...You bought your girl an Iphone for her birthday, with her own money, and you wrote it off as a business expense. She is allowed 3 apps: Craigslist, to advertise; poker, to pass the time between tricks; and a lost phone tracker, to find her if she flees.

...Your girl ever did a car date, to get enough money to buy you McDonald's for dinner.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral