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#385859 - 10/31/09 03:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Every part of your face, except your mouth, looks like it's trying to run away.
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#385864 - 11/02/09 01:07 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 1059
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Gia, you get to direct a new movie with 5 scenes. 1 BBG, 1 GGB, and 3 BG scenes.
Who do you cast?
Only current performers are allowed.
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#385870 - 11/02/09 10:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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You know what these bitches look like. Do you think I have all damn day like Mopezart to forage for pics?
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#385872 - 11/02/09 11:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Because I answered a question, cunt. PT is no longer at Vivid. Why don't you go fill his spot since you're so big on story lines.
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#385873 - 11/03/09 06:21 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Give me a storyline and try to impress me.
How about a SuperMan prequel? Or maybe something about Dracula.
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#385876 - 11/03/09 11:49 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 03/07/06
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Gia, you go on a porn shoot in a very remote area. You'll be gone for 3 days while they shoot multiple movies. You will be stuck with these people for 3 straight days.
Who do you want on that trip to keep you from going completely insane? Who is the LAST porn whore you want on that trip? Which one of the stunt cocks will you break down and fuck because your bored and horny?
And lastly, since you retired from fucking on film, have you had any threeways? Were they BGG or BBG?
I don't know why but after 30 pages this thread is fascinating to me now.
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Honestly, I don't know...I'm torn. We haven't talked since AVN (other than the hearing in February)- Eric on Bree Olson
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#385877 - 11/15/09 05:21 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/03/09
Posts: 163
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Hey Gia, Will we ever see you do a scene for Facial Abuse? How about hookin' up with Duke and the boys? 
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"i look wasted as fuck there. as if i had to mainline away the memory of big red and duke beating me." - Gia Jordan
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#385878 - 01/28/10 07:40 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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Gia,
Do you like rape fantasies?
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#385879 - 01/28/10 07:43 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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where the fuck did you run into turkey neck? unbeknownst to you, he probably planned it for weeks
how much would turkey neck have to cough up to get a private?
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#385881 - 01/28/10 07:48 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Heh. That was at an alt.porn party at Beauty Bar. Not interested in doing anything of that nature with that person. No thanks.
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#385882 - 01/28/10 07:48 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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you look like rape bait in your current avatar and in the pic with turkey neck
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#385885 - 01/28/10 07:50 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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I meant thank you to saying I look like rape bait. For the other question, well...it's out of the question. No thanks.
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#385886 - 01/28/10 07:53 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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interesting. but you'd fuck for cash if the person offering was attractive right?
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#385887 - 01/28/10 07:56 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Lolz. No. You gave hypothetical questions, I gave hypothetical answers.
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#385888 - 01/28/10 07:57 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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#385889 - 01/28/10 08:01 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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1. Complimenting Stacey Dash, I soon realized I was taking away from Sam's birthday thread. Man, Stacey Dash is unreal! I am in awe of how young she looks.
2. Glazed and Confused. (Elegant Angel, Dir: William H)
3. Yes
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#385890 - 01/28/10 09:58 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 10/02/09
Posts: 57
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Dude, we all know Gia did porn. Go to Google, take off the moderate SafeSearch, and you can find the photo/film it was taken. Weirdly innaprops.
Stacy Dash is gorgeous. And Julianne Moore is 50 freaking years old. Some people have good Gia genes.
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#385891 - 01/28/10 10:12 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Some people have good Gia genes.
Yep. Gia is aging like Tina Turner's legs.
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#385892 - 01/28/10 11:43 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Um...I guess that's better than aging like Madonna's arms?
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#385893 - 01/29/10 03:26 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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How was your scene with the 5'1 Alex "Mini-Me" Rox? Do you think 5'1 is an exagerration and he's really about 4'10?
Would you date him in real life if he were a nice guy? Or would you be embarrassed to be seen with him?
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#385894 - 01/29/10 03:56 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Who's the other girl in the picture?
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#385895 - 01/29/10 04:44 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/21/07
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Gia,
Do you like rape fantasies?
Yes
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Are you the raper or the rapee?
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#385896 - 01/29/10 06:33 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Rapee.
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#385897 - 01/29/10 06:43 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I forgot the name of the girl in the pic. Lana or Laura or something. Mostly, she just feature danced. I'm not sure if this dude's height is correct. When I showed up that day in sweats (Splendid, never Juicy...ew) and Vans, I could've sworn he was an inch taller than me and I'm 5'4".
As for dating in real life, no he's not my type. I prefer American men (they get my pop culture references) and I prefer my guys 5'10"-6'2". It seems most of the men I've dated are 6'1" and 175lbs.
Hey, where's Cleetus? This is so his thread.
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#385899 - 01/29/10 07:04 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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or does your rape fantasy involve a group of ghetto spooks?
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#385900 - 01/29/10 07:09 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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No. Always white guys. Usually kinda preppy.
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#385903 - 01/29/10 07:15 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Maybe 5'10" or taller? Not sure. He wasn't my date for that evening. Malice was. Kevin just wanted a pic with me.
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#385905 - 01/29/10 07:20 AM
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Porn Jesus
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It's different everyday. Probably a 6 right now because I'm in sweats and a pony tail and procrastinating going to the gym.
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