I'm telling you BDM, you need to slowly and methodically troll those forums and post the lulz for us. It could be your moment to shine. Proxy up and show those whacky Euro's just what the BACKDOOR MAN is all about.

If you want some great examples, go through the XPT archives and see the work of Johnny Cash up there in the youth-soccer forums, or Jamesn on GardenWeb.