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#318903 - 05/14/08 05:17 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Just got this Fossil watch. It sells for $95.00 but I got it for $49.60 so this is a good deal:



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#318904 - 05/14/08 05:18 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Very nice.
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#318905 - 05/14/08 05:19 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Very nice.



Yup, I like the feature that you can have 2 different time settings in 1 watch.

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#318906 - 05/15/08 06:03 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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And ask around. Women ALWAYS look at the shoes...




Shoes, betch.
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#318907 - 05/17/08 06:16 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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2 Dunkin Donuts, 2 7-Eleven Hot Dogs, 1 McDonald's Sweet Tea amd 3 Chocolate Chip Cookies

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#318908 - 05/17/08 06:24 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Just bought No More Heroes. Jeff, you have got to get this game!





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#318909 - 05/17/08 06:44 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Orange Delight Brillo floor soap, Clorox bleach, Brillo pads, Renuzit Super Odor Neutralizer, off-brand fig bars.
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#318910 - 05/17/08 07:15 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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And ask around. Women ALWAYS look at the shoes...




Shoes, betch.


Kelly was funny the first 100x then I wanted to beat the fuck out of her w/the shoes. I love the parents though.

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#318911 - 05/17/08 08:14 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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A 50-pack of DVD-Rs and 5 orange bell peppers...



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#318912 - 05/17/08 09:30 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Nice thread idiots.

Whats next, "What colors did you see today"?.

Carry on trollbait...

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#318913 - 05/17/08 10:16 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Lint Roll Off the big roll, Secret deodorant clear gel in peach (smells wonderful), the new Neutrogena self home dermabrasion doohicky (lets see if it lives up to its hype), static guard, fruit flavored Mentos (the freshmaker), a nailscrub brush, Shiseido nailpolish is now being sold in Rite Aid for only 5.95 (in dept. stores it was 13.00), Im gonna try it, I got a dark melon shade., garbage bags, excedrin migraine tablets, a new eyebrow sharpner, woolite for dark clothes, clorox bleach to wash the floors so my house never smells like there are any animals there ever and it works wonders, and a tube of Tom's toothpaste Gel type only in Cinnamon. That's about it, almost 100.00 fucking dollars in Rite Aid, crooked bastards.

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#318914 - 05/17/08 10:29 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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clorox bleach to wash the floors so my house never smells like there are any animals there ever and it works wonders




Agreed.
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#318915 - 05/18/08 03:12 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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2 Dunkin Donuts, 2 7-Eleven Hot Dogs, 1 McDonald's Sweet Tea amd 3 Chocolate Chip Cookies




That's why you're a fat slovenly hog and you look 40 at 21.
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#318916 - 05/22/08 06:57 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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A pair of Circa over-dyed jeans, a light-pink American Apparel T-shirt with a limited edition silkscreen on it by Julian Garner, and a Queen sized all-white duvet cover.
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#318917 - 05/22/08 07:26 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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A pair of Circa over-dyed jeans, a light-pink American Apparel T-shirt with a limited edition silkscreen on it by Julian Garner, and a Queen sized all-white duvet cover.




You are a fag. Sometimes you are funny but you are still gay. What the fuck is a duvet?

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#318918 - 05/22/08 07:33 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I like to dress nice. Would you prefer a 'Fashion by Panzer' column? As I said before, I'll take some name calling if it means I'm still getting laid by hot young women on a semi-regular basis. Even though I'm a Canadian, I love hand guns as well (I know you have a soft spot for them, sir). A duvet is a bed cover, usually filled with goose or duck down. Yeah, it's pathetic I can probably talk shop better with Gia than I can with most of the dudes on here. And though I have no quarrel with 'the gays', I like the taste of pussy exclusively... And you can't call me gay. You have to say that I'm 'a gay'. it's got a nicer ring to it.


Edited by tattypatty (05/22/08 07:34 PM)
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#318919 - 05/22/08 08:31 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

A pair of Circa over-dyed jeans, a light-pink American Apparel T-shirt with a limited edition silkscreen on it by Julian Garner, and a Queen sized all-white duvet cover.




You are a fag. Sometimes you are funny but you are still gay. What the fuck is a duvet?


it's a blanket cover, im confused as to why he is wearing that out unless they named another garment that and its just a blazer or something.

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#318920 - 05/22/08 08:34 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I like to dress nice. Would you prefer a 'Fashion by Panzer' column? As I said before, I'll take some name calling if it means I'm still getting laid by hot young women on a semi-regular basis. Even though I'm a Canadian, I love hand guns as well (I know you have a soft spot for them, sir). A duvet is a bed cover, usually filled with goose or duck down. Yeah, it's pathetic I can probably talk shop better with Gia than I can with most of the dudes on here. And though I have no quarrel with 'the gays', I like the taste of pussy exclusively... And you can't call me gay. You have to say that I'm 'a gay'. it's got a nicer ring to it.


Tatty I liked your last line up of outfits, but why would you wear a duvet, you're talking about the blanket, correct?
What did you just wrap it around you and why on gods green dirty earth would you do that, you had me okay with the jeans and pink apparel shirt but the duvet Im totally fucking confused

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#318921 - 05/22/08 08:59 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I'm not wearing it, silly girl. The thread is "Your Latest Purchase". I purchased these three items this afternoon.
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#318922 - 05/22/08 09:05 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I'm not wearing it, silly girl. The thread is "Your Latest Purchase". I purchased these three items this afternoon.


okay the way you wrote it made it sound like you wear wearing it like a cape
Yes they are wonderful, I have a goose down one, but I had to put it in a duvet because sometime the goose feathers stick out and that hard piece hurts your body.
Over hear a duvet is the cover you place your blanket in, ex: a quilt put in a duvet cover, and you can buy diff. duvet covers to have diff. blankets with the same down blanket inside.

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#318923 - 05/22/08 09:15 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Yeah i just bought the cover. He 'axed' me what a duvet was. Telling him probably made me sound like an even bigger fag. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah....
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#318924 - 05/22/08 11:39 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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All I know is that Carrie's wedding dress in the Sex and the City movie looks like a damn duvet cover. Today I bought a little wire thingy for photo lights, a cup of coffee, and a CoQ Enzyme mouthwash by Ecodent.
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#318925 - 05/23/08 06:59 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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A printer ink cartridge and a Winchester buck knife.
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#318926 - 05/23/08 08:29 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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All I know is that Carrie's wedding dress in the Sex and the City movie looks like a damn duvet cover. Today I bought a little wire thingy for photo lights, a cup of coffee, and a CoQ Enzyme mouthwash by Ecodent.




What the deal with coQ10? It was all the rage as a supplement and now I never see it.
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#318927 - 05/23/08 09:35 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Probably going to cut into the porn time, but damn it's FUN..

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#318928 - 05/23/08 10:29 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Welcome to the club Ted.
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#318929 - 05/23/08 11:18 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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$72 in gas. the really sad part is that i don't even go anywhere. like ever.
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#318930 - 05/23/08 01:56 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Another 4 french cuff dress shirts at $8.00 each.

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#318931 - 05/23/08 02:08 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I guarantee you those shirts' material is just a step up from the bib the dentist hangs around you.
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#318932 - 05/23/08 02:20 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
freestylah Offline
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EUR 40.00 gasoline + EUR 9.00 groceries
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#318933 - 05/23/08 02:35 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I guarantee you those shirts' material is just a step up from the bib the dentist hangs around you.



The MSRP was $69.50 for each shirt

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#318934 - 05/23/08 05:47 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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He 'axed' me what a duvet was. Telling him probably made me sound like an even bigger fag.




Don't worry TatPat, Bornyo sleeps under a bearskin that he killed and skinned when he was 5. He just stared the thing dead with mind bullets.

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#318935 - 05/23/08 06:05 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

He 'axed' me what a duvet was. Telling him probably made me sound like an even bigger fag.




Don't worry TatPat, Bornyo sleeps under a bearskin that he killed and skinned when he was 5. He just stared the thing dead with mind bullets.




Omg. LOL!!!
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#318936 - 05/23/08 06:26 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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This:



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#318937 - 05/23/08 07:20 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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nice Jim b....very nice indeed, that is my next purchase.

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#318938 - 05/23/08 07:39 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

This:





Check out the right side. If you press it then the remote will come out and you can wank off with your left hand and change photos with you right hand. You can also remove those stickers.

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#318939 - 05/23/08 07:42 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Well, you're the expert in being a jerkoff, Yugo.

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#318940 - 05/23/08 11:24 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

I guarantee you those shirts' material is just a step up from the bib the dentist hangs around you.



The MSRP was $69.50 for each shirt




David Chase and HBO should do a new show ala low-rent "Sopranos" based in Europe involving anecdotes such as this...

One of the "capos" will be obsessed with enemas and perceived as an important "earner" based on his ability to bring in six-dollar shirts...
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#318941 - 05/24/08 07:40 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Shopping spree:

Nike City Court shoes EUR 50.00
Stereo headset for computer EUR 4.95
Underwear EUR 5.55
Toothpaste (2 pcs.) EUR 7.10
House shoes EUR 19.95
Biography of Walther Rathenau (2nd hand) EUR 5.00
Ten CDs EUR 20.00 (total)

In total EUR 112.55 (which equals USD 177).

Next week: canned beans and bread.
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#318942 - 05/24/08 06:41 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I thought it said 'Biography of Walter Matthau'...


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#318943 - 05/24/08 06:54 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Walter Rathenau. German Statesman, assassinated by the far-right Freikorps at the beginning of the Weimar era.

Freestylah, what's the title of the book, and is that in English, Dutch or German? I read history books like they were going out of style.

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#318944 - 05/24/08 08:08 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Today I bought a Juicy Bracelet (charm bracelet) and the ice cream cone charm for my best friends daughters confirmation on the 31st, she's been dying for it, so 200.00 plus tax and ups charges, she got a stupid fucking Juicy bracelet and only 1 charm, her family better fill that sucker up. She's only 13 so she's into all the Juicy stuff.

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#318945 - 05/25/08 04:33 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Freestylah, what's the title of the book, and is that in English, Dutch or German? I read history books like they were going out of style.




It's a Dutch translation of 'Walther Rathenau' by Count Harry Kessler. Originally released in German in 1928, my (Dutch) edition is from 1929. It's definitely not the ultimate biography, as Kessler befriended Rathenau and quotes from their personal letters.

The book is 80 years old and is in mint condition. Good buy. Will read it soon.
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#318946 - 05/25/08 10:54 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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$117 for prescription meds and skin creams not covered by insurance for my youngest, who has mad allergies and major atopic dermatitis. four 12-packs of raspberry lemon flavored spring water from target. (trying to quit the [diet] coke). about $90 for aveda hair care products. ordered a big dumpster to be dropped off so we can clean out the last couple of rooms in the basement. finally throwing away that stupid ass "love swing" and the stupid ass stand for it that took up like an entire room.
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#318947 - 05/25/08 03:48 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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...finally throwing away that stupid ass "love swing" and the stupid ass stand for it that took up like an entire room.




This makes me laugh. From time to time, I find stuff in my appartment that makes me think: "How the hell did this enter my house?".
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#318948 - 05/25/08 03:53 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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finally throwing away that stupid ass "love swing" and the stupid ass stand for it that took up like an entire room.






not to get too personal...but how do you explain a love swing to the kids?
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#318949 - 05/25/08 04:33 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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they've certainly never seen it! the stupid swing part is this goofy concoction of straps; you'd never know what it was just by looking at it. the stand part is just a bunch of black powder-coated pipes that assemble together, and have just been lying on the floor of a closet down there. the box was long ago thrown away after being broken down into a bunch of pieces so that the labeling on it was illegible. for a long time, though, there was a hook over our bed (that you could also hang it from). my inlaws asked about the hook once... the husband panicked (is that how you spell it?) and confessed what it was for. the look on the m-i-l's face was fucking priceless.
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#318950 - 05/26/08 12:34 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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gigi you really are the cutest
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#318951 - 05/26/08 04:52 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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huh?
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#318952 - 05/26/08 01:41 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Ice Cream $3.42

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