I'm perplexed at the idiot who would even consider spending that kind of money on a wreck like Lisa Ann or Julia Ann. Seriously, for that kind of dough, you could probably have your way with a sorority full of 18 year olds, and most of their mothers and sisters.

Don't get me wrong, sex isn't free. And I don't begrudge someone who just forks over the cash up front to an escort, rather than take a chick out for dinner with hopes of getting sucked off at the end of the night. But $10,000!??!?! Christ man, buy a video camera and a plane ticket to LA. You could "hire" one of these whores for a movie shoot at a fraction of that cost