Originally Posted By: paperchase
Dr Sniffles, some cats eat insects, have you ever had to keep body and soul together by chasing crab lice around in Rae Rae's bedroom?
This cunt of a human has already destroyed my soul. Do you know what it's like when some dude who looks like Fat Bastard from the Austin Powers film walks in and is ready to lay in my (her) bed and spray his splooge all over the place? All for $300, because he thinks RaeRae was "a crackerjack porn star?" It's fucking disgusting.

I pretend I need to pee reeeal bad, so someone lets me out, and I can catch a bird or two for dinner. I've been told it tastes like chicken.