Now you're touching a sensitive subject. I've never owned a swiffer.
I wasn't trying to accuse you of anything, just trying to set some parameters.
Broom morning and night. Vacuum once daily. Always do both before getting on my hands and knees to 'mop' which is usually in the morning before the day starts. Repeat.
You and your sexy stories. You're getting me going almost as much as the lumped up Avril Lavigne pic.
Is it a stand up vac or canister? Do I picture you riding it around like a hobby horse, or scooting around like you are riding a Sybian w/wheels.
Take me over the top now, honey pie. Tell me about scrubbing skid marks outta whitey tighties and ironing shirts. Tonight if you could, I need to knock one out so I can get to bed.