It does sound better than saying he is selling his plasma.

yea, i no if i lived in cali id feel better knowing theres a pint of Tuckers blood on ice.. Last check his blood was 50% Roofie, 15% Xstasy, 15% Sperm (not his) and 20% O-pos ...

You missed my point. He ISN'T donating his blood, he is selling his plasma. Different things entirely.

In plasma donation they separate your plasma from the rest of the blood and then pump it back into you minus the plasma.

Blood donation does not yield a profit and can only be done every 56 days. Where plasma "donation" can be done twice a week and you can earn about 260 dollars a month from it.

really? lol i didnt no you could get money..no wonder roofie is so giving....

Back in the 80s, there was a company around here that bought skin for something like 75 bucks for a one inch square piece of skin. You could pretty much pick out the druggie chicks in the area if they had the tell tale bandage or square scar(s).

Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do to keep your head above water in the valley. Mopein' ain't easy, but somebody gotta do it.

Holes in my arms from donating plasma in the 80's when I was a drunken student.

Is that $260 clear....after taxes?

They ask if you have ever had sex with a prostitute.

Then I'm all clear.

lol Tucker would have to lie...Brandon, you should create a sex/blood site, for the 50 Dollars Canadian you spend on talent you could also jack sum blood..then resell it on the black market for the plasma...figure 200 bucks a week gets you 4 girls, 6 scenes and 8 pints...pretty good little profit

Why do you think Brandon has to go to eastern Europe? Canadian officials would not look too kindly on our traveling herpes gnome for making, I guess you would call it porn, in Alberta.

Pint? I need you to convert everything to litres, please.

Sean, it helps feed his drug addition. Surely you didn’t think being an agency driver paid THAT good, did you? lol

Getting any fluids from any mope or whore in porno would make me ill.

Dude, how can you run that poll and not include Porno Dan?

How can you include Seinfeld references in 2011?

You both bring up valid facts. I voted Tucker, because Brandon doesn't seem the type to do injectables.

They are called "models" or "actreses," not "injectables." And I do them as often as I can.

I picked Brandon. His STD is a version of "The Thing" when it meets a new STD it takes it over and becomes that STD. Very dangerous to have in the blood system.

I took the poll for realz and voted Nacho because the guy has a penchant for Brazil AND transexuals. It was a no-brainer.

Last time I donated blood, I was high for like a fucking hour. The Red Cross people were exremely adamant about me taking a soda and cookies despite my refusals. I seriously thought they were going to strong-arm me into eating sugar. Walking out and lighting a cigarette almost resulted in a youtube-worthy concrete face-plant, but I did get a sweet free oil change out of the deal. It was totally worth it for the high and the free oil change. I guess the whole "giving back" thing was pretty cool too.

I am in a monogomous relationship with Angelica Heart.
I think that means I gave her mono. We are celebrating our 3 hour anniversary in 2 hours.

What did she give me?
Inner peace.

Brandon, im not trying to mean so dont take this the wrong way. But dude, you post sum of the ugliest chicks ive ever seen..lol

Charins mainline injection pics have more downloads then that chick

Angelica and I connect on a deep, spiritual level. We have conversations that delve into our psyches.

Just a few minutes ago, in fact, we had the following exchange:
Me: I want to know your hopes...your dreams....your plans for the future.
Angelica (Holding phone to ear): I'd like a taxi to 12 Vaci Utca, please.


I can't wait to see where she is taking me!!

How close to Chernobyl is this place you're visiting, Brandon?

Not even in eastern Europe can Brandon afford quality hookers. He is to prostitutes what Panzer is to retail goods.

I am the lone member occupying Porn Street and I will continue to fight for the rights of single, middle-aged, horny men of means.

Where else to find gutter sluts, then on Porn Street?

Gutter Sluts would be a good name for a site. I'm seeing kind of a tweener. Bottom end of Load My Mouth, but better quality skanks than Crack Whore Confessions.

I was a member of Crack Whore Confessions and found it incredibly mind-blowing. Those stories were SO fucked up! Wow....

Yeah, I never actually joined, just checked the previews. I always meant to, but there wasn't one broad on there I could fap to or probably even stomach watching fuck. Total trainwreck site.

Cracker Jack is the master interviewer. I couldn't care less about the bjs or sex. It's just amazing how fucked up some people's lives really are. Abuse, neglect, rapes, murders, prison, etc. Non-stop misery.

her mom?

The sun'll come out
Tomorrow
Bet your bottom dollar
That tomorrow
There'll be sun!

Just thinkin' about
Tomorrow
Clears away the cobwebs,
And the sorrow
'Til there's none!

When I'm stuck a day
That's gray,
And lonely,
I just stick out my chin
And Grin,
And Say,
Oh!

The sun'll come out
Tomorrow
So ya gotta hang on
'Til tomorrow
Come what may
Tomorrow! Tomorrow!
I love ya Tomorrow!
You're always
A day
A way!

Wait till you see what I'll be posting tomorrow....

Speaking of Chernobyl, H2C...

Inner peace > Nuclear grade of Herpes. She got the short end of the stick apparently.

My stick has not been short since I got here. Please let me enjoy my ladies.

A blood sample from any of the poll choices would be a microbiologist's Rubik's Cube.

Or the equivalent of the Ciga Geigy brownfield in Toms River, NJ. That is, uninhabitable.

Hey, you leave our Super Fund sites outta this. The government told us the aquifer runs towards the ocean not the cancer cluster. They wouldn't lie to us to protect a corporation.

Holy Mother of God !!!!!!! No wait, that's an insult to God !

In her biz, that look is extra tough. Even in emo mode she could cut dicks off with that pout. Ciao.

They lied to you. When Brandon has a light day & not enough ugly whores to throw his Oscar Mayer into, he jerks off into the aquifer.

That is why everyone has cancer...EVERYONE I tell you.

Watering down the slerp like that's gonna lead to mass herp infections. Everyone knows that.

This is fucking sad. Britney Amber is actually a pretty good looking whore, but she’s aligned herself with that drug-addled scumbag?

no, lol ur misunderstanding that tweet..i thought the same thing,,,, shes telling tucker shes going out with her man its a retweet answer

Hmmph, I see it now. Thanks.

just remember this, no women ever willingly has sex with tucker slain, they either have to paid or roofied...

shes an intellectual.

Intellectual, but a torrid piece of ass nonetheless. Surprised to learn she has a kid, but then again, not really.

This cant be good..Roofie joins the army??