I had drinks with a friend today and took away a brilliant idea of his (Thanks, Michael!)….CUSTOM SHOOTS!
If anyone would like me to produce any custom content with any models they see in the blog (http://blogs.pornstarnetwork.com/brandoniron/), let me know and I’ll do my best to make it happen. Maybe you want a video where the model masturbates and talks directly to you, saying your name repeatedly. Or perhaps you want her to do a jerk-off instructional video where she talks to you about how she wants you to jerk off for her. I have no idea what kinky things you are capable of dreaming up! I’m the “normal” guy who gets a boner worshipping women’s feet and asses.
Simply write me at brandon@brandoniron.com and we can discuss things.
Thanks,
Brandon

couldnt someone shoot one of these themselves?just say theyre gonna put it on clips4sale or whatever or start up a free site.but since i think this ones not within my capabilities how bout this whore?: have her do a 4 guy blowbang with the loads ending up on her tits.
and have this whore:
get dped then get a bukkake of at least a bakers dozen plus five at 3:33 am in nome alaska during the last harvest of the season while wearing light pink socks.

Sure you can shoot any of the models yourself. You just have to buy and HD camera, fly to europe, rent an apartment, book the talent, etc. etc. Not everyone has the time, money, or inclination to do so.

RE: Sarah Silverman. I follow her on Twitter and ask. Same for Scarlet.

Word has it that ScarJo is a BIG porn fan.

Inquiring minds want to know.

She prolly kreems her lil panties watching gag fuck scenes.

It's always the quiet ones.

Brandon, you could make a killing off of this idea at ADT, and you'll even save cash, as most of the requests will be for jerk-off instuctional videos starring you.

Did the one I did for you turn out ok?

How much to film yourself blowing your own head off, or dieing slowly, and painfully of AIDS?

I'll need a deposit on that. What sort of deadline are you expecting?
On a side note, I think we both know that only 1970's Ron Jeremy can blow his own head but I'll start taking yoga.

This is pretty funny. I rip ADT, so you rip me. I guess I'll just start mindlessly calling you a herpes midget, as you seem to take better to that sort of comment.

I find your humour infectious.

Deal, $5 deposit, the rest on delivery of your clip or coroners report of your grizzly demise.

they showed someone blowing themselves on that daves old porn show.luckily his cock was covered by him and a pw on the couch.

Well, which is it? First you ask for one thing and now you want to throw a grizzly into the mix. That's definitely gonna cost extra. I will give you a Timothy Treadwell audio track though, too, for good measure.

Whichever leads to you rotting in a shallow grave.

Now how the fuck am I going to teach a grizzly to dig a grave? Are you some kind of moron?

I'm sure the stench wafting up from you will be more than pungent enough to encourage any beast to bury you.

Eat me.

No, that's not my reply to you. That's what any soon-to-be-hibernating bear would do. That's your problem, have2cit. You can't think outside the box. I spend so much time inside boxes that it's a wonder I manage to think outside them. Still, I find a way.

Brandon Iron can't lose.

No way any animals would bother with you, unlike the poor whores, the animals will be able to smell the disease on you. And when you think about it do we really need an ecosystem capable of passing along herpes and HPV?

You are as conscious as the hibernating bears, friend. Go back to sleep while the Ironman lives the dream.

Brandon Iron doesn't snooze.

Being so addicted to sex that you're compelled to spend every cent you have procuring it, all with out much chance of seeing any return, at the same time being so narcissistic that you are unable to care that you're dragging many women into the jaws of cervix cancer, is living the life? Actually it seems rather pathetic.

The returns come in every day. Through my front door. I just met Natasha Brill and she can confirm this fact.

So you agree with me that you're a pathetic excuse for a man. Got it.

Only if you agree that millions of me -- you included -- would trade places with me in a second.

Um no. Most men, the non-homo type anyway, wouldn't want to be an almost midget like you.

Tragedy struck today. "Lilly" has a fever and can't come tomorrow. I have to work with someone else. Oh my. I have so many problems.