What with the economy being as bad as it is, I’ve taken on a second job. I’m proud to be a roll model.
Here I am modeling with a fine kaiser.

You can get seasonal employment as one of santa's elves soon.

Ho! Ho! Ho! Sooooooooo funny, you are!! Ho! Ho! Ho!

you should start some kind of reality web series ala brian pumper.

that's a good idea... or do a podcast Bi. a decent porn podcast xpt style would be the shit.

and believe it or not i caught belladonna on attels new show on showtime and she can hold it down interview style. she'd be a good co-host.

co signed^.

Bella was good on Craig Fitzsimmons show on Sirius. Craig Fitsimmons, not so much.

Also, Brandon would need a partner to pull off any kind of radio. Just him would be a can full of Canadian Bland. He would be a decent good cop to someone's bad cop, smoothing everything over with the guests after they just got raked over the coals. That pegs him as Baba Booey.

@the bold... stinky monkey.

Bi has the personality to pull off a podcast...it's his pedo voice that would be a concern.

Brandon would make a good "Kinko the kid loving clown"

No, I resemble the kids more and more these days. Short and elfish, I am not a threat.

I doubt it. All the clown make-up in the world couldn't disguise his pedo face.

"Pretty." The word is pretty. Your spelling is atrocious.

The closest you will ever get to pretty is when you die, everyone will say "pretty cool".

They say that now, too. People tell me I'm pretty cool all the time.

B.I.C.L.

Better yet, go around Studdering John style to the conventions & ask the whores various offensive-as-hell questions.

Actually all those voices are just in your head, but don't worry, I'm sure it's not multiple personality disorder, it's just syphilis destroying what's left of your brain.

eric you should do the podcast thing. no joke.

are there any decent porn podcasts btw?. anyone know?.

Not I, I have not a narrator's or interviewer's voice, nor the tolerance or patience for that shit.

Wait, wait, wha???

Brian Pumper has a reality series? And none of you fucktards are covering it? And I gotta find this out from Frank Fucken Figgs?

What's the matter with you people? Couldn't one of you get off the Brandon Iron Herpfest, I gotta do everything around here? The fuck.

Figgs, please start recapping this shit. Thanks.

Brandon Irons, have you given thought to working at Jimmy Johns? I know a guy who knows a guy that could give you a job in Nevada.

I will need special consideration to pursue this opportunity. Please write your Congressman.

listen to a few rogan podcasts and get back to me. i'll call in a few times if you decide to do it.

and can someone make brandon leave this thread?. it's no longer about him.

I will dodge all your detractions of my character. Call me Anderson Sperma.

yeah when anderson figures out your timing it's over.

Thanks, Rich Franklin.

Hey Brandon, how does it feel to know that no matter how many weights you lift you'll still be 5'5" and much like 500 lb bench press Glen "kitty litter" Danzig some fat fucking goon could still knock you out with one punch?

hes turned on by it.in other news i think he should stock pile the money from 4 shoots with average czech girls and put that towards aletta ocean.just saying.

I hope to have a lotta Aletta.

By the way, this
is a role model.
This

is a roll model.......

Never mind you were right the first time ! :-)

thats my kind of roll model.



thanksgivings coming up gayboys.time for turky biscuit sammies.

I vote we change Figgs' user title to Biscuits.

no

That should confirm the plan. Biscuits it is. Have2, Lou, make it happen.

Not your screen name Figgs, just the user title.

I want to see Brenden sneak up behind the pillsbury dough boy while he is masturbating and bite his head off.

You mean you wanna see Figgs jacking off, or the actual dough boy?

No. The dough boy. I assume if you bite off his head his arterial spray is made of chocolate chips.

As the dough boy says " he hehhhh" ! :-)