The problem here is this: Bruce Seven died. Nobody else gets it.



Sadly, there's only thing that I can here ... unleash Ron White:

Ron: Do ya like porn?
Homophobe: Yeah, I like porn.
Ron: You don't just like two women, though, you like to see a guy in there too?
Homophobe: Well, sure.
Ron: Do you mind if the guy has a small dick?
Homophobe: Naw, man, I like big, throbbing cocks!
(gets a horrified face, stops to think about what he said)
Homophobe: I did not know that about myself.

Hmmm ... so about that closet ...