...if you know the locations of every 24hr check cashing place and Taco Bell in the Chatsworth and Woodland Hills zip codes.

...if you find yourself in the checkout line at Ralph's with nothing but Fleet enemas and baby wipes.

...if you have a pocket full of hotel room keys, yet have no major credit card in your name.
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I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward