This is very true, but I thought you'd be better with more complex carbs and less simple ones, no?

bdm eats sun dried possum and fried chicken. he drinks shine and schaefer beer. his hillbilly genetics are whats fucking him up...not his diet.

Yes, J.B. Perhaps I should have specified more.

I take probiotics and try to eat small high protein meals several times a day. That makes me feel better but beer just seems to be fucking me up worse now than before.

Lou - I can get you some kick ass shine for 10 bucks a quart !

Raki is better! And as an after dinner treat, rakomelo sipped warm (raki and honey.

U ever have real moonshine ?

Yes. My neighbour scores from some old fuck up the hills who's been distilling since he was a kid. He's a true artist. Yum yum gimme sum.

Fucking shit will burn a blue flame and cross your eyes for a while.

If it burns any color than blue don't drink it.

Yeppers, even squirrel droppings don't change it ! :-)

Hypoglycemia (even a relative hypoglycemia) can precipitate a pretty significant spiraling cycle of worsening metabolic acidosis in people predisposed to this who drink alcohol. It really doesn't have to do with glucose, carbs, etc, etc. except in the most tangential sense.

I like examples like this because it is a common condition (drinking alcohol) that is commonly misunderstood and illustrates how expert advice is meaningless if the advice being given is based on a diagnosis which just happens to be wrong.

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This reminds me of a story. Pull up a chair and pour yourself a drink...

I had a conversation with a woman the other day who was telling me about her teenage daughter who started having "panic attacks" shortly after moving away to college. She only had symptoms when she would start to freak out over an upcoming test or paper that was due. She went to the student health dept, and her family doctor while home on break, and was given prescriptions for several anxiety meds and referred to a good therapist, none of which stopped her attacks.

Desperate for help she turned the bottomless pit of misinformation that is the internet and her clueless friends who authoritatively told her how to cure her panic attacks. Some information was good advice on how to treat panic attacks, some was expert advice, and some was just as worthless as anything you can find in the cage on XPT.

Just before deciding to drop out of college for good, she had one of her attacks and lost consciousness and became unresponsive. After a quick trip to the local ER, her panic attacks were cured forever in just a few minutes because her panic attacks were finally correctly diagnosed as asthma.

I wonder how long it took after leaving the ER before her friends started giving advice about how the right diet can cure asthma. After all, if the right diet can cure Steve Jobs' cancer, why can't it cure asthma?

A cousin that works in a bar stopped by earlier with a bunch of free beer. It was some really shitty Bud Lite Wheat beer. The bar she works in couldn't sell it and to make space gave it to her so she dropped off a a case of the stuff becasue she didn't like it. I'm not fond of it either but it was free and I havn't drank in a few months. I hold to the philosophy that after 3 or 4 beers it doesn't matter what you drink becauses after the first 3 or 4 all beer tastes the same. I still had to put the stuff in my freezer to get extra cold. I got a nice buzz going but would have rather had a better tasting beer. The bud light wheat shit was just a crappy carrier for the alcohol. I expect a hangover in the morning.

Wheat beer can pack a wallop of a hangover. I always thought it was the sugar content. But that was mainly Maisel's Weisse I was drinking. You might come through the Bud stuff unscathed except you say you haven't drank in a few months.

Bud Light Wheat beer. My nose is higher in the air than Mrs. Drysdale's when the Clampetts moved in next door.

Well, at least it isn't as gay as Bud Light Lime.

If I dare drink beer anymore it's light. Can't find one that tastes worth a shit though. On a side note that Charin will relate to our local pizzeria has recently begun selling Hudepohl Amber. First Hudie I've seen this far south. It's Ok but one's enough. Any recommendations on light beer would be appreciated. So far Mich light is about the most tolerable.

14K Golden Hudepohl beer makes me think of Joe Nuxhall and Crosley Field!

Knew it would ! Have Hudie ! lol [not really , don't you dare ! ]

Just in from a fire after the bar.

Bar was pretty uneventful until the end. Tatted up meathead, woulda been 6', 170 w/o the juice, almost got into a scrap with a 50 y/o young Homer Simpson withe the high horse shoe bald going on. Then while the disgustingly fat broad was whining to the bar owner, "My man don't wanna cause no trouble," some white trash shit head started trying to play bad ass where he had no business. After he got lippy with me and I told the juice head "That guy just said your Mom," Mr. White Trash Superstar proceeded to get lippy w/ a drunk off duty lil bitch of a cop. Superstar wouldn't shut the fuck up so drunken 5-0 called in on duty pigs.

My friend and I headed towards our cars as we heard the lil bitch 5-0 describing an all out brawl, so cops would get there before he was beaten down. As I approach my ve-hickle, I notice a mulatto broad w/ bouncy Misty Stone hair clinging to the arm rest of her door, so she can avoid laying in the puddle of her vomit. She apparently was upright in the driver seat of the car, when the alcohol hit her.

I was greeted by a guttural groan and another wave of vomit while I approached and asked if she was OK. I grabbed her shoulder and held her from face planting in her mess, as she proceeded to heave, letting loose the occasional fart from the straining. Once I got her upright, and made sure her keys weren't in the ignition, I started to run down her options for how to get home safe. She asked if I was security, and I tolde her, "I'm just an asshole from down the street that doesn't want to see you die if you try and make it home on your own." Sweat kinda brown sugar then apologized in advance of hacking and trying to spit. I say trying, because to actually spit you need enough trajectory to have it not land on your lip and chest.

By this time the cops were there and my 6-pack was in the parking spot next to her car. I told her to wait a moment, grabbed my beer and approached the closest uniformed pig. "These guys are to scared of you to cause any trouble now, but if you don't go shut that fat broad up, someone id probably going to hit her." He smiled, I went to my truck to deposit my beer.

I approached the Bouncy Fro's car again, to try and keep the cops away. I asked if she feels any better and she asked who I was again. "Just a random asshole."

"Oh no baby, you're not an asshole. What do you want me to do baby?"

"Huh?!?" I replied.

"what do you want me to do? Get in your car?"

Now I know what your thinking, but the reality is, best case scenario, she only pukes in my car once and I leave her there as my friend and I drink the six pack and then I have to drive her back to the bar and leave her face down on her hood.

Luckily the bassist of the pretty shitty band that played walked up and asked her how she was doing and if she remembered he had her keys.

I patted him on the back, wished him luck and drove home.

While I lay in bed tonight/this morning, what ever you want to call it, I'll be thinking more of how I wish I had a baseball bat to beat the fat broad and the White Trash Superstar with. really I'd have only needed it for the fat chick. Mr. Superstar was wide open for a punch in the throat to shut him up. I'da had to go through 4-5 chins to reach fatty's throat.

How was your night?

Panzer porn.

From the sound of it, you coulda gone 3 fingers deep w/ just a little spit and no warm up.

Maker's 46 cuz I needed some bourbon for a recipe (smoked pork shanks, braised in wine & bourbon). Also hoping that I don't get strep throat from the fat bitch behind the counter who was saying, "oooh, I hope I don't have strep throat. Cough, Cough! The clinic never called back, so I guess I'm OK." I immediate went to the nearest grocery store after leaving the liquor store because I knew they had hand sanitizing wipes by their exit door.

As for all that diabetic hypoglycemia/hyperglycemia shit earlier in the thread, people should know this: when you're drinking alcohol, your liver cannot do all the other stuff that it usually does.... like store away excess glucose in your blood or release that stored glucose in response to low bloodsugar. Processing out the booze in your blood kind of takes over for a while. That's why it's easy for diabetics to have dangerously low bloogsugar when they drink. This is why diabetics should not drink. Luckily, I'm an oxymoron and an exception to almost every rule.

I drank an excessive amount of some Belgian import at 11%. And here it is 7 am and I am wide awake. Drinking more, I think the girl wants me back in bed and away from XPT.

I haven't been drinking all too much, mainly b/c I can't afford it. I have a 1/2 bottle of Ketel One rotting in my storage unit, and about 2/3 bottle of Three Olives Cherry for those lonely nights.

Although I did spend a whopping $48 tonight (inc. tips) on a cranberry vodka (Belvidere) and 5 Capt-n-Cokes at an Egypt Central concert.

Are you serious? That exists? I just looked it up, and it exists. Wow, people are so fucking lazy these days they can't even squeeze a lime into their beer. Oh, it's Budweiser drinkers we're talking.

They even make a Michelob Ultra with lime in it ! Why cover up shit with lime and make it taste like citrusy shit ?

Because they are to gay for real beer and to closeted for a Cosmo.

Plus the fact that the "mainstream" beers are...well, bad.

I think the lime flavoring was a fad that came from Corona stepping up their tv ads with a lime wedge stuck in a bottle.

Glenmorangie Quinta Ruban 12 Year Old / Port Finish

Yummmmmmm

haha beersnobs

Anything from that distillery is just perfect. Guess I'm off to AJ's now....

Gots to be a snob about something.

Because most mainstream domestic swill is completely undrinkable on it’s own, that’s why.

Had one of these the other night and loved it. Unlike a lot of stouts out there that tend to lose flavor before you get half way through, this truly retains flavor with every sip.

Gen, give some consideration to getting liquored up and posting some Christmas pics for us. Thank you and enjoy the holidays.

And what kind are you speaking of Sir Jerksalot? It's been so long since I've truly liquored up! I've been a good girl lately

If you are taking requests, I'll defer to Figgs. Last time he had a very good request (jammin) and you gave good results. Lets try to keep that good rapport going. Plus it is the season of giving, so lets give the haters from Figgs hometown that lurk here something else to hate him for, he gets to make requests of hot whores.

Get to it Frankie. Give like 2-3 suggestions and let the little lady decide.

let me think.
1.lean up against your bed or couch so that youre more or less upside down while banging yourself with a double dong and sucking the other end.

2.carve the longest fattest cucumber you can find to look like a dick and take some pics of you fucking yourself and then licking it before making a salad with it.

3.go to big lots or the 99 cent store and grab some cheap barbies or knock offs and try to see how many you can stick in your mouth,pussy,and ass at the same time.

Had half a six-pack of Pyramid Snow Cap ale. Then an entire bottle of 10 Cane Rum. Then half a bottle of Maker's 46 Bourbon. Went to a strip club and wound up just talking to the girl who was tending bar. Woke up on my living room floor and somehow had more money in my pocket than I did when I left the house. None of it was in my wallet either. Just a big wad of money in my front pocket.

Oh, I also smoked a blunt somewhere along the way. And my cat got a contact high, which makes her look Chinese.

I don't know, but I think you went a little overboard Frankie.

Yeah Willie, Glenmorangie is always a winner.



In the meantime, I'm always a sucker for a gimmick, check this out, Bitches.



It was chocolatey and awesome.

Dogfish Head Bitches Brew

What's kitty's name?

Zara. There's another pic of her somewhere in the pets thread in AWOP.

hey its christmas.i guess just use one of those big candy canes then.

I'll be drinking booze at The Spectacle watching Pretty Peaches tonight. Midnight movie, yeahhhhhh!!!

That is more like it Figgs. Give us some candy cane rape Gen.

inorite?.

i'm all for 7% microbrew pints every now and then when i'm out for dinner or whatever but when i'm going to spend a day drinking it's going to be domestic and it's going to be light. i have no interest in the fruit bit though.



not alcohol related and totally pot related. you ever get into edibles?. i fucken hate smoking so i'm thinking about going this route. i hear it hits you different though. as in your liver does most of the work and a different chemical compound is released. thoughts/experiences?.

No offense intended, but given some of the pics and post regarding Gen I just can't see Figgs request being over the top. I vote for the cucumber dick/salad.