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#625047 - 02/01/15 02:41 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Bluecipher]
Jerkules Offline
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Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
"Teen Pooping in the Ukranian Woods," proposed Panzer thread.


I don't know if I can find content that specific. Most of what I see I stumble across on Motherless while searching Teen Ass or Homemade Teen Anal, and it is close up, toilet cam looking stuff.
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#625094 - 02/01/15 11:15 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Vice Admiral]
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Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral
They cooked up an omelette made of cum and forced that bitch to eat it? Cool. Panzer likes trannies, cheap and disgusting food, or (apparently) toilet games? That sick bastard!

I can see what you typing there by pressing a button.

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#625101 - 02/02/15 04:58 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: PeePooPee
I can see what you typing there by pressing a button.


You're just sitting at home all alone pressing your own dirt button, aren't you?
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#625109 - 02/02/15 03:04 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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three bean salad:
Fresh green beans, lightly boiled
can of chick peas (washed)
can of red kidney beans (washed)
one green pepper, sliced into thin strips
two scallion, chopped spritely
a toss of black pepper
a toss of sea salt
a sprinkling of sugar
plenty of olive oil
plenty of red wine and or apple vinegar.
mix mix mix
let sit overnight.
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#625112 - 02/02/15 04:35 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Sautéed mushrooms in butter.
Sweet potato spinach kinishes.

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#625122 - 02/02/15 06:11 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Left over Super Bowl Chili & Uncle Ben's Mexican Rice w/ Pinto Beans. Generous amounts of Goya Hot Sauce.
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#625228 - 02/05/15 04:04 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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grilled eggplant, rice, sauteed shrimp
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#625229 - 02/05/15 05:03 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Leftovers. Breaded fillet of sole, three bean salad, corn on the cob, grilled zucchini, mushrooms and eggplant.

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#625230 - 02/05/15 05:04 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Bluecipher]
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... lots of red wine to follow.


Edited by artwilliams (02/05/15 05:07 PM)

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#625232 - 02/05/15 10:48 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Just made 2 boxes of Tyson Day Starts Omelette Wraps with cheese, onions, peppers and ham. They are pretty good at $1.29 per box at Jack's compared to $4-$5 per box at other places.

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#625362 - 02/09/15 06:09 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Just made myself a packet of Circle A Ranch Homestyle meatballs. Don't know why but they taste extra tasty after I nuke them for 3:30 per half a packet. Funny thing is that they are not consistent in terms of meatballs per packet; the lowest that I got was 12 and the most were 19 [once], with 15-16 on average. This bag had 16 meatballs.

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#625369 - 02/09/15 08:24 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Just made some sauteed chicken breast pieces, with onions, pepper powder, paprika powder, powder yellow cheese, honey BBQ sauce and fake-ass bacon crunchies. I eat it with bread slices.

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#625372 - 02/09/15 11:29 AM Tranzer eats shit [Re: Handful]
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I hope you get trichinosis.

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#625570 - 02/14/15 09:33 AM Re: Tranzer eats shit [Re: Handful]
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Made a breakfast:

- Michelina's mashed potatoes and gravy with meatloaf
- Michelinas 20ct four meat snack rolls
- Fast Bites BBQ rib sandwich
- can of Tiki Punch

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#625578 - 02/14/15 01:05 PM Re: Tranzer eats shit [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: PeePooPeeP
Made a breakfast:

- Michelina's mashed dingleberries and gravy with dung
- Stagliano's 20ct four tranny snack rolls
- Fast Bites BBQ shit sandwich
- can of Urine Punch
Fixed.

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#625580 - 02/14/15 01:12 PM Re: Tranzer eats shit [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: PeePooPeeP
Made a breakfast:

- Michelina's mashed potatoes and gravy with meatloaf
- Michelinas 20ct four meat snack rolls
- Fast Bites BBQ rib sandwich
- can of Tiki Punch


By the way, Michelina's mashed potatoes are the best ones compared to Banquet or Hungry-Man, which have icey-watery unedible mashed potatoes.

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#625581 - 02/14/15 01:28 PM Re: Tranzer eats shit [Re: Handful]
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Why not make your own? Mashed potatoes are cheap and easy to make. Lol even I can make them.

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#625582 - 02/14/15 02:22 PM Re: Tranzer eats shit [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Why not make your own? Mashed potatoes are cheap and easy to make. Lol even I can make them.
Why make them when you can nuke them?

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#625583 - 02/14/15 02:43 PM Re: Tranzer eats shit [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: PeePooPeeP
Why make them when you can nuke them?


My feelings about you and your people in general.
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#625584 - 02/14/15 05:02 PM Re: Tranzer eats shit [Re: faceblaster]
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Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Originally Posted By: PeePooPeeP
Why make them when you can nuke them?


My feelings about you and your people in general.

Oh, shit, commie just got owned, again.

Tranzer




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#625595 - 02/14/15 08:01 PM Re: Tranzer eats shit [Re: Handful]
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Because it's just as easy, just as cheap, tastes better and is better for you.
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#625629 - 02/15/15 11:16 PM Re: Tranzer eats shit [Re: Handful]
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Just made some stewed chicken hearts with onions, pepper powder, garlic salt, paprika, Kraft Macaroni & Cheese topping, parmesan cheese, Nathan's mustard, ketchup and sour cream.

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#625632 - 02/16/15 04:41 AM Re: Tranzer eats shit [Re: Handful]
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I've never had instant mashed potatoes that tasted any better than the card board they come in. Complete waste of money.
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#625637 - 02/16/15 06:54 AM Re: Tranzer eats shit [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: PeePooPeeP
Just made some stewed chicken hearts with onions, pepper powder, garlic salt, paprika, Kraft Macaroni & Cheese topping, parmesan cheese, Nathan's mustard, ketchup and sour cream.


How are you still living?

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#625640 - 02/16/15 09:34 AM Re: Tranzer eats shit [Re: Handful]
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His LDL Cholesterol levels must be hitting 200+
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#625641 - 02/16/15 09:43 AM Re: Tranzer eats shit [Re: Handful]
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Last night I ate a ton of Hot Sopressatta and Jarlsberg, while I was cooking some Veal Stew and Polenta. Add in 3 beers and a Woodchuck Cider and the heartburn I woke up with was ridiculous.
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#625655 - 02/16/15 03:45 PM Re: Tranzer eats shit [Re: Uncle Joe]
artwilliams Offline
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Pics or it didn't happen.


Originally Posted By: PeePooPeeP
Just made some stewed chicken hearts with onions, pepper powder, garlic salt, paprika, Kraft Macaroni & Cheese topping, parmesan cheese, Nathan's mustard, ketchup and sour cream.

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#625661 - 02/16/15 05:19 PM Re: Tranzer eats shit [Re: Handful]
J.B.
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No pics. He HAS a thread for that.

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#625675 - 02/17/15 01:32 AM Re: Tranzer eats shit [Re: artwilliams]
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Originally Posted By: artwilliams
Pics or it didn't happen.


Originally Posted By: PeePooPeeP
Just made some stewed chicken hearts with onions, pepper powder, garlic salt, paprika, Kraft Macaroni & Cheese topping, parmesan cheese, Nathan's mustard, ketchup and sour cream.

You gotta wait until I'll get the card reader in the mail.

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#625676 - 02/17/15 01:33 AM Re: Tranzer eats shit [Re: Handful]
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Just made myself some Nongshim gourmet spicy ramyun noodle soup. Now thats what I call a spicy noodle!

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#625681 - 02/17/15 08:17 AM Re: Tranzer eats shit [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: PeePooPeeP
Just made myself some Nongshim gourmet spicy ramyun noodle soup. Now thats what I call a spicy noodle!


I thought your idea of a spicy noodle hung between the legs of a Thai shim.
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#625682 - 02/17/15 08:22 AM Re: Tranzer eats shit [Re: ]
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He has his own sites too and I DEMAND pics!

Originally Posted By: J.B.
No pics. He HAS a thread for that.

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#625687 - 02/17/15 02:28 PM Re: Tranzer eats shit [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Originally Posted By: PeePooPeeP
Just made myself some Nongshim gourmet spicy ramyun noodle soup. Now thats what I call a spicy noodle!


I thought your idea of a spicy noodle hung between the legs of a Thai shim.




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#625688 - 02/17/15 04:58 PM Re: Tranzer eats shit [Re: Handful]
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Made 3 Russian sandwiches, with fried Russian bread, fried baby bologna slices and ketchup. Plus 24oz mug of tea.

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#625689 - 02/17/15 05:16 PM Re: Tranzer eats shit [Re: Handful]
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Balogna sandwiches? Who the fuck cares? Enough already, Alex. You eat shit food. Nobody here wants to read about it. Piss off with this bullshit. The thread is for cooking, not assembling garbage.
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#625691 - 02/17/15 08:24 PM Re: Tranzer eats shit [Re: Handful]
J.B.
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Exactly. Maybe he needs some more time off to think about it?

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#625856 - 02/25/15 08:15 PM Re: Tranzer eats shit [Re: Handful]
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I've had two "Chairman's Reserve" brand beef eye of rounds brining in pickling spices and curing salt for over two weeks. One is currently cooking in my pressure cooker to be served as corned beef with potatoes, carrots and cabbage. The other is to be coated with spices and slow smoked this weekend to make pastrami. It's all just an experiment.
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#625859 - 02/25/15 08:25 PM Re: Tranzer eats shit [Re: Handful]
J.B.
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Sounds good. Never had nor heard of either done with eyeround.

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#625866 - 02/26/15 03:20 AM Re: Tranzer eats shit [Re: Handful]
Steezo Offline
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Well brisket it ain't. Still pretty good, but a bit too lean.
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#625871 - 02/26/15 11:55 AM Re: Tranzer eats shit [Re: Handful]
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I've never liked cured meats and generally don't like pastrami. Though, Tatty took me to this amazing Jewish deli in Montreal. It was a trip ordering Jewish fare in French. I hate brisket except for in stews. And I like bone broth.

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#625873 - 02/26/15 12:32 PM Re: Tranzer eats shit [Re: Handful]
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You're generally not into meat tho, right?
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#625878 - 02/26/15 04:41 PM Re: Tranzer eats shit [Re: Handful]
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wait, you're one of The Tribe and you don't like brisket?

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#625885 - 02/26/15 11:06 PM Re: Tranzer eats shit [Re: Handful]
gia jordan Offline
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Don't like: cured meats, pork/ham, catfish, shrimp, fried anything.

Like: steak tar tar, grilled chicken, turkey, duck, eel, octopus, salmon, tuna, whitefish, nova lox, herring, sardines, anchovies, liver.

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#625886 - 02/27/15 12:57 AM Re: Tranzer eats shit [Re: Handful]
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Steak tar tar seems to be very popular at the Japanese joint I go to near my place.
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#626257 - 03/14/15 11:56 PM Re: Tranzer eats shit [Re: Handful]
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Shepherd's Pie. A few days earlier than St. Patrick's Day, but I had some meat in the fridge that I needed to use up, so I made homemade ground beef with it. I had more meat than I thought, so I had to double the pie recipe so now there's a 10lb shepherd's pie casserole in my oven. Mashing 5lbs of potatoes mixed with cheese and whatnot wasn't something I'm used to doing, so it might be a little lumpy. Fuckit. I'm having a drink while it bakes.

Also, I guess shepherd's pie is sposed to be made with ground lamb. Since this is beef, it's technically a cottage pie.
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#627052 - 04/25/15 05:27 PM Re: Tranzer eats shit [Re: Handful]
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Just made some 122 tiger shrimps.

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#627053 - 04/25/15 06:11 PM Re: Tranzer eats shit [Re: Handful]
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Alex, you jackin to Bruce Jenner now? He doubles up on yer fetishes, since he's old and a tranny.
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#627059 - 04/26/15 11:01 AM Re: Tranzer eats shit [Re: Handful]
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Everyone swooning over BJ coming out as a woman. No mention of the dude he ran over with a car a few months ago by accident.

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#627067 - 04/26/15 06:42 PM Re: Tranzer eats shit [Re: Handful]
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some lemon chicken. it fucking sucked. but i've been hoovering down anything and everything of late and it's high time for something a little less deep fried and gooey.
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#627068 - 04/26/15 06:47 PM Re: Tranzer eats shit [Re: tattypatty]
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Originally Posted By: tattypatty
some lemon chicken. it fucking sucked. but i've been hoovering down anything and everything of late and it's high time for something a little less deep fried and gooey.


This is next on my list of things to cook. Not just because its Greek. Its from my favorite cooking site and just looks good.

http://foodwishes.blogspot.gr/2015/04/greek-lemon-chicken-and-potatoes-both.html
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