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#535967 - 12/05/11 08:40 PM Least sexy porn starlet name
Steezo Offline
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Eufrat or Draghixa? I'm sure there are others, but those two just came to mind. They aren't both current stars, or it would make for a nice Oprah/Uma moment at the AVN's: "Eufrat, Draghixa. Draghixa, Eufrat."
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#535968 - 12/05/11 08:48 PM Re: Least sexy porn starlet name [Re: Steezo]
gia jordan Offline
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I've no idea who these chicks are. I'm guessing Eufrat because her name looks like it's pronounced 'You're fat.'
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#535971 - 12/05/11 08:53 PM Re: Least sexy porn starlet name [Re: Steezo]
Steezo Offline
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If you think she's a fatty, you couldn't be more wrong.



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#535974 - 12/05/11 08:57 PM Re: Least sexy porn starlet name [Re: Steezo]
cqd Offline
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Draghixa sounds like she chose her name from a D&D monster manual.
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#535996 - 12/06/11 12:44 AM Re: Least sexy porn starlet name [Re: Steezo]
Claude Goddard Offline
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It's Croatian, she was pretty hot, but porn in the 90s was terrible.





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#536010 - 12/06/11 07:24 AM Re: Least sexy porn starlet name [Re: Claude Goddard]
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Bolivia Samsonite for the win.
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#536013 - 12/06/11 07:33 AM Re: Least sexy porn starlet name [Re: Steezo]
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
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Who's the chick whose name reads essentially v.d. ? Can't remember.
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#536023 - 12/06/11 09:05 AM Re: Least sexy porn starlet name [Re: Steezo]
Ron Mexico Offline
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Eufrat (also known as Jana Hall) is fucking hot. I love wacking off to her scenes. For a foreigner, she can belt out some great dirty talk in English.

My vote would go to Spontaneous X-tacy. Second place goes to Sierra Sinn.

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#536248 - 12/08/11 05:13 AM Re: Least sexy porn starlet name [Re: Steezo]
fartz Offline
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Registered: 07/24/11
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95% of black porn chicks have lulzy names. My favorite by a longshot is "Ms. Alotoftitties".

There's also

Mz. Buttaworth
Scented Kisses
Baleeta Bottoms
Cake Kash
Talishious
Pleasure Unique
Mz. Caution
Decollector
Major Cakes



And the list goes on and on.......

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#536277 - 12/08/11 12:33 PM Re: Least sexy porn starlet name [Re: Steezo]
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#536278 - 12/08/11 12:35 PM Re: Least sexy porn starlet name [Re: Steezo]
gia jordan Offline
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There was a black girl named 99. It wasn't even spelled out. Yep, just 99.

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#536279 - 12/08/11 12:37 PM Re: Least sexy porn starlet name [Re: Steezo]
faceblaster Offline
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^^^named for her favorite store, no doubt
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#536281 - 12/08/11 12:45 PM Re: Least sexy porn starlet name [Re: faceblaster]
Jigaloo Offline
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She took that name in honor of the number of brothers and sisters she has.
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#536286 - 12/08/11 01:46 PM Re: Least sexy porn starlet name [Re: Steezo]
raybbaby Offline
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Gag Factor "Black Factor" features a girl named Shake Spear. For real.


Edited by raybbaby (12/08/11 01:47 PM)
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#536291 - 12/08/11 02:45 PM Re: Least sexy porn starlet name [Re: Steezo]
frankie fatale Offline
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sharka blue
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#536376 - 12/09/11 08:15 AM Re: Least sexy porn starlet name [Re: frankie fatale]
Fiend Offline
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Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
sharka blue


With a name like Sharka the first thing that comes to mind is a potential biter. Not necessarily a bad thing depending on where and when she bites. If she's not biting genitals or wallets then all should be good.
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#536378 - 12/09/11 08:18 AM Re: Least sexy porn starlet name [Re: frankie fatale]
fartz Offline
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Registered: 07/24/11
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Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
sharka blue








I'm going to go ahead and give her a get-out-of-being-retarded-free-card.









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#536385 - 12/09/11 09:02 AM Re: Least sexy porn starlet name [Re: Steezo]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
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That ass aint retarded
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#536392 - 12/09/11 09:39 AM Re: Least sexy porn starlet name [Re: Steezo]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
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Lena LaBianca. At least I think that was her name. Taking your nom de porn from one of the more obscure, male Manson victims is just yuck.
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#536398 - 12/09/11 10:02 AM Re: Least sexy porn starlet name [Re: fartz]
Bluecipher Offline
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Then we have the truly epic...
Spontaneous Ecstasy
Thunda
Cum Swalla
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#536401 - 12/09/11 10:39 AM Re: Least sexy porn starlet name [Re: gia jordan]
cqd Offline
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
There was a black girl named 99. It wasn't even spelled out. Yep, just 99.


Get Smart fan?
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#536439 - 12/09/11 06:58 PM Re: Least sexy porn starlet name [Re: Steezo]
Jack Randall Offline
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Registered: 03/13/04
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Felony
Gauge
Ashley Fires

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#536478 - 12/10/11 04:34 AM Re: Least sexy porn starlet name [Re: Steezo]
fartz Offline
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Registered: 07/24/11
Posts: 2330
Loc: Central US
Black chicks-Round 2-FIGHT!!!!

Fast Black
Bijan Sudaan
Lil Ass
Choclate[sic] Tie
Carmel Lover
Lovelly Butts
X-Rated
Suckable
Brownie Deluxxx

Kah Fee Kakes

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#536546 - 12/10/11 05:09 PM Re: Least sexy porn starlet name [Re: Steezo]
LouCypher Offline
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sea j raw is an incredibly stupid name.
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#536552 - 12/10/11 05:40 PM Re: Least sexy porn starlet name [Re: Steezo]
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
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Reminds me of clams !
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#536655 - 12/11/11 02:19 PM Re: Least sexy porn starlet name [Re: Steezo]
Calvin Offline
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Any name that sounds like a dude: Ryan Connor, Stevie Shae

"BiBi Jones" is pretty lame, even the generic "Britney Beth" was better.

Anything with "Miss" or "Mistress". Leave that for the webcam whores.

"Samantha 38GGG" - Just awful. Were all the "Heather Hooters" and "Wendy Whoppers" taken?
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#536671 - 12/11/11 04:30 PM Re: Least sexy porn starlet name [Re: Steezo]
frankie fatale Offline
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Registered: 08/30/09
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no hillary hooterz came in tits ablazing.



and i think samantha 38g changed it to samantha anderson like ms panther changed hers to ashley madison.





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#536674 - 12/11/11 04:37 PM Re: Least sexy porn starlet name [Re: Steezo]
Jerkules Offline
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I think the holding up the gunt roll so you can see her pussy is one of the most revolting pics I've seen.
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#536686 - 12/11/11 05:24 PM Re: Least sexy porn starlet name [Re: Steezo]
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Good God, Figgs, you've found porn of my downstairs neighbor.

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#536688 - 12/11/11 05:31 PM Re: Least sexy porn starlet name [Re: Steezo]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
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Good thing they put her on the first floor, so you don't have to listen to the stomping and wheezing on her way up the stairs.
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#536694 - 12/11/11 06:27 PM Re: Least sexy porn starlet name [Re: Steezo]
Calvin Offline
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Posts: 481
Forget the stairs, at least not being below her means you don't have to watch plaster drift down from the ceiling and hope she and her trick don't come crashing through their floor and into your living room.
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#537019 - 12/14/11 06:55 PM Re: Least sexy porn starlet name [Re: Steezo]
VW/Velvet Offline
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Registered: 11/18/11
Posts: 330
At the risk of mixing threads...Carmella Bing is not a very sexy porn starlet name

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#537026 - 12/14/11 08:28 PM Re: Least sexy porn starlet name [Re: Steezo]
tattypatty Offline
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Fiona Bones. She is also fugly.
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#537442 - 12/19/11 01:53 PM Re: Least sexy porn starlet name [Re: Steezo]
4 Small Boobies Offline
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Registered: 10/12/07
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Domino

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#537451 - 12/19/11 03:06 PM Re: Least sexy porn starlet name [Re: Steezo]
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Fiona is a former US Marine.

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#537453 - 12/19/11 03:25 PM Re: Least sexy porn starlet name [Re: Steezo]
Jigaloo Offline
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What the fuck does that have to do with anything?
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#537484 - 12/19/11 07:47 PM Re: Least sexy porn starlet name [Re: Steezo]
backdoorman Offline
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I think I posted this here a ways back but one of my facebook buddies is an old 70's pornster. He went by the names of Luke Gusher and [of all things] Cornhole Wallace ! He asked them to just give him a name in the credits and thats what the movie makers came up with. I know not a starlet but worthy of mention don't ya think ?


Edited by backdoorman (12/19/11 07:48 PM)
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#537497 - 12/19/11 08:48 PM Re: Least sexy porn starlet name [Re: Steezo]
Vice Admiral Offline
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Registered: 09/18/08
Posts: 1574
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Fiona Bones is "fugly"?! I am beginning to think there are some posters here with impossible standards, who just like to write mean things.

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#537571 - 12/20/11 05:15 PM Re: Least sexy porn starlet name [Re: Steezo]
drained Offline
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Registered: 02/12/08
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That would be terrible. Oh, so very much.

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#537581 - 12/20/11 05:56 PM Re: Least sexy porn starlet name [Re: Vice Admiral]
Fiend Offline
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Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral
Fiona Bones is "fugly"?! I am beginning to think there are some posters here with impossible standards, who just like to write mean things.


If you just realized that you must be Forrest Gump stupid. Are you a Shrimp Boat Captain??
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#537604 - 12/20/11 07:29 PM Re: Least sexy porn starlet name [Re: Steezo]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Cornhole Wallace. Best name ever. I can't stop giggling. I'm using that name the next forum I join. It's like if Family Guy had an episode with a porn guy in it.
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#563808 - 08/18/12 07:12 PM Re: Least sexy porn starlet name [Re: Steezo]
Steezo Offline
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Clanddi Jinkcego

Edit: Her fucking middle name is Khd. Try saying it out loud. It's kind of fun.


Edited by Steezo (08/18/12 07:22 PM)
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#563811 - 08/18/12 07:17 PM Re: Least sexy porn starlet name [Re: Steezo]
Jigaloo Offline
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I looked her up, I did not expect her to be caucasian.
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#563812 - 08/18/12 07:18 PM Re: Least sexy porn starlet name [Re: Steezo]
Steezo Offline
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She looks like Figgs' dream girl. I don't want to turn this into another pic thread though, so he'll have to look her up on his own.
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#563830 - 08/18/12 10:34 PM Re: Least sexy porn starlet name [Re: Steezo]
frankie fatale Offline
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damn.









tithowahhh!!!!!!!!you nailed that dream girl shit. biggerbounce spanker
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#563853 - 08/19/12 06:39 AM Re: Least sexy porn starlet name [Re: frankie fatale]
the unknown pervert Offline
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It's not really a good sign when they have a scarecrow tattooed over their snatch.
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#563854 - 08/19/12 06:53 AM Re: Least sexy porn starlet name [Re: Calvin]
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Originally Posted By: Calvin
Forget the stairs, at least not being below her means you don't have to watch plaster drift down from the ceiling and hope she and her trick don't come crashing through their floor and into your living room.



Whoever this Calvin character is, alt or not, needs to post more often.

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#563869 - 08/19/12 10:27 AM Re: Least sexy porn starlet name [Re: Steezo]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
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Could do without the puss tattoo, but she's pretty high on the skankometer.
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#563874 - 08/19/12 10:33 AM Re: Least sexy porn starlet name [Re: Steezo]
frankie fatale Offline
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it looks like a cross with vines around it.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#567686 - 09/17/12 09:21 AM Re: Least sexy porn starlet name [Re: Steezo]
Steezo Offline
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Kenza Suck
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