Sally Struthers Syndrome is an insidious sickness that affects thousands of Blondes and their loved ones each year. The United PW Retirement Fund, in partnership with the best plastic surgeons in Orange County, is actively searching for a cure. Your tax-deductible gift of $25.00 could help. That's less than seven cents per day.
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CURE:
Wrap 1/2 a 6 hour pseudofed in bacon, and cram it in the pig at breakfast time. 2 weeks later switch to a full pill. A month after that hit her with the 12 hour ones. We want to keep these cures legal, so we can't go straight to meth. Next best thing is to give them the precursor, that was taken out of all the diet pills.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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