Gapefest

Yikes!

[TUP]That's more like a spelunking guidebook.[/TUP]

Does anyone have a different planet I can live on?

For what seems to be some kind of German porn forum that is actually pretty tame. Normally you'd get some kind of shit like Euroskanks with God's eyes macramed out of their pubes.

We can't talk about gapes without Alysha...the russian who is the "queen among queens".

There is no limits to this lovely babe and her crazy asshole !
WTF i think i have never seen a gape size like that !

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Isn't she lovely ?

I'm not a fan of complete blow out gape.

I do dig this type, which I consider a "tight gape" because it looks like the muscles of the anus aren't completely shredded and destroyed.


I also like this variety, which I call "baby gape", because it is like gape in its infancy stage.

Uhhhh.

Jerkules,
I understand your pov but I love to see extreme gapes...it's seems to me like a competition among these crazy women to satisfy the crowd.
Sometimes I think that some of them have real problems in their intestinal/anal systems after this kind of marathons.

Look at Isabella Clark. She goes beyond Alysha. Incredible !

Looks like an international gape collection. You have your Eurowhore gapes, your new "I can stick two fists up my ass," Russian gapes, and the classic gapes of Sierra Sin and Kelly Wells.

I think the qualitative difference between Alysha's gape and those other horrible disfigurements is that Alysha's guts aren't being ejected from the hole.

I'm with Jerkules. I prefer the "tight gapes" where you can see an open hole and the form of the sphincter is still intact. I don't want to see too far in there. Just a little bit.

I'm with Tritone on this one.

The classic "o" of surprise versus the event horizon ring of a black hole. The little "o" is far more elegant. Someone should come up with a Typology of Gape for the Industry.

Couple cute gapes



This one is a contestant for hottest picture of the day.

^^^^
Aaah yeah. That last one is a great gape. Clean, pink, almost perfectly round. Just begging to have a thick load dumped into it.

That last pic could make a good photoshop of an angry Cyclops. Just gotta put a nose on her taint.

She should try putting a razor on her taint.

agreed... the slow leak is where it's at for the simple fact that in real life...if you leave a bitch with a softball sized hole or bigger in her body you're probably going to be hearing from the authorities the next day.

How come black whores never do gapes? Is it that their asshole are already distended from all he collared greens and pigs feet they have been ingesting? I saw a Double Decker Sandwich scene where a whitey bored out Jada Fire's shitter for 10 minutes, blew his load on her face and tits, stuck his dick back into her asshole and went on to jizz her face again, with no gape whatsoever.

Guess it must be the antelopes and gazelles...

Along with the extra bone in there ankle, Blecks naturally have better developed muscles than Caucasians and Slopes. The highly developed sphincter muscles on a Bleck Whoore snap shut like a bear trap, upon the cock's departure.

a tyler durden type might point out that a genetic feature like that would allow them to get back to the stroll quicker than their caucasian counterparts.

When I'm in the weight room I'm so jealous of the black girls that complain they build muscle in like 3 gym visits. It takes me forever.

I have heard arguments that white guys in MMA should be able to juice inorder to compete with their chocolate counterparts. The ultra high levels of testosterone in the negro would account for their musculature, large penis and lock of self control. I don't think these thoughts are racist, just facts that they should be proud of. If it was the wide, flat nose that made coloreds better athletes, because of the extra oxygen intake, then we would have lots of Jews doing the 100yd dash at the Olympics and employed as running backs. The good lord gave every species of people their own unique characteristics.

MMA isn't just about strength, but also about agility and strategizing- both irrelevant to steroids. I don't even watch MMA, and I feel those arguments sound dumb.

You are correct.

You were doing good until you got to the "lack of self control" part.

Yeah, I misspelled "lack".

perfect... couldn't have said it better.

the juice monkeys caught their beatings long ago in the mma game and haven't been seen in a long time. i'm sure some of them still "supplement" just like hockey players do but what gia pointed out is spot on.

Guys get caught juicing still. Some are too stupid to time their cycles. Some are desperate to get through an injury and make a fight.

There are definite advantages to juice, that you may be over looking. Nick Diaz is a pitter pat, wear you down with a constant barrage type of boxer at 170lbs. Throw 15 pounds of juice muscle on him and he could turn into a knock out machine at 185.

My original troll wasn't supposed to be just directed at MMA though. It was just a jumping point to the theory that black athletes have an advantage over others.

Are there any notable black MMA fighters?

Sonny "The Pitbull" South.

they could put on some of this:

Yes.

Jon Jones is the UFC light heavyweight champ (205lbs). He is a bit full of shit about himself, but he is a dynamic fighter.

Rashad Evans is a former LHW champ and current #1 contender. College wrestler, turned himself into a decent striker. He can throw a real boring fight, if he is inclined to take his opponent down and dry hump him until the ref stands them up.

Quniton "Rampage" Jackson is another former champ, he is the guy that played BA in the from what I hear, not worth seeing remake of the A-Team. Brawler and great on the mic. A real fan favorite.

Paul Daley is a black guy from England (does that count) that fights at 170. He has some broad shoulders for a little guy, that extra swing helps his knock mutha fuckers out. Helpless when taken down.

Cheick Kongo is a big sombitch, carved from granite, outta France (again, does that count). He is a heavyweight stand up fighter, about as out of his element on the ground as he would be in a swimming pool He is the gatekeeper of the UFC heavyweight division, young guys gotta go through him to get a fight w/ a Top 5 HW.

Only other notable off the top of my head is "King Mo" Muhammed Lawal. He was a former StrikeForce LHW champ, but really would be an un and comer in the UFC. Ground fighter, I think collegiate wrestling background.

There are some lesser known black MMA fighters too. Anthony Johnson, Demetrius Johnson, and of course WWE's Bobby Lashley, but he sucks.

If you wanna go with a Blasian, Ben Henderson is a tremendous fighter, and I think he might be getting the next Lightweight (155lbs) shot. High motor on this guy. Probably won't see a knock out, they aren't too common in the lighter weights, but with all the action in this guy's fights, you don't mind it going the distance.

Check out some of your people scrapping. It aint all Honkies and Zillians. None of the Japs really make it against the top tier fighters here. From what I hear they don't really cut weight, so they always go up against bigger opponents. Also, they fight in a ring over there, not a cage, makes a difference.

Almost forgot, the biggest black dude of them all, Alistair Overeem. Dude is a monster HW, going up against Brock Lesnar soon, winner gets a title shot. He is Dutch (does it count)and was Strikforce HW champ and K-1 Kick boxing champ. Again, horrible on the ground. It will be interesting where the UFC has him fight. In Japan, where he spent the majority of his career, they have no testing, and StrikeForce supposedly used to only have him fight where they had loose athletic commissions, because juice rumors were rampant after he made the leap from LHW to HW.

Rampage Jackson trying to kill a Brazilian.

anderson silva, tri. thats all you really need to know...




this guy can roll too. one of my faves...




back on topic...

I gave him the Eurocoons, but Anderson is a Zilian through and through. Speaks Portuguese, smiles when he says BBQ, last name Silva. Dude is good though. Smooth, quick and precise. He operates on 45 where the rest of the fighters are on 33 1/3.


That is a good position. kinda like the gag fuck version of full nelson anal.

Back to gapes, Ashli Orion is totally on board with gaping for me for the Fox Magazine layout I'm shooting tomorrow.

silva is fierce and super coordinated. if you notice he's not really fast...he's got a super fluid style and will take his time to figure out timing and tendencies and then people get fucked up.

and yes, he's not african american like rampage but the fucken guy is black. i'll defer to tri for a decision on this call though.

I remember flipping through like Club magazine way back when and if I saw a chick w/ a little baby gape it would help push me over the top thinking she farted during the shoot. That was pre-internet, pre-CakeFarts, before I knew what a butthole looked like while farting. Not horrible, but not as cute as a tiny gape.

Thank you for the detailed MMA info, guys. Sorry to go off-topic. Continue with the tunnel shots!

No More Prolapse Videos, Please

I'm trying to fuck some asses here.

Evil Angel's Jay Sin has really gone off the tracks. His videos used to be an effective way to entice a young lady into the delights of analingus and insertion of various objects the young lady wouldn't have thought possible to accept anally. They looked fun and like something worthwhile to try.

Now he's focussing more and more on the "rosebud" and "anal flower" phenomenon. More accurately, disfiguring rectal prolapse. It's absolutely disgusting. Worse, because the ladies look like accident- or violent crime-victims, a Jay Sin video now is like an eighth-grade warning film -- "For God's sake, don't let Rear Admiral do this to you!"

Here're some nameless Russian dyevs whose appearances in Anal Acrobats 7 abruptly closed the backdoor for me. Thanks a lot, Jay Sin.

GapeTastic! Bring it on!

Re "No More Prolapse Videos, Please"
That's one (or two) rosebuds too far. Jay Sin has gone from ass play and salad tossing to flower burnishing. Too much of a good thing...

My Fox Magazine shoots are getting gape-ier. No prolapsed rectums. Just beautiful sluts gaping.

Just make sure the guts and intestines stay inside your sluts, and you'll be doing a valuable public service.

^^^That's the plan.

The only place intestines should see the light of day is at the gastroenterologist's.

...or on the butcher block !