Ok, so some ideas have been floating around in my head. I'm not one to hand people quality, marketable ideas gratis, but I currently have neither the time nor the resources to make things happen. Instead, I choose to float them out there and if anyone wants to grab the reigns, please contact me to hear my simple compensation requests, so we can avoid future litigation.

Others feel free to offer your ideas, but make them reasonable and producable. Boot fucking crack whores is not a viable enterprise for mass marketing.


THE SHARPIE OLYMPICS

This would be a Triathlon really. Here is the set up:

Two whores take the challenge. You set their fee ahead of time, and then the winner gets a bonus, and the chance to take on future challengers as they arise. There are 3 events: How many Sharpies can you fit in your mouth, cunt, and shit box.

We have a 2 man both, with Analyst and Color Commentator. We will also need a referee.

A coin flip to determine which whore starts the first event, then it is alternated. Once we crown our initial champion, the challenger will go first when competing against her.

We do some pre game shots of the whores prepping holes for the competition, as the announcers engage in witty banter.

Highlights are inserted in between the competitors at bats.

No time limit, they keep cramming markers in them until they tap.

This should be a lay up for a half hour scene, but I'm thinking more of stretching it to 45 minutes or an hour competition.

Could start off w/ a tournament style event, or after a few 1 on 1 face offs, use a small tourny to get a challenger. Or it could be done via live streams to stimulate betting on the outcomes.

Might be a better idea for the web over DVD. In that case a highlight package DVD would be produced after a while.

No mopes cuts costs. No actual fucking may let us get the whores on the cheap. Seems like an easily doable idea, unless Sharpie gives us grief over using their name. Marker Olympics doesn't sound as good, but we can do it. Worse comes to worse, we use the flea market Super Sharpie knock offs for the actual events.