LOL-WTF-OMG-ROFL

All in the spoken sense. I can't stand when I hear someone say (physically say,not post which is almost as annoying), "OMG, LOL!!!". It makes me want to end their misery with a shotgun.

And +1 to Lou for "you mad". I'd classify that with "haters gonna' hate". Every other forum post out there has one of these attached to a picture of either a cat or a black dude making a silly face. What in the living fuck does a cat have to do with these phrases? I remember Conq making a haters one with a photoshop of Panzer with some crackheads, and thinking "good for him, at least it isn't fucking cats".

And while I'm at it. Cats fucking period. I like the little creatures, but I just don't see the relevance of putting them in every fucking meme image. "I'm gonna' call someone a retard, now where's that cute image of the cat playing with yarn to justly accompany this notion"?

Yes, we live in a day and age where 4chan are the trend-setters. Where's Jack Kevorkian when you need him?

Dead. That's where. The fucker's dead.