elder of Zion
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5213
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Vicky Val Treks
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#536279 - 12/08/11 12:37 PM
Re: Least sexy porn starlet name
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Elder of Zion
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^^^named for her favorite store, no doubt
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#536286 - 12/08/11 01:46 PM
Re: Least sexy porn starlet name
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/04/11
Posts: 183
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Gag Factor "Black Factor" features a girl named Shake Spear. For real.
Edited by raybbaby (12/08/11 01:47 PM)
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#536291 - 12/08/11 02:45 PM
Re: Least sexy porn starlet name
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
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sharka blue
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#536376 - 12/09/11 08:15 AM
Re: Least sexy porn starlet name
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
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With a name like Sharka the first thing that comes to mind is a potential biter. Not necessarily a bad thing depending on where and when she bites. If she's not biting genitals or wallets then all should be good.
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#536385 - 12/09/11 09:02 AM
Re: Least sexy porn starlet name
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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That ass aint retarded
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#536392 - 12/09/11 09:39 AM
Re: Least sexy porn starlet name
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Lena LaBianca. At least I think that was her name. Taking your nom de porn from one of the more obscure, male Manson victims is just yuck.
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#536398 - 12/09/11 10:02 AM
Re: Least sexy porn starlet name
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5097
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Then we have the truly epic... Spontaneous Ecstasy Thunda Cum Swalla
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#536401 - 12/09/11 10:39 AM
Re: Least sexy porn starlet name
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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There was a black girl named 99. It wasn't even spelled out. Yep, just 99. Get Smart fan?
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#536439 - 12/09/11 06:58 PM
Re: Least sexy porn starlet name
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/13/04
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#536546 - 12/10/11 05:09 PM
Re: Least sexy porn starlet name
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Registered: 10/19/06
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sea j raw is an incredibly stupid name.
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#536552 - 12/10/11 05:40 PM
Re: Least sexy porn starlet name
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Reminds me of clams !
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#536655 - 12/11/11 02:19 PM
Re: Least sexy porn starlet name
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/11/06
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Any name that sounds like a dude: Ryan Connor, Stevie Shae
"BiBi Jones" is pretty lame, even the generic "Britney Beth" was better.
Anything with "Miss" or "Mistress". Leave that for the webcam whores.
"Samantha 38GGG" - Just awful. Were all the "Heather Hooters" and "Wendy Whoppers" taken?
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#536674 - 12/11/11 04:37 PM
Re: Least sexy porn starlet name
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Porn Jesus
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I think the holding up the gunt roll so you can see her pussy is one of the most revolting pics I've seen.
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#536686 - 12/11/11 05:24 PM
Re: Least sexy porn starlet name
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J.B.
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Good God, Figgs, you've found porn of my downstairs neighbor.
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#536688 - 12/11/11 05:31 PM
Re: Least sexy porn starlet name
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Porn Jesus
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Good thing they put her on the first floor, so you don't have to listen to the stomping and wheezing on her way up the stairs.
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#536694 - 12/11/11 06:27 PM
Re: Least sexy porn starlet name
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AC Cream Wannabe
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Forget the stairs, at least not being below her means you don't have to watch plaster drift down from the ceiling and hope she and her trick don't come crashing through their floor and into your living room.
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#537026 - 12/14/11 08:28 PM
Re: Least sexy porn starlet name
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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Fiona Bones. She is also fugly.
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#537442 - 12/19/11 01:53 PM
Re: Least sexy porn starlet name
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AC Cream Wannabe
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#537484 - 12/19/11 07:47 PM
Re: Least sexy porn starlet name
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
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I think I posted this here a ways back but one of my facebook buddies is an old 70's pornster. He went by the names of Luke Gusher and [of all things] Cornhole Wallace ! He asked them to just give him a name in the credits and thats what the movie makers came up with. I know not a starlet but worthy of mention don't ya think ?
Edited by backdoorman (12/19/11 07:48 PM)
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#537581 - 12/20/11 05:56 PM
Re: Least sexy porn starlet name
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Porn Fucking Master
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Fiona Bones is "fugly"?! I am beginning to think there are some posters here with impossible standards, who just like to write mean things. If you just realized that you must be Forrest Gump stupid. Are you a Shrimp Boat Captain??
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#537604 - 12/20/11 07:29 PM
Re: Least sexy porn starlet name
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
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Cornhole Wallace. Best name ever. I can't stop giggling. I'm using that name the next forum I join. It's like if Family Guy had an episode with a porn guy in it.
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#563808 - 08/18/12 07:12 PM
Re: Least sexy porn starlet name
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Porn Jesus
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Clanddi Jinkcego
Edit: Her fucking middle name is Khd. Try saying it out loud. It's kind of fun.
Edited by Steezo (08/18/12 07:22 PM)
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#563812 - 08/18/12 07:18 PM
Re: Least sexy porn starlet name
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Porn Jesus
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She looks like Figgs' dream girl. I don't want to turn this into another pic thread though, so he'll have to look her up on his own.
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#563853 - 08/19/12 06:39 AM
Re: Least sexy porn starlet name
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Porn Jesus
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It's not really a good sign when they have a scarecrow tattooed over their snatch.
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#563854 - 08/19/12 06:53 AM
Re: Least sexy porn starlet name
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/24/11
Posts: 2330
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Forget the stairs, at least not being below her means you don't have to watch plaster drift down from the ceiling and hope she and her trick don't come crashing through their floor and into your living room. Whoever this Calvin character is, alt or not, needs to post more often.
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#563869 - 08/19/12 10:27 AM
Re: Least sexy porn starlet name
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
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Could do without the puss tattoo, but she's pretty high on the skankometer.
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#563874 - 08/19/12 10:33 AM
Re: Least sexy porn starlet name
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
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it looks like a cross with vines around it.
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#567686 - 09/17/12 09:21 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Kenza Suck
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