GFY. Trying to insult a mope while remaining anonymous on a has been message board? Gee, I'm impressed and strangely not insulted one bit. Keep swinging, champ. You may get a foul tip eventually.

Oh, and Happy Chanukah, Christ-killer

You're a porn "actor" who gets paid about $400 per year, less HIV tests, to not put your penis inside a female orifice. You're like a cook who isn't allowed to touch food. A truck driver without a CDL. I can go on.

Or to put it another way, you've been rejected by more whores than whitey got rejected at the Apollo Theater.

And I ain't Jewish. Another assumption/fail on your part.

And you're about 5 years too late to the party. Your numbers are wrong, your idea of who I was and what I did is wrong, and your joke was stolen, Hymie. Either way, who the fuck cares? It's a porn message board! Get a grip on reality and scale, Moyshe. You can type out all the insults your feeble frustrated mind and conceive and I still won't give a flying fuck or be insulted, mop boy.
I was a fat, bald, 40-something raincoater with a small dick who did over 300 blowbangs, gangbangs, and jerk-to-pops over a two year period with A level talent. I even got my stage name listed in an AVN nomination and it was read aloud by Howard Stern. That's pretty fucking good when you consider who and what I was.
Like I say, fire away your insults. Water off a duck's back at this point and as stale as your stolen joke, Chaim. Go back to mopping the jizz out of the peep booths and don't be slow.

haha, revenge of the Mopes

Wait, you expect amnesty because you got your name in some AVN list? That's a laugher.

None of what you wrote is a point in your favor. That's what you fail to realize. Being a retired bukkake boy is slightly worse than being a current bukkake boy.

Jew or not, I still win.

Only in your dreams, mop boy. There are no "current bukkake boys", they stopped shooting them like 2 years ago. But you wouldn't know that, being busy sweeping and all. Keep swinging, sticky shoes.

props on the stern bit but i'm not getting the connection between mike vick and judaism. maybe that's a good thing?.

They do have jews in Philly. Not many beanie and curls, more the annoying ones that could pass for white, except for fitting every stereo type.

Lou, do you have minorities in New Vermont or where ever the hell you live? Coloreds, Jews, Mexicans? Or is it so Waspy that Catholics are considered a minority? No Irish, No Blacks, No Dogs?

Wait...if they stopped filming them, then how can I still potentially have jizz on my shoes? I'd bet you have more of other men's sperm accidentially sprayed Steve-Holmes-style on you. After all, you accurately described yourself.

Sounds to me like you're just angry about a life whose high point was shooting some ball snot on Dominique Swift. ::gold clap::

But look on the bright side...at least you didn't have to cook the bukkake omelet like Porno Dan.

Don't you work as the mop boy in Fartz' video arcade?
I have no idea who Dominique Swift is, but judging by the rest of your posts, she must have been in porn years ago.

Let's talk angry, shall we? After you chose to go off on me for teasing someone else about quoting and celebrating your stolen joke, I searched your post history. Nothing but vein attempts to sound hostile and snarky. Nothing usefull, just failed hate speak clips and outdated references. You sir, are a complete fail. Keep swinging for the fences with every swing, champ. You're pushin too hard....

Wait, you just admonished me for not knowing enough about porn history. Now you're contradicting yourself by saying I know too much. Another loss.

Welcome to XPT...7 1/2 years late.

Merry Christmas.

Saying you know too much? Where? You only refer to performers from 04-05. That's far from knowing too much. Snarky...google it, if you know what google is. It's probably too modern for you.
Look pal, you're a huge fail on here. Go back to 22nd and Market and make some money for your Daddy before he trades you off.

He aint doing too bad for himself if he's working a better stroll than Kensington. Must not have track marks and tattoos.

You didn't answer my previous argument here...how will you cure this glaring contradiction?

I really don't care. You, however, seem to have some enormous emotional investment in the name "faceblaster." I guess, in some sort of demented way, that might mean something to someone. Heck, my username, you can change it to whatever. But you get so butt-hurt about your name being misused, that you jump into some internet hypoxiam just apopletic over the whole thing.

Go ahead and take some time to look up those words. Tick tock.

And once finally. you mentioned "22nd & Market." I didn't know where that was, so I took a chance and used your new-found Google. They said it was either a fag-hang in SFO, or some dump in Philly. Thanks for being real specific about it. In your next lame post, please clarify.

Post = will be lame.

I assumed he meant Philly, since that is the location under your avatar.

Yes, Philly. I fiqure that's where your job at the jack shack is located, Avi. What contradiction? Listen Saul, just admit you stole the joke and say you're sorry for the bukkake boy jab. I'll let you off the ropes and you can go back to mopping the booths. Hey, do you get to keep the sticky quarters you find on the floor?

Hey Ass and Wipe how about shutting the fuck up..Jesus Fucking Christ what a couple of idiots..!

Funny that you can't connect the dots on my username and location. Since you admonished me somewhere else about using Google.

I'm still laughing at you Jewish taunts. AMDG, bitch.

And Richard...aren't you the guy who offered to "long-dick" another guy for money? How ghey does that sound? And about killing animals in your neighborhood? Sorry, chump; your past precedes you.

Hey buddy, you leave the arcade out of this, ya hear?

Ironman is one of the few rags not completed controlled by the supplement companies..as for whoring and gay stuff, lol everyday...I had a very good friend named Dan Duchaine, dude was a guru to sum of the top BB..He used to say gay hooking was how anyone outside the top 10 paid for cycles...For Janet to get as lean as she does, thats not really a steroid thing, diuretics and low dose growth along with diet and cardio can get you to 4 or 5 percent...

Yup it sure does...!
All that That was left of that fucking mutt was a fucking grease stain on the road..

Thanks for mentioning that its nice to know i will live in infamy around here..

And its called Long Cocking D-Bag....You got a thousand bucks...Lets see whose cock is longer..I'll be at the AVN awards in January...I'll even put The Hungwell name on my ID tag...Come lookin for me and bring a thousand bucks you stupid fucking Mexican..

Oh and by the way...Fucking die Ass-Wipe..!

Hungwell and Mexico have turned this thread into ADT. Why not just ask if you can join their dick measuring contest?

Ohh Fuck you again..!

Got a thousand bucks Edwin...????

Respect the arcade.

no

is the 1000 bucks a fight bet or gay sex thing..im confused

both^

http://img245.imagevenue.com/galshow.php?gal=gallery_1324719216315_207lo

Not sure if this is ok to post a link but here are some Janet Pics

that's a lot weight cutting

A walking anatomy chart and indeed terrifying

I don't think so. She seems lean, but not scary skinny. plus she's covering up with her arms. Definitely have seen her more exposed.

She covering her grill w/ that hair to hide her age too. She is hot for a 100, but she not fappable to me.

Those are all from years ago.

1. Learn how to post thumbnails to XPT for viewing.
2. Be more contemporary. Good luck.

Hey I would fuck her if you could autoclave her vagina and get all traces of negro out.

We would all be in the old-folks home by then, asking for Gian Jurgens signatures, since she would be the star of the home.

Actually some of those are from within the last couple of months.