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I make fun of your name because it is painfully unoriginal. I would make fun of you if you showed up as Holden Caulfield (you know the book, right?). Or any other well known character from a extremely well known book.
Do you know what hypocrite means?
Yup. It means you wrote out a long post to the "attention whore".