Why won't anyone have sex face to face?

If these homos ever find out I'm not a tranny, I'm going to have to lower my rate.

Only way I could have made a better investment that having this vagina put in, would have been to buy Apple stock.

Hold the fart....hold the fart...if the last guy's load explodes on his chest he might want a refund.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral