Originally Posted By: Dick Dastardly
Doctor, I want to know what you think about the new pussy in the house? Surely she's trying to replace you?
You know what I really hate? It's that she will sleep on the same semen-soaked sheets after she services her johns, and doesn't have the fucking courtesy to change them right after.

I have a pawshake deal to shack up with Jelena Jensen if things get too disgusting. I've been dreaming about those two soft pillows for years. If Juggs J will have me, I'll be on the next Union Pacific boxcar headed west.