And if you are there too long, your legs start getting microwaved.

I got a screen protector for it from a kiosk at the mall. It was like $30, but a lifetime guarantee, and I didn't have to fight with the fucking thing for an hour trying to get the air bubbles out of it. Instead I got to look down the shirt of the 20 something bim that did it. Their out on the guarantee is that you have to keep your receipt, so I stuck it in the pocket of the case I have. Thing has been holding strong for 5 months now, not peeling up.

Sometime soon I'm going to have to break down and spend the $39 for the Ipad to HDMI adapter. Sucks to pay that much for a 38cent piece, but whattaya gonna do.