Question: I have a friend who recently met someone. My friend wants to know what the beauty mark is on this young lady's buttock. How concerned should my friend be?

Ha ha! Brandon has staph now too.

Looks like an ingrown hair to me. Not contagious, but not exactly attractive either.

What a moron have2cit is. I'm a sole proprietorship. There's no staff at Brandon Iron Productions.

Thank you, raybbaby. I was worried it was something serious.

Staph isn't serious to Brandon, he's had STD's that make it look like a sneeze.

I keep telling you.....there is no staff at my business. I run it all myself (answer phones, pour my copy, do the photocopying, and upload full-length videos as a "user" to various tube sites). It's how I make the big bucks.

Staph is doing some business on you. When whores, who aren't doped out of their gourd, take a look at you, their faces make a big yuck.

just looks like a sore or pimple.

No, no. You don't have to call have2cit stuff like that. He has feelings, y'know.

This is a gourd, you moron. I can see how it would be useful to you in your personal life but I've never had one in my home. Go away.

surprised belladonna hasnt worked that into one of her dvds yet.

Party of Potatoes was very erotic. There was lots of russets stuffed into one woman's ass. They were warmed up in her anal cavity, expelled, and french fried for a couple incredible 19-year-olds.

Do you shove that whole thing in your ass or just half of it, Brandon?

Now you are out of your gourd, sir.

So it's the whole hog, stem and all. I'm sure there is plenty of space for the fit. Didn't the Highway Patrol make you get a tramp stamp that was also a height sign?

No, it was an homage to Jenna Jameson: puckered lips to show you where to kiss my ass.

Only someone suffering syphilis dementia could read 16.0 FT as a pair of lips. That's alright you also read positive medical test results as negative and no one's squawked yet.

Yep, you're right. NO ONE.

Congratulations you've managed to suppress some public knowledge of your STD's, now if you could only suppress the actual STD's.

Congratulations to you on successfully preventing zero scenes from happening. I hope you are more effective in other things....but I doubt it.
Keep up the good fight, have2sitdownnow.

Why do you think I would even try to prevent scenes from happening? Ah I see you've mistaken me for someone who actually gives a shit one way another about you.

Oh, I still do scenes with my big dick. I just stand at the Montana-Alberta border and I lay down the lumber. My January release is WIDE LOADS. I hope you enjoy it.

My ladies are BAAAAAAHHHHtiful.

Your ladies are hoooooookkkkkkeeeeerrrrrrsssss.

And....?

And you have hhhhheeeerrrrrrppppppeeeeeesssss.

Can't you just buy a dog, name it Brandon, and kick it 3 times a day?

No, cause I'd feel obliged to take care of the dog. Besides a dog is a much better human being than Brandon could ever be and I could never treat a human being like I treat Brandon.

Then get yourself a nigger or a gook.

Why? Brandon is already right here. You sound like one of those people who continually call a television station to complain that a show you always watch often offends you.

I'm not offended, just annoyed.

Someone asked me if you ran SuperLoads off so you could have Brandon all to yourself. More and more I get the feeling he was right. If Paperchase gets too many good ones in, you are likely to attack him, too. Watch your step Pape.

I got an idea, keep it to the Mod forum, so only Lou and Gia have2cit.

In conclusion, more posts about whores, less about washed up mopes.

and Amen !

Yes you're annoyed at reading something you don't have to actually read. I really dislike wrestling, but do you see me in your thread bitching about disliking wrestling? No, I just don't read it.

I've got an idea too, why don't I post whatever the hell I want to, wherever the hell I want to, and you just not read it.

As for SuperLoads I'm not sure why he left, the argument was over before so, and the more people hating on Brandon the better as far as I am concerned.

Medical advice for Brendan: suicide.

I keep my wrestling banter to a confined area. When it corrupted too many threads, I started one for it, so I wouldn't bother anyone.

This whole board is a Brandon Iron hate fest, has been nearly since the beginning. Sorry no one told you before.

i blame all the Bi attention on brandon for not keeping the knox account in regular rotation.

and why is someone bitching about brandon catching heat in his own obvious troll thread?. if anything brandon should be pissed that he's only got a couple posters shitkicking him at this point.

Damn Lou, shining the Sheriff's spurs are ya?

is that a wrestling term?. you have a thread for that, yes?.

No it's not.

I guess I can respect that the non-whore mods stick together. The Sheriff and his trusty Deputy, riding through the countryside, shooting up all that stand in their way.


Brandon, when did you grow a mustache?

This just in: I got a great bj today from Miss Donna Bell. Thank you and good night.

I'd rather keep all the Brandon problems contained in this thread in one area before they spread again.

Brandon Irons got banned from XPT years ago for creating aliases, and then being enough of a shitbag that they started talking to each other. Anyone remember Bornyo catching him with Monsieur, or Lord Ausmus? The only reason he is a mod is because he begged for it from Jeff as part of his distribution deal. Otherwise, we would be as unwelcome here as PAFH or Donkey Long.

Again...medical advice for Brendan: suicide. Medical advice for Hillary: an industrial drum of penicillin and 500 Valtrex.

Some are better at spreading than others. Thank you for bringing this to our attention, Gia. By the way, how have you put your ATM skills to use in your personal life?

@jerky...awesome.

and i'm pretty sure Bi mentioned a mustache in the shoutbox recently. it was just before you tried your rubber gun routine on him and he slapped it out of your hand.

@jerky...lame

Is your stupidity contagious? Each time I read a post you write, I feel less intelligent.
The discussion has clearly turned towards Gia's love of her own ass juice. Allow her to respond, please. We are all interested in hearing about the tea-coloured enemas, the malodorous mishaps, and the baboon-assed aftereffects of doing such nasty acts.
One can also catch hepatitis from this risky behaviour. So it begs the question: Why did Gia do it? Why??

Well, dumbass, you keep reading and responding to him, so I suppose you are less intelligent.

Doesn't that put your IQ into single digits now? Even Malice had to say you had the mental capacity of an adolescent boy. Now clothed in a 40-year old herpes-infested midget body.

Rage is a sign of rabies. Assy Larry has rabies.