I guess I only pictured guys with douchebag facial hair showing up with his ticket...er, girlfriend. They're harmless as kittens. But some real ghetto/ bario Romeo would be a little nervewracking.
Especially in SoCal, the image of some uppity Chula motherfucker comes to mind, waltzing in all covered in tattoos b/c he thinks he is a UFC-badass. Newflash, spic-n-span, you’re not nearly as tough as you think you are w/o the gun or ‘blade’ you brandish.
And Jim isn’t a very big guy, so I could understand the hopes that some stunt cock would save him. I always thought he was pretty cool in the few encounters I’ve had with him, despite the fact I’m not 1/8 the soccer fan he is.