Originally Posted By: have2cit
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Can't you just buy a dog, name it Brandon, and kick it 3 times a day?


No, cause I'd feel obliged to take care of the dog. Besides a dog is a much better human being than Brandon could ever be and I could never treat a human being like I treat Brandon.


Then get yourself a nigger or a gook.
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