...Your car got repo'd after your girl stopped doing anal.
...You don't kiss your girl during her time of the month, because she's doing a ton of BJ scenes.
...Your girl is named after a nicer car than the one you drive.
...The only pics you have of your girl w/o a dick in her are the ones you post on Backpage.
...You remember how many tricks it took your girl to buy you your first pit bull.
...Your girl gets discount rates at the Red Roof Inn.
...When you talk to your girl about improving the menu, you don't mean dinner.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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