I'm super self conscious when I'm on line. If there are people behind me, it's ordering from the Soup Nazi time. I'm smiling, happy, "you have a great day too" and I'm gone. I hate assholes who think everyone's on their schedule, so they can lolligag all day.

Totally agree with fartz on ATMs. The machine, not the mouth full of wang and poop. There's like a total of 7 or 8 buttons to push. All the answers are simple ones you should already know. But they still sit there in front of you. I fucking hate people.