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#552830 - 05/07/12 08:20 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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BDM, you get a settlement, or did the Social Security checks start rolling in, to add to your pension? New car, pimpin gold all the time. Yer living the life man. You put a pic of a 20 y/o Ukrainian girl in this thread, I'ma be a jealous bastid.
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#552832 - 05/07/12 09:30 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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They originals or repro?
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#552833 - 05/07/12 09:33 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Elder of Zion
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Registered: 05/06/04
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Originals. The Japanese Belle de Jour is amazing. Inside those small squares are images from the film, and they are the most lurid pics they could find. The shit smearing scene, the bondage scene, the lesbian training, etc. Rolled and linnen backed, it's a gem. I also bought this little lovely for my buddy's studio where he shoots IR porn. Seems like something he'll like.
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#552834 - 05/07/12 10:42 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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Man I'd love a few days with the Christina Ricci character from Black Snake Moan chained to the radiator. She was like some kind of nympho succubus.
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#552921 - 05/09/12 10:58 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
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whered you pick those up from?
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#552940 - 05/09/12 03:13 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Elder of Zion
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Registered: 05/06/04
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Me? Hebe bay.
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#552941 - 05/09/12 03:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Is that like Jew-town?
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#552944 - 05/09/12 05:37 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Elder of Zion
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Registered: 05/06/04
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Ebay, so yes.
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#552947 - 05/09/12 06:26 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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Jerk - I got a full retirement and ss disability. Also a few investments that do ok. I'm not rich but I'm comfortable. The new car put a big dent in the stash. Still working on the 20 year old of any nationality !
FB- I'm envious of the posters. Checking out Bell De Jour !
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#553071 - 05/11/12 09:07 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Was it on your amazon wishlist?
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#553073 - 05/11/12 09:11 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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#553075 - 05/11/12 09:16 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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Yer missin the boat on fanboi loot.
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#553081 - 05/11/12 09:36 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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You are a whore at heart. Own it. Embrace it. Don't hold yourself back. There is no such thing as half a whore. Well...ok, maybe Brandon could be called half a whore, but we aren't discussing physical attributes.
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#553101 - 05/12/12 04:41 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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I've got a bucket list, when I see it through, what's left of Brandon should fit easily into a five gallon bucket.
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#553173 - 05/13/12 01:02 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Typing here from my new ipad3 on my birthdayyyyyy!
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#553174 - 05/13/12 01:04 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 07/28/07
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Happy B-day Baby G
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#553176 - 05/13/12 01:22 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Happy 29th! Forever!
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#553179 - 05/13/12 03:21 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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Happy birthday Gia. Splurge, smell a piece of cake ![smile smile](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/default/smile.gif) Is that your first Ipad? 3 best things about it and 3 worst? Go.
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#553184 - 05/13/12 07:12 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/24/11
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I was at the used book store with the woman and this magical, wonderful little $1.99 nugget jumped off the shelf, landed in my arms and whimpered like a lost animal: ![](http://i.imgur.com/OBddu.jpg) Yup. That's Halloween 3: The Book. I'm ecstatic. I'm also looking furiously for this little precious gem: ![](http://i.imgur.com/o5pAJ.jpg) I'll probably just grab it from amazon.
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#553188 - 05/13/12 08:50 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
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Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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I'd go back to the day of his conception and plug Cocksucker's mom all Sarah Connor style.
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#553193 - 05/13/12 10:04 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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A big bunch of double A batteries, to replace the big bunch of double A batteries that i CAN'T FUCKING FIND. I swear I gots teh Alzheimer's. Enjoy your day, G. Eat, drink, live it up. Sorry I ain't there.
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#553194 - 05/13/12 10:26 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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I had a couple extra shekels in the account this week, so I supported some sites that I use a lot. I made a donation to a different message board that I post on, and I went with imgur-pro.
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#553195 - 05/13/12 11:25 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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I swear I gots teh Alzheimer's. Got some virgin coconut oil for my uncle yesterday to hopefully help with his Alzheimer's. This was after watching some video online about a doctor who helped treat her husband with the stuff. The test they gave the guy for Alzheimer's was to have him draw the face of a clock. We did this test with my uncle yesterday and it didn't go well. We even drew a circle and put a 12 at the top to get him started off. He wrote a list of the numbers 13 - 24 in a semicircle on the right side of the clock. The guy from the video was able to draw a clock again after a few months of taking coconut oil.
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#553204 - 05/13/12 12:01 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
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4 pack of axe antiperspirant/deodorant kilo and communion on dvd.its getting hard to find the sticks in stores so i said fuck it and bought a pack online.
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#553209 - 05/13/12 02:26 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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4 pack of axe antiperspirant/deodorant kilo and communion on dvd.its getting hard to find the sticks in stores so i said fuck it and bought a pack online. Kilo is available in NYC, never seen it in 4-pk.
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#553210 - 05/13/12 02:29 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Tube for my back tire which sadly popped before i got to go to soccer. and a nice rear light for my bike. I swear I gots teh Alzheimer's. Got some virgin coconut oil for my uncle yesterday to hopefully help with his Alzheimer's. This was after watching some video online about a doctor who helped treat her husband with the stuff. The test they gave the guy for Alzheimer's was to have him draw the face of a clock. We did this test with my uncle yesterday and it didn't go well. We even drew a circle and put a 12 at the top to get him started off. He wrote a list of the numbers 13 - 24 in a semicircle on the right side of the clock. The guy from the video was able to draw a clock again after a few months of taking coconut oil. My sympathies, man. watching my maternal gm go thru it sucked. Ahh coconut oil: the latest 'superfood/medicine" THEY don't want you to know about, because it would totally put big pharma out of business. It's usually the jiu jitsu guys who send me this shit , oddly.That aside, I wish your family well.
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#553211 - 05/13/12 02:38 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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^^^ Thanks for the well wishes. It wasn't my idea to try this. I got called down to play a video for my family on the computer about coconut oil. They couldn't figure out how to get the shit to play. Then they insisted on trying it. I figured I'd buy the coconut oil for my uncle to try. At worst, it might increase the fat & cholesterol in his system to the point where he passes away sooner. Which I would think most people in that situation would want.
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#553212 - 05/13/12 02:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Oh, the only only supplement I take that is one of those things they don't want people to know about is a type of B vitamin called benfotiamine. They must really not want you to know about this one, because almost no one has heard about it. It's something they came up with to treat alcoholic nerve damage and then later found out that it prevents the damage to your nerves from the excessive glucose levels seen in diabetics. That's a win/win for me! I've been diabetic for 25 years and don't have a single complication and my dong still functions perfectly. Knock on "wood."
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#553244 - 05/13/12 07:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Sympathies, man. My mom's going through the same thing. Does your uncle recognize you? My mom recognizes me, but not as me. I'm her brother, but her brother from when they were in their 30's. I just agree with everything she says. I figure it's less confusing. It's hard fucking road.
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#553247 - 05/13/12 07:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Sorry Steezo. For about a year before he passed my grandfather thought I was my father.
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#553248 - 05/13/12 07:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Yeah, he knows who all of us are. He was doing OK for a really long time and then just seriously went to shit in the past year. He was even driving until a month or two ago, but has now lost his license. I guess he has another key to his car because he drove to a restaurant last week and then immediately forgot where he was or how he got there.
He's a commercial fisherman who's been up here since the late 50's. I think he thought if he just ate salmon, he'd live forever. It was kind of sad when he started messing up one of his favorite expressions which he got from talking on the radio while fishing, "What the hell, over?" He would just say, "What the... What the... What the...hell?" and then trail off.
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#553279 - 05/14/12 10:41 AM
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Porn Jesus
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4 pack of axe antiperspirant/deodorant kilo and communion on dvd.its getting hard to find the sticks in stores so i said fuck it and bought a pack online. Kilo is available in NYC, never seen it in 4-pk. on amazon
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#553289 - 05/14/12 02:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
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2 pieces of fiber board 24"x48". I needed them for in my attic, to stack some boxes on. I pulled a Panzer too, kinda. Both had a chawed up corner, one of them had a bashed edge. I flagged down a Home Depot employee, and asked if I could get a discount. He says, "Sure, 20%."
"Really? Thanks a lot man, I appreciate that."
"Just come to this register when you are ready. Hey Bob, 30% discount on this guy's 2 fiber boards."
Being thankful got me an extra 10% off. That is why it was "kind of a Panzer." That ungrateful hebe wouldn't have been polite and gotten the extra 10%.
30% off Al....SUCK IT NOODLE BOY!!!!!!!!!
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#553327 - 05/14/12 04:30 PM
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We'll make you a member of the Tribe yet.
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#553340 - 05/14/12 05:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
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SHALOM!
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#553351 - 05/14/12 07:55 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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Shalom, bitches.
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#553373 - 05/14/12 10:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Oh man, at the hardware store today, there was a sweet fridge, drawer freezer on the bottom, brushed stainless finish, crushed ice. It had a dented scratch down the side that would go up against my cabinets. I wish I had the $$ to get it. I gotta get a fridge by the end of the year.
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#553375 - 05/14/12 11:08 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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Yes you could. I mean the idea is sound. technically speaking. You would probably want one with enclosed condenser coils on the back. And take into account that the area behind it will get warm.
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#553376 - 05/14/12 11:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I have no clue about built in. I never had a fridge w/ an ice maker, but I LOVE crushed ice in a drink instead of cubes. So if I'm gonna drop some dough on a fridge, I'll go with a scratch & dent, and get the ice maker. Whenever I break down and re do my kitchen, I'm going to put as much commercial stuff in as possible. I'd love to have a fridge only, then a 5' freezer/worktable on the one wall, w/ a cutting board top. Above it, a rack to hang the pots. ![](http://i.imgur.com/hqLWY.png) ![](http://i.imgur.com/hwHHP.jpg)
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#553378 - 05/14/12 11:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I can't decided if this is a good idea or not, but I saw some cube-shaped stones at Bed, Bath & Beyond earlier. You keep them in your freezer and then drop them in your drink to keep it cool without diluting the drink from the melting ice. With me, the melting ice might actually be a good thing as my heavy-handed drink mixes could probably use as much dilution as possible.
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#553380 - 05/15/12 12:01 AM
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Porn Jesus
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^^^ That's a good idea, but you'd need to plan ahead. Maybe OK for you Martha Stewarts of the world, but not so much for an impulsive binge-drinker. I did go to a coffee shop once that made all their ice-cubes out of coffee for iced drinks. I thought that was a genius idea, but then they quickly went out of business.
Also, you put ice cubes in wine??
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