Any name that sounds like a dude: Ryan Connor, Stevie Shae

"BiBi Jones" is pretty lame, even the generic "Britney Beth" was better.

Anything with "Miss" or "Mistress". Leave that for the webcam whores.

"Samantha 38GGG" - Just awful. Were all the "Heather Hooters" and "Wendy Whoppers" taken?
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