<<<HI JACK>>> Rear Admiral, I used your line tonight. My buddy is dating the bar tender of the local pub. I asked her about some chick, and she said, "You mess with that and you better wrap it like 5 times." So I told her that I didn't care if the broad caught anything from me. My buddy laughed his balls off and the bartender's jaw hit the floor.

Thank you.

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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral