While bored yesterday I can across these pics. I think the conclusion is obvious. She even talks about going on a diet in her blog. I would venture she is going to be a full blown fattie soon.

Exhibit A. Her upper arms look huge.


Exhibit B. The old gut suck...


Don't get me wrong she is still hot, but I bet we'll see her in chubby shoots pretty soon. I mean 3 kids? It's gonna happen sooner than later.

Much like a puppy grows into its paws, she has grown into them big fake cans. In clothes it made her look more human than the normal whore-bot look she had. Bitch is like 5' none, and the canned ham ass she got on her now looks like lots of fun. I wish I got a picture of it, but I figured she'd freak, plus she was in all black, so it probably wouldn't have shown up well. To sum up the vibe I got from her at the Exxxotica show, she was so quiet and nice, it was like someone kidnapped a little girl and threw her into a sea of whores and perverts.

I'm going to be looking forward to seeing that meaty ass on film.

First she needs to embrace that fucker. Remember what happened to Naomi?

Is she still with that faggot-ass bald loser who calls himself "Mr. Teagan?"

I believe, although I haven't seen a skinworxx title in our store in a long ass time.

I don't care. After all these years, Teagan still gives me a chubby.

Agreed, she's a Hall of Fame class fucker.

Chubbed out blonde former porn girls are Hawt!

What about chubbed out blonde former porn guys? I mean, I was watching The Ultimate Fighter Finale and some of the bantamweights were the same height as me. I have 50 more pounds than they do. I guess I'm just...wait for it....big boned.

still strokeable.she should start a series called subs and chubs.itd be in the same vain as feedherfuckher.com.

Teagan only gave birth to 2 kids, and her arm looks chubby because it's in the foreground of the self-taken pic.

The extensions in the gut suck pic are covering her arm for a reason, and it isn't to hide the tats, they are on the other arm. She looks better w/o the hair appliance too.

Teagan is a responsible whore.

Yes, I believe both children are white.

If she knows who both fathers are then she's like a whore genius

Starting out with some nose job and fake cans, she was fine. The after-pregnancy toning program made her look a bit skinny, like Jennifer Connelly. Still nice.

How the hell are these whores allowed to keep their children? I'm pretty much against Government intrusion into our lives, but it seems to me that if the only thing these broads have to offer the world, is prostitution, I have a hard time believing they are going to be able to raise a kid. I'd expect CAS to be standing next to the womb, ready to snatch the kid away the moment the whore shit it out.

That is why they hook up with white trash losers. If they fucked humans, they would have no chance of getting custody and hopefully getting a check each week.

Is that how much your herpes sores weigh? I had no idea.

Did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds?

Everyone surprised that Brandon springs for cable or satellite raise your hand.

I found it in Brazzer's member's section.

lol

You pay for internet porn?

No problem if Teagan puts on a few pounds she just needs to get that ridiculous arm tatto removed.

You have remarkable observation powers Colonel. I'll never understand how you had no idea that Hogan was basically operating a CIA station in the barracks of your POW camp.

No one ever noticed that big tall radio antenna rising up out of the flag pole. Where did they put all the dirt from those tunnels? That huge fucking bug mike in Hitler's portrait in your office!! How did you miss that? Why General Burkhalter never put you against a wall is beyond me. Master Race, my Aunt Fannie.

Yes, I do know who the fathers of my children are.

Secondly, the reason why I've started working out and eating well, is because I've never had to do it in my life. And now that I'm 26, I thought I'd get in the routine now so it's not such a shock to my body when it counts. When I was so skinny for everyone after my second child that wasn't even from working out. That was all diet. I weigh 118. I want to get down to 115. But who cares cause I have to take into consideration how many lbs my boobs weigh. I've also been taking Pilates classes 3 time a week.

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And that's with no sucking in!

I'll give you a hand, ya lil hottie. As a thank you, a pic of your ass would be appreciated. Some of us would be interested to know how its doing. If you are feeling ambitious, one of just the butt, then maybe one of the hole. Your ass was looking mighty fun at ExxxoticaNY.

That's all well and good, but I think we'd all like to know why you think Klink never found out Hogan's spy op.

Ok, I checked some of the pics out in that link, ass is doing well.





Teagan, can we see a shot of the orifices you spoke of? If you are flying solo, just a one cheek grab and spread would suffice. Thanks in advance.

Why did you think that having not only one child, but multiple children, was a good idea considering what you do to pay the rent?

Furthermore, how do your children's grandparents feel about you? Have they ever tried taking custody of the kids in order to provide them a chance in life that you clearly can't? Do you plan on making an appearance at your kids' career day when/if they ever go to school? What are you going to tell your kids you do in order to afford the pull out couch they sleep on every night?What do you plan on saying to them when they come home in tears because the other kids showed them pictures of mommy fucking animals?

tits are looking good too.

I'm a good mother. I provide for my children. Because I'm a contract girl and only do girl/girl, I have a lot more time to spend with them. They are fed and have a very nice 1.3 million dollar house over their head. So, there are no complaints. Secondly, I've never fucked animals. And lastly, That won't happen for a great amount of time, so I'm not really worried at this moment, cause by the time their able to know or use the internet, I'll probably be out of the business of performing. And the money from my work has given them a great life and everything they want. Just the same as a stripper would feel about their child. They are providing and actually taking it to more extremes making sure their child has not just the minimum but everything they want by doing everything in their power to provide for their children. As long as you aren't robbing or murdering anyone I think we aren't that high on "the bad things we do for our children" Totem pole.

Fuckity fuck, I'd hit that until it was worn out and broken.

I'm sorry Teagan, you aren't around here enough to know this, so I'll translate.

Tyler Durden>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>English Language
Animal >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Colored Mopes

Give Tyler a break though, he has recently branched out from one trick racist troll to Brandon Iron hate and pestering whores.

P.S. Hey babe, can you spare a starfish pic for a hard up perv? I got a jones so bad I got the shakes, which wouldn't be bad, but I need some fresh starfish to get it up and put these shakes to good use.

Full credit to you Teagan, in terms of people in your industry as parents you have to be at the top of the food chain, and that includes people behind the scenes in porn also (directors, site/company owners,etc). However can you really claim the 1.3 million dollar home until you own it outright, and to be fair you are closer to the end of your adult career then the beginning, so a more optimistic view would be to downgrade and hope for something in the neighborhood of 200-300k outright in which the upkeep would be maintainable when you do post porn retail/secretarial work.

ALSOOOOOOOOO: What went down with you and Katt Williams last year? I heard you were running in his circle around the time of his mental breakdown, be it as a "friend" or "orifice for hire while on tour"

And let's see some pics of your house. I wanna know what kind of place a whore buys with $1.3mil.

Every broad on Welfare Row when my stepsister lived there crowed that nonsense. The gal I know who let her boyfriend throw caustic chemicals in the 3 year old's eyes said that. What I'm saying is that the women who actually are good mothers don't have to say they are. And I know the only reason you are is because you got called out and you're just defending yourself and all that.

But the fact is, you're using your kids as a way to market yourself as a whore. And that day that's so far off will be here before you know it. And of course it won't be your fault, will it? Actually, you'll be the most affected party. I imagine. Whores usually are.

Keep deluding yourself.

Watch him run Brandon Hate into the fucking ground as well.

You work in a career that has a limited run. And since this was the career you chose, it's obvious that you have no other real world skill. So what will happen when you stop sucking cock for money? You don't own the house you live in, so whether you're paying rent, or performing acts on the landlord to allow you to stay there, you have ZERO equity in the house. When you're living in your cousin's doublewide, that $1.3 million house will have got you nothing. As well, you do realize the internet is not going anywhere right? There are plenty of sites out there that specialize in showing porn from 30 years ago. It's not like you only did one or two scenes, and can change your look dramatically an try and forget it ever happened. Plus, I'm pretty sure drug dealers use the same line about their kids to justify what they do. And finally, just so we're clear, you have fucked animals. So not only have you chosen to be to be a whore, you've be forced into being a low end one.

The fact that you came here to attempt to explain yourself to this group is an amazing mix of naiveness, bravery and stupidity. I have two questions. What in God's name did you think would happen by posting? And if you are going to post some ass pics could you please include one that shows legs and soles?

Tyler: If she has $ to rent a$1.3 million house she probably has enough $ to pay the mortgage on it.

Lil Whore has 174posts. She knows what to expect here.

Why do you think you have a right to lecture a grown woman on her reproductive choices? If Teagan as a performer does it for you, then be happy with that. No need to involve her personal life in any of this.

He does it to get a reaction out of you. It's your incessant whining that validates the mouthbreather's existence. If it weren't for you, he'd have gimped away broken long ago.

I hope you're happy.

Quoting for future reference.

You can't lecture a whore on her reproductive choices but you can lecture her if she won't lower herself to do interracial?

She claims she's a good mother, like all horrible mothers do. Some disagree with that. It's a back and forth. That's where the "right" comes from. Like how Tri claims to be a human. Some know he's not. Back and forth. Rights are a beautiful thin, cocksucker.