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#563262 - 08/15/12 09:15 AM
Re: Quote Of The Day
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Porn Jesus
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"Next thing you know they will be reporting that sports teams' winning percentage is less on the road, because they are out all hours fucking skeezers when they don't have to report to wifey for bed."-jerkules
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#563602 - 08/17/12 02:44 PM
Re: Quote Of The Day
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Porn Jesus
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"Anyhoo, things were going with the weird flow that gb scenes seem to have and suddenly here's BI, a good head shorter that the BS, moving her to wherever he wanted her, and sort of whispering to her in an almost conspiratorial way. And suddenly my head just flashes "fuckin' Brandon". It was weirdly creepy and funny at the same time."-barry the pirate
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#563852 - 08/19/12 06:31 AM
Re: Quote Of The Day
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
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Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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"Celeb Rehab is like the NFL Combines for Death Pools. You get to watch em and evaluate em, before you make your draft picks."-Jerkules
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#564007 - 08/20/12 06:52 PM
Re: Quote Of The Day
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
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"I'm so disapointed...I thought I had a new scene from Veronica to enjoy...but it's with Dane freakin' Cross! Depression has set in, because there's a few performers that I can't bear to watch and this guy is one of them. How long do I have to go now before I get my Veronica fix?"-corann7 on gaydt
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#564250 - 08/23/12 11:39 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
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" I mean, Yoko was right there, and he had plenty of bullets. That's why I'd deny him parole."- my friend on FB
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#564251 - 08/23/12 11:57 AM
Re: Quote Of The Day
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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^^ Truer words were never spoken.
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#564831 - 08/27/12 06:13 PM
Re: Quote Of The Day
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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wannacorndog- The only way you could say she is hot is if someone doused her in lighter fluid and lit a matc
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#564839 - 08/27/12 08:46 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
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^^^ Thanks BDM
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#565202 - 08/30/12 07:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
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"Never make someone a priority when they consider you an option."
from another board
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#565210 - 08/30/12 08:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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That's a facebook standard ! :-)
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#565247 - 08/31/12 07:22 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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"We own this country. Politicians are our employees, if they don't do their jobs, we have to let them go."
- Clint Eastwood 2012-08-30
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#565250 - 08/31/12 07:36 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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You're right Chuck, a much more appropriate prop would have been an empty suit.
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#565522 - 09/02/12 06:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#565526 - 09/02/12 06:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Only the benzene huffing shitbag, who has no real command of the English language himself worries about other peoples grammar. You can't make this shit up.
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#565533 - 09/02/12 07:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I don't talk. Too many democrats. Sorry." Fucking happy now?
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#566907 - 09/12/12 06:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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"Very good advice. Consider porn as nothing more than info-mercials for escorting. It is the way of the future, as pirating becomes more rampant and civilian bitches become less tolerable."-jerkules
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#566916 - 09/12/12 07:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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Thank you Frankie.
It is a theory I have been touting for a couple years now.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#566918 - 09/12/12 07:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
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yup,and then lou cosigned it with it replacing saturday night dates.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#567239 - 09/14/12 06:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
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You must be so Ugly if they threw water on you you'd duplicate.....-nathaniel mayweather
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#567274 - 09/14/12 09:38 PM
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J.B.
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"Holy shit. You guys are worse than my former therapist"
---Figs
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#567275 - 09/14/12 09:42 PM
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J.B.
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Wait...
"my pants are so close to fitting its stupid"
---Figs
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#567466 - 09/15/12 06:26 PM
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J.B.
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"They wanted it to be true and that's all that mattered."
---Barry the Pirate, without guile or irony.
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#567649 - 09/16/12 09:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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Thing is, I like how it looks when she's getting railed in the ass. Man face notwithstanding. - on Dana D.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#567879 - 09/18/12 07:19 PM
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^ sounds like a rapist describing their failed alibi.
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#567885 - 09/18/12 08:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I've had enough experience to know that everything falls apart and breaks. And after it is fixed, it will fall apart and break again. That is the destiny of everything. arent those song lyrics from the mid 90s?
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#567905 - 09/19/12 12:46 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Ace of Base?
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#567921 - 09/19/12 07:32 AM
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Porn Jesus
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later nineties.like 96/97.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#567951 - 09/19/12 01:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Fuck, I'm lost then.
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#568034 - 09/19/12 11:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
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it went something like "everything falls apart...you can count on bad weather...sooner or later everythings gonna fall apart and come back together."something like that.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#568158 - 09/20/12 10:02 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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P.S. - Blackules - you go it , bro'. I'll continue to keep it real.
Dis shit warm the cuckles of my heart. He know I speak for our peoples, wit the blunt reality of the street in my words. Damn nigga, my eyes is watering. Keep them crackas in they place my brutha. They strength in numbers, our strength in trewf.
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#568183 - 09/21/12 12:39 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I see what you did, fuckface.
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#568791 - 09/23/12 10:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Peoples that rape lil kids should die slow and painful, no matta what they color.
--Balee Dat, Playa!
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#568826 - 09/24/12 04:00 AM
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J.B.
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^Point of order: It's really bad form to quote yourself in QOTD. It looks, well, desperate.
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#569305 - 09/27/12 07:57 PM
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"I don't care for container of goof. It needs to be straight from weewee to soul."
---Barry the Pirate
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#569318 - 09/27/12 08:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
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she lives on dirty cock and deceit...just like any other whore, frank.
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#569319 - 09/27/12 09:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
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nice.where was that posted?edit found it
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#569571 - 09/29/12 09:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
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" Obama's son would look just like that. Mostly because they all look alike."- Barry
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#570763 - 10/13/12 12:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
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"When she cut into that chicken, and the butter came gushing out, I knew there was going to be some butt fucking on the dessert menu. And there was."-rear admiral
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#571017 - 10/16/12 07:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I never knew he was that politically active. But what does Randy Mulkey think?
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#571021 - 10/17/12 01:07 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
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I think a better quote is (I'm paraphrasing) "we shouldn't have to settle" for this economy.
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#571027 - 10/17/12 06:52 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
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I never knew he was that politically active. But what does Randy Mulkey think? Is it me or does that just look like an old Chris Jericho picture with Chris Matthews face photoshopped in?
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