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#385751 - 09/14/09 12:53 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
frankie fatale Offline
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So as long as i can jerk off into your mouth twice a day, and make sure your AMEX card is paid each month, we are good right? RIGHT? Hello? Hellllloooo??? *tap tap* is this mic on>?????




As long as it's a Centurion card.






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#385752 - 09/14/09 04:35 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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ruby knox

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What I mean by this is - the more you compromise your values, standards, morals, beliefs, likes and dislikes, the more you are not right for each other. You should never have to compromise yourself before or during a relationship. The more you compromise, the more you will learn to resent your (in)significant other for having to change something about you that defines a little part of you.




The Hon. Jeff Steward once wrote:
"Wow, you really are a pathetic loser. Good luck going old, bitter and alone."

He wrote this regarding someone else, but it's painfully applicable to you. Even more to you than to the person addressed in the first place.

Never compromise? Never is a very, very long time. Think about it. In your own life, you have made a lot of compromises up till now. What makes you think you can start living without making compromises all of a sudden?


Quote:

Nobody should ever expect another to change, and nobody should become something they aren't to satisfy the desires of another person (unless, of course, you're role playing). In addition, nobody should ever expect or force somebody else to change. Physical attraction and sexual compatibility is important, but you also want somebody that you not only can wake up next to, but somebody you can wake up next to and not say "why are you still here?!?!"




Nobody should expect somebody to change? Wake-up call for Knox: shit doesn't work this way. There are always expectations; life is meaningless and empty without them. So, unless your life is both meaningless and empty (which is possible), you have expectations regarding your own life, well-being, work, partner, relationships with other people, etc. Part of these expectations concern change in whatever shape or form it comes in.


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We're all sexual deviants by nature, but being crack heads and alcoholics and degenerates is a choice.




So, we're deviants by nature, but addicts by choice? Damn, your stupidity knows no boundaries. I hope you didn't come up with this nonsense yourself, but I'm afraid you did.


Edit to add:
For what it's worth, I think the poster Ruby Knox is a man.


Edited by freestylah (09/14/09 04:37 AM)
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#385753 - 09/14/09 07:57 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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I swear to god I fucking love Eric, id give him all the tenderness the young man desires, if hed only let me in.

(sniff, sniff), I smell court ordered shrink advice from a bree bree case. How is it working for you eric?

I thought bree really is (was) a little school girl with a baby voice who just loves sex.




How sad & pathetic are you dude? Seriously. If you can show anywhere that I have "court-ordered" anything as it relates to her, please find it & bring it right here to XPT. I have nothing to hide, and at least I'm willing to show my face.

Remember, the judge shot her down (with her lawyer present), because she couldn't prove anything. She came into court, cried a little & threw around accusations that she had no evidence of. It's all a big "role-play" so she can portray me as the bad guy abusing this poor, sweet little girl. Sadder is that characters like you are stupid enough to fall right into her hand.

To you Monkey, it's all about Bree...great. To me, it's about Rachel, a wigger whore who can't keep her legs closed more than a few days. One thing we had an understanding with was that I'd NEVER harm her - in bed or otherwise. I'm no experienced player in the sack, obviously, and I could care less to ever become one. I couldn't donkey punch or throat fuck a bitch willfully unless we had an understanding (i.e. safe words). That goes for anyone with whom I'd sleep.

I don't care what she does in her professional life, never been my beef with her. You paint whatever picture you want otherwise, at least attempt to make it look less fanatical (of you).
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#385754 - 09/14/09 01:31 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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#385755 - 09/14/09 04:15 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Nice find, Mark. Nice.
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#385756 - 09/14/09 05:24 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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I try and I try to not like the monkeys pos t then he gos and spits that gold at Bree-tool. Damn you Jeff Mullen, damn you!

And G, Burg is not just 'giving' her an amount for her Amex, he's also 'giving' her a few teaspoons of handicapped tadpole juice, you would also get your cut of that!
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#385757 - 09/14/09 05:28 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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Nice find, Mark. Nice.




c'mon dude you step into it every time- you're easier to wind up that Rantfield. what's it gonna take? i mean, all this displaced energy. you should be going through women like toothpicks- (fuck if this single-mother generation isn't going to be the end of us).

i bet if you asked DaBurg nice he might give some pointers since he's a certified relationship counselor. #1 is doing something about those mutton chops. #2 is composing the following letter:

Dear DaBurg,

I am lost. I am blind. I've convinced myself, that there is nothing more. Help me.

Gratefully,
Eric


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#385758 - 09/14/09 05:46 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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Tried being nice to Bree's stalker a while back. HE's beyond gone. WOmen are obviously all at fault for the failure that is Eric. And they all shall pay.

I could see him shooting up a womens clothing department or I dunno, a yarn store or some other place that caters to chicks. Please dont do that, Failure. Those women are notthe cause for your emotional distress. Your mom had to have done some lil Eric diddling or something.
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#385759 - 09/14/09 06:32 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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c'mon dude you step into it every time- you're easier to wind up that Rantfield. what's it gonna take? i mean, all this displaced energy. you should be going through women like toothpicks- (fuck if this single-mother generation isn't going to be the end of us).




Yup, I have a short fuse, always been wired that way. But it's usually the kind that when it hits the stick of TNT, I usually just laugh it off & say, "Goddam it, you guys really know how to rile me up...FUCKERS!" I've never hit a women, and don't plan to start now. But feel free to paint me with whatever scarlet letter you wish, it's gotten old.
Truth be told, the mutton chops have been gone for over 2 years, the avatar is just funny because they get you guys wound up. It's not even my real hair color, it was only a gimmick for AVN back in 2007.

Rather than consult Burg, maybe I should consult Mr. Everhard in his "hateplow" ways of getting laid? Although, that might take getting back into shape, because I'm SOOOO fat.

Cocksmokey, my little 5'2" Irish mother would knock your teeth down your throat, dude. She's coming to visit next weekend, all the way from NY. Your analysis of me is hilarious, keep it coming. The best part is you're a far bigger failure at life than I'll ever be.

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#385760 - 09/14/09 06:46 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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c'mon dude you step into it every time- you're easier to wind up that Rantfield. what's it gonna take? i mean, all this displaced energy. you should be going through women like toothpicks- (fuck if this single-mother generation isn't going to be the end of us).




Yup, I have a short fuse, always been wired that way. But it's usually the kind that when it hits the stick of TNT, I usually just laugh it off & say, "Goddam it, you guys really know how to rile me up...FUCKERS!" I've never hit a women, and don't plan to start now. But feel free to paint me with whatever scarlet letter you wish, it's gotten old.
Truth be told, the mutton chops have been gone for over 2 years, the avatar is just funny because they get you guys wound up. It's not even my real hair color, it was only a gimmick for AVN back in 2007.

Rather than consult Burg, maybe I should consult Mr. Everhard in his "hateplow" ways of getting laid? Although, that might take getting back into shape, because I'm SOOOO fat.

Cocksmokey, my little 5'2" Irish mother would knock your teeth down your throat your ass, dude. She's coming to visit next weekend, all the way from NY. Your analysis of me is hilarious, keep it coming. The best part is you're a far bigger failure at life than I'll ever be.






Heh... this kid and I are going to have drinks in a few months. The mrs. is going to meet him. Maybe not try and set him off till like December?. Yes.

Fucken maniacs on this board... no sense of decency and all, and forget social grace. Dissapointing..
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#385761 - 09/14/09 08:02 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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How sad & pathetic are you dude? Seriously. If you can show anywhere that I have "court-ordered" anything as it relates to her, please find it & bring it right here to XPT. I have nothing to hide, and at least I'm willing to show my face.





Bree has said differently, so didnt go into specifics but did allude to the fact you put your hands on her.

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Remember, the judge shot her down (with her lawyer present), because she couldn't prove anything. She came into court, cried a little & threw around accusations that she had no evidence of. It's all a big "role-play" so she can portray me as the bad guy abusing this poor, sweet little girl. Sadder is that characters like you are stupid enough to fall right into her hand.





You are claiming to be the good guy in this pig fuck of a situation you have helped create?

Quote:

To you Monkey, it's all about Bree...great. To me, it's about Rachel, a wigger whore who can't keep her legs closed more than a few days.





Eric, you knew this going in buddy, she is considered one of the natiest pws in the biz right now in that she works as much as anyone and fucks anything and everything, its on you eric.

Quote:

One thing we had an understanding with was that I'd NEVER harm her - in bed or otherwise




I'd like to start the bidding at $500 for the audio of that conversation.

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#385762 - 09/14/09 08:06 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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Lou, one male stalker (electro) isn't enough??

You are a brave man, sir.
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#385763 - 09/14/09 08:28 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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No, just someone who has the guts to show his face & manage to hook up for a few brews with an old XPT cronie.

Not all of us here are flacid cunts (like yourself) who run our mouths behind the guise of a screenname which details our life outside of XPT,...ahem, Polesmokey.
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#385764 - 09/14/09 08:44 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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No, just someone who has the guts to show his face & manage to hook up for a few brews with an old XPT cronie.

Not all of us here are flacid cunts (like yourself) who run our mouths behind the guise of a screenname which details our life outside of XPT,...ahem, Polesmokey.




Im jeff mullens, do my words carry weight with you now?
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#385765 - 09/14/09 08:48 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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I'll believe that when Jeff quotes this shit to my face.

He's always been a standup guy when I tag along with friends in Vegas.
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#385766 - 09/14/09 08:51 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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I'll believe that when Jeff quotes this shit to my face.

He's always been a standup guy when I tag along with friends in Vegas.




I know, why do you think I like you Eric? Its certainly not from anything you post here, thats for sure.
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#385767 - 09/14/09 08:53 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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Like I said, I'll believe it when Jeff....meh, nevermind.
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#385768 - 09/14/09 09:17 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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No, just someone who has the guts to show his face & manage to hook up for a few brews with an old XPT cronie.

Not all of us here are flacid cunts (like yourself) who run our mouths behind the guise of a screenname which details our life outside of XPT,...ahem, Polesmokey.




Im jeff mullens, do my words carry weight with you now?


Stooooop it before you get Jeff decapitated
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#385769 - 09/15/09 04:36 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
freestylah Offline
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Smokey babbled:

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I could see him shooting up a womens clothing department or I dunno, a yarn store or some other place that caters to chicks.




I don't care what Eric shoots up (IF he shoots anything up), as long as you (Smokey) are in the line of fire. Preferably with your empty head.

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#385770 - 09/16/09 05:22 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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Gia have you got blonde hair again?

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#385771 - 09/16/09 10:08 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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how do you want to be buried? what's your opinion on sky burials?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sky_burial




what about the "Tower of Silence"?




i'm almost 20 years younger than you and most probably i will outlive you. i could take pictures with my M3. Are you interested? do you have contact info for Benjamin Taschen?

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#385772 - 09/17/09 04:42 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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^^^ Those first two photos are FUCKED UP! Is that the same dude? Gross. Didn't realize vultures could do such a number on a human body.
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#385773 - 09/17/09 04:48 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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Vultures sweat by urination.
They regulate their body temperature by peeing on their feet.
Does Annette Schwartz know that?



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#385774 - 09/17/09 04:54 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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Vultures sweat by urination.
They regulate their body temperature by peeing on their feet.
Does Annette Schwartz know that




Probably. She is a biologist and produces shows for the Discovery channel in her spare time in between cocks up her ass.
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#385775 - 09/17/09 05:03 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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Quote:

Quote:

Vultures sweat by urination.
They regulate their body temperature by peeing on their feet.
Does Annette Schwartz know that




Probably. She is a biologist and produces shows for the Discovery channel in her spare time in between cocks up her ass.




didn't know that.

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#385776 - 09/17/09 05:10 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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Annette rocks! But you keep trying. One day, you'll be as funny as Frankie Faggs.
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#385777 - 09/17/09 06:57 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
frankie fatale Offline
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hey what the hell did i do to you?
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#385778 - 09/17/09 06:57 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
gia jordan Offline
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Nothing. Please stop using pics in your sig.
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#385779 - 09/17/09 07:04 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#385780 - 09/17/09 07:14 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
gia jordan Offline
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Thank youuuuu!
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#385781 - 09/17/09 08:05 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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do you like quizzes?

Es tu vraiment cinéphile?



movie:
actress:
director:



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#385782 - 09/17/09 08:13 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
gia jordan Offline
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Je n'ai aucune idee.
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#385783 - 09/17/09 08:22 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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quel dommage

Quote:



movie:
actress:
director: Almodovar






is in it too.

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#385784 - 09/17/09 08:24 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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You mean 'quelle damage.' I know that's Rosie De Palma, but no idea what film.
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#385785 - 09/17/09 08:30 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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you mean 'quelle damage.' i know that's rosie de palma, but no idea what film.




non, le mot "dommage" est correct.

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#385786 - 09/17/09 08:36 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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I've only seen Tie Me Up...
and Women on the Verge...and they were both in Spanish. Not sure.
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#385787 - 09/17/09 08:48 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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#385788 - 09/17/09 09:03 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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No. He meant "damage" as in, Did your meth abuse cause more brain damage to you or your babies?

Nice Alt ID Electo/Electro's sperm donor.
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#385789 - 09/17/09 09:12 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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No. He meant "damage" as in, Did your meth abuse cause more brain damage to you or your babies?

Nice Alt ID Electo/Electro's sperm donor.




quel dommage = how unfortunate, what a shame

i had French for five years in school

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#385790 - 09/18/09 07:01 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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Gia, can you name these bridges?





1.:
2.:
3.:
4.:

This is only for Gia, all other morons and negroes* can rack their brains with this one:



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http://www.niggermania.com/tom/funniggerfacts/pages/23%20-%20Niggers%20Are%20Retarded_jpg.htm

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#385791 - 09/18/09 07:42 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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1.: Rialto Bridge, Venice
2.: Bridge of Sighs, Venice
3.: Pont Du Gard, Avignon
4.: Charles Bridge, Prague
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#385792 - 09/18/09 03:03 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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Dear Gia,

You have indicated in this very thread that if you had been in the Porn Valley Vicinity when you were eighteen you would have considered doing porn.

I ask you that if you had done porn when you were 18 how do you think you would have ended up. Not porn now in the idiocracy of the twenty first century but porn of the late eighties and early 90's.

Do you see yourself having the career of Savannah aka Shannon Michelle Wilsey?

Success, money, popularity, drugs, plastic surgery, ect...


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#385793 - 09/18/09 04:25 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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If naming bridges is so fucking smart name this one. [don't ask me cause I don't know]
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#385794 - 09/18/09 05:04 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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1.: Rialto Bridge, Venice
2.: Bridge of Sighs, Venice
3.: Pont Du Gard, Avignon
4.: Charles Bridge, Prague





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#385795 - 09/18/09 05:06 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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#385796 - 09/18/09 08:08 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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Dear Gia,

You have indicated in this very thread that if you had been in the Porn Valley Vicinity when you were eighteen you would have considered doing porn.

I ask you that if you had done porn when you were 18 how do you think you would have ended up. Not porn now in the idiocracy of the twenty first century but porn of the late eighties and early 90's.

Do you see yourself having the career of Savannah aka Shannon Michelle Wilsey?

Success, money, popularity, drugs, plastic surgery, ect...




Porn went for a different look back then. I wouldn't qualify.
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#385797 - 09/18/09 09:31 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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Gia, can you name these bridges?




Which one do you plan on jumping off of?
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#385798 - 09/18/09 09:49 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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Gia, can you name these bridges?




Which one do you plan on jumping off of?




no I'd like to freeze to death. i think it's the best choice to keep my flesh fresh for the journey to Tibet.

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#385799 - 09/18/09 09:52 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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#385800 - 09/19/09 09:30 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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who deleted your posts?

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