Fuck, while we're going there, how about AT-fuckingM's?! Even with multiple transactions, it takes me 3 minutes MAX at the ATM. I've never seen another person get the job done in under 10 minutes. It's funny too, because if there's just ONE person in the ATM line, I'll park and go inside knowing that I'll save at least two minutes doing so. Then the teller reminds me that there's an ATM outside to faster serve my needs. I then have a ball going on a rant about how that would be ideal if people weren't retarded with their 20 minute ATM visits. The teller then gets this look of shock as if they don't know what I'm going on about.