Whore kills the goose that laid the golden egg.

So a baseball agent uses this whore to sign clients, and she is stoopid enough to blab about it, outing one of the guys she fucked. Jesse Jane gets lumped up, allegedly, by Chuck Lidell and it leaked through rumors, not interviews w/ the press. Big mouths not filled with cock, lead to emptier wallets.

It goes hand in hand with her posts about the Jesse Jane feud. Can't wait until she hits the wall at 25 and starts naming all the athletes she banged, to try and remain relevant.

Brandon, can you hire this chick for a scene? That way when more New England Patriots tap her, they will succumb to the Slerp. Might be the only shot the Jets have to win the division.

Pats and Jets aren't baseball teams.

My apologies, I assumed this was common knowledge by now.
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Whore tweets pic with Pats tight end



And of course his apology

Gaylord Sports Management

"We've been holding off on this one until now. But on Wednesday, Patriots second-year TE Rob Gronkowski addressed his bye week (mis)adventures in Arizona when he posed shirtless with adult film star BiBi Jones, who was wearing his No. 87 New England jersey.

Jones, who didn't know who Gronkowski was until meeting him through mutual friends last week, posted the pics on her Twitter account.

"I didn't intend anything to hurt the reputation of anyone on the New England Patriots or on behalf of Robert Kraft," said Gronkowski, who also met with the team's owner.

"It was just a simple picture, and that's all."

Though he's sure to get plenty of flak in the locker room over the incident, Gronkowski's rep as a good guy may have actually been bolstered by Jones.

"He was very polite and such a gentlemen. He wasn't a creeper or anything," Jones said on Boston's 98.5 FM earlier in the week.

She also said nothing more occurred between her and Gronkowski beyond the Twitter poses, even if she was eager for the, um, relationship to progress. Jones says she's regularly slept with pro athletes and even named a few.

"Nothing happened. I wish something had, but nothing happened," she said of Gronkowski. "I asked if I could have some pictures with him and he said, 'Yeah, wait, put on my jersey.' I said, 'OK.' We were taking pictures. I asked him if I could put it on Twitter because some athletes wouldn't want that since I do do adult films, and they don't want to be associated with that. He was really cool with it because I have more Twitter followers than him."

And why did Gronkowski have the jersey readily handy?

"He just carries it around with him," Jones said. "That's what I asked, 'So you just have a jersey?' He was like, 'Yeah, for times like this.' … He had it in his suitcase.""


In his suitcase. Part-time pimp, part-time athlete. And some porn cunt. They both lie. Who does it worse doesn't matter.

"He was very polite and such a gentlemen. He wasn't a creeper or anything,"

Should read:

"He was very polite and such a gentlemen. He didn't try to gag fuck me, go ass to mouth or anything. And with his balls shriveled from steroids, there was hardly any load to wipe off my face. Easiest grand I made in a while."

she charges more then a grand..lol but he gotta a freebie....

This girl has got to be a walking venereal disease. She talks so much about wanting to get laid & on occasion “being lonely”, it’s kind of sad. First of all, she isn’t a bad looking girl, but if she’s THAT fucking lonely & such a self-professed “slut”, maybe she should go down to a local grocery store & find a some random slob to dunk his french cruller in her stinky twat.

Here’s an idea whore, stop spreading your legs for 20 different guys each month & maybe your pussy wouldn’t smell so bad that the only thing attracted to it is garbage can flies & various vermin.

I’d say that she has the looks FOR a contract girl, which she is, but this is one of those girls that would have been better off doing DP’s a la Kelly Wells style just in the interest of pervs worldwide. She’d get laid, I’d get a nut off, the world would be a better place.

Bibi Jones, unless she's loosened up lately, always turns in a performance like a dead fish. I mean, she takes whatever's dished out, but not with any relish at all. With Bibi, it's always just a performance. Kelly Wells, on the other hand, fucks like a complete lunatic and, importantly, Kelly fucks right back. With Kelly, even though she's way over the top most of the time, one gets the idea that she is fully engaged with what's happening. Also, Kelly Wells seems a lot smarter than Bibi.

I would take Kelly Wells any day over Bibi Jones.

I agree, that was my point. She’s nice to look at, and while I wouldn’t throw her out of bed, she’s not exactly the slut she thinks she is. She’s just a cum dumpster. A real slut knows how to fuck, and Kelly fit that bill, at least on camera.

Is she Allie Sin level disconnected from her scenes?

Does anyone know if real life Bibi matches up with her online/interview persona? I follow her twitter and while it's true that all she ever talks about is getting laid, what a slut she is, etc., I do wonder if these porn girls are just making this stuff up because they think that's what guys want to hear. Case in point: Bree Olson used to tweet nonstop about how badly she wanted a stranger to r a p e her but I assumed (and hoped) that she was just saying that because she thought her fans would get turned on by that image. I don't know either girl, and Bibi could very well be the world's biggest slut, but at the same time I think there's a possibility that none of what she is saying is true and it's just a marketing ploy to appeal to guys who are into that whole cum dumpster thing.

It's got to be a marketing ploy.

Yes, It's a character and many don't do it themselves.
I don't know Bibi, but I knew Kelly Wells and yes she is smart and witty. She was never one to blow her money on stupid shit either. Sharp girl.

Rae-Rae fantasizes about that shit regularly, even in her “retired” porn life, count on it.

She wanted to do videos with me back in ‘08 where we played a POV role, where I'd knocked on her door like a delivery guy of some sort, take her captive, then fuck her into Whitley County like the submissive cum dumpster that she is. That’s just not me, I’m not a stunt cock, and I'm sure as fuck no “performer/actor”.

These days, that bipolar snatch would probably pull her gun on someone if they even tried.

Oddest part is, almost 3 years later, I saw her fat fuck assistant April Rapp while eating out at a restaurant, then at the local Meijer maybe 3 hours later. If anyone was creeped out, it was me.

Seeing as Bibi Jones / Brittany Beth / whatever has the same agent as dear Rae-Rae - that being Chris “fat fuck” Carter / Caine - I’m betting he’s playing the same repetitive card with her that he told Rachel to play when she was growing. He knows that “sex sells” and acting your best to be a full-time slut gets these girls followers. Sad to say, it’s apparently working. I don’t know shit about Bibi to tell if you’d need a couple grand to get into her pants or not. Rachel was a slut, pure & simple, she had about 3-5 guys in Fort Wayne lined up to call at her beckon. You didn’t call her to get laid, she called you. I’m guessing that’s why she can’t hold on to any one guy when SHE grows attached to them.

FWIW, in my exile from XPT, not sure if any of y’all ever caught wind of this one. She was actually engaged to this guy:

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/20...ng-help-her-out

As for Kelly Wells, I agree with FB...she was pretty fucking loopy, but still seemed to have a brain. I’m betting a month’s salary that this girl dealt with some typical rural dicks (she’s from Fulton, IL) when it was learned she was selling her asshole on film, and it made her a little ‘wrong’ in the head after a while. But the girl could hold a conversation, which after talking to her in 2006 (or 2007?) it made her scenes so fucking strokable to me, my dick was raw by the end of a FAP session - watching her get all holes filled like a gutter tramp & swallowing creep splooge in copious volumes, knowing there was an actual brain in her cranium.

I'd figure Bree as one to hope the rape fantasy would tempt a loon fan boy and she could get a lawsuit out of it. We all know that twat aint worth 7cents, but a jury might buy some bullshit.

It’s not for me, as I can’t stand to be around her, but trust me when I say if a story ever breaks about some “loon fan boy” going to her home, all her little “shoot first, ask questions later” snipets have already been saved & sent to the Allen County DA’s office. Both she & her lawyer know that she can’t be saved by the legal system if she does something stupid, and I’ll make damn sure that if she kills someone, she gets her fair share of being locked up b/c her intentions were pre-meditated. Worse case scenario, I’ll give that evidence to the family of the person she shoots just to watch her fry.

Backdoor, that’s neither Rae-Rae or Bibi.

That's what I like about Eric. Shit just rolls off Dude's back.

Amen! I loved the scenes she did with Max Hardcore...

Ha ha ha

http://www.dtf1.net/t2643-and-his-name-is-dan-uggla

"PostSubject: Re: And his name is Dan Uggla! Tue Jul 15, 2008 5:55 pm
In all seriousness, if the NL loses this (again rant ) someone needs to spend the night with him so he doesn't kill himself. I'd suggest a mediocre-looking hooker....he doesn't deserve a really attractive one!"

...and right into the 30gal drum of sulfuric acid that is my worthless existence.

A 30 gallon drum of sulfuric acid is worth way more than my life.

That would depend on the color of the drum, I guess. While I don't really know that much about the Pirate, some supremacist tendencdies landed here. I guess I'll check out the tritone thread again; there was a ton of bitching there. Good fun and vintage hatin'.

Unfortunately, the opposite is true. It's true she got fucked harder and faster than any whore of her time, but she only has 3 functional dendrites in her cranium.

Getting beat up by Belladonna probably didn't help, either.

Please tell us the details of the whore fight, or a link to the details. Thank you.

But why, why, why indeed.

The only way to fight hate is with more hate.

Thanks Ron, those were great days. And thus the legendary sig was born...

“...all this talk makes me wannt to call up Danni woodward and do a line a speed off her ass and fold my dirty laundry.“

Speaking of this simple twat, is it just me, or did she REALLY need a fucking boob job? Seriously?

This looks like it's a saying. I wouldn't know if it's from some, well, handbook or so. Or what the type and quality of the hate is in this case.

South Park rerun last nite. The gingervitus ep.

Never watched South Park. Sometimes I wondered how close to current events they are, as they pop up here and there when there's some media circus act going on. Tight production schedule or inserted episodes would be my guess. Consistency optional and so forth.

The animation is done on the cheap (and looks it) so they can grind out episodes pronto to respond to whatever pop culture flotsam and jetsam they can attach themselves to.

Oh, Claude. Your palate is so much more sophisticated than us po' unwashed. Just kidding.

Supposedly they script, record and animate six days from airing. They actually had a kinda interesting doc on Comedy Central the other day. I think it's self imposed, considering they put out like 10 shows a year.

Did anyone catch Beavis & Butthead over the weekend?

Yeah, it was funny.

B&B are back? I liked their feature, the South Park feature was better than the TV series too, imo.

Don't mind Clod, He probably believes South Park is bigoted against Canadians for always showing them with floppy heads.

when I get to Bennigan's and have a blue-cheese chipotle burger, I'll forget all about my dad bein queer and my mom tryin to kill me

And they drive cars with square wheels.

Is that a quote from Stan, or are you just opening up here?

lol Butters....

As is the tradition.

I thought it was an Alanis Morrissette reference

Bibi seems like a sweet gal, she kind of reminds me of my late wife. Her innocent smile and carefree attitude really get me going. I saw her feature dancing at Blush last night, and she was radiant and beautiful.

She might even replace Bree in my top five Adult Starlets eventually.

From what I heard around the way at the Exxxpo today, she very unliked by the other talent at DP. Attitude seems to have a lot to do with it. Lack of brains may enter into it as well.

I have no inside industry knowledge, but after hearing her on Stern both times now I didn't believe her stories the first time, nor the second time. I guess though if it wasn't for this act I wouldn't know who she is.

You mean attitude, animosity and airheadedness above and beyond the industry standard? Sheeh!

Nigga you were at the Expo? WTF, I'm going down today, wish I knew.

JB, did you bother to cross the Hudson this weekend? I really didn't figure on going until yesterday, but I'm only 10 miles away.

I avoid crossing the Hudson whenever possible. Whatever's worthwhile @ these things inevitably crosses this way, discretely, after the fanbois are all tuckered out.

Shit man, I didn't know you would be around. I'm not up on where you living these days.

Clear out your PMs. With the new system, all your old ones are reborn, and you sir have reached your limit.

Who are the smart porn whores? Some are making a boat load of money I would believe; Lisa Ann, Julia Ann, Phoenix Marie, Diamond Foxxx, etc.

And they're probably spending it on stupid shit like Gucci and D&G "everything" just to appease the fucked up definition of 'hotness'.

I had a chat with Andy San Dimas this weekend, she seems like she has it all together. She may not have a pot to piss in or she may even be a rotten cunt for all I know, but she's far from a dumbass given the discussion I had with her.

Clean your PMs out man!

BiBi and Jesse Jane were friends, and actually lived not far from each other when BiBi was just a cam girl. Jesse was the one that got BiBi signed with Digital Playground. Jesse talks about that and other stuff in her interview on the free webshow Peeperz Xcast (http://peeperz.com)Sorry about the cheap plug, but it is a free show.

BiBi might be coming across as not too bright, but she is smart enough to become mainstream news and make herself as popular with fans as Jesse, Riley, Kayden and Stoya. That's not a very easy thing to do.

Lisa Ann is very smart and very driven. She works her ass off and makes big bucks.

Kayden Kross is about as business savvy as any girl in XXX. She knows how this biz works and takes full advantage of her hotness and knowledge.

Going back a bit further, Brittany Andrews is a very good businesswoman and has been able to parlay being a porn star into becoming a major director/producer. She's also produced mainstream movies and was one of the first to take full advantage of what the web had to offer the porn community.

Glad to have someone who knows their sluts like you do ! Cuts right through the mythology. People here will not like you ! lol

^wtf are you talkin about?. we just need to introduce the word 'WHORE" into his vocabulary and it's all good...

I can take it. Just have had some first-person experiences to share. However, I'm sure there will be conflicting experiences and opinions from time to time. It's all good.

im with lou on this.

Just kiddin' about the not liking part . "Some" here don't like having their misogynistic bubble broken though. I like the truth even about whores.

Well put. I'll do my best to share what I know and we'll see how it goes from there.

It only took me 2 weeks, but I managed to do so finally.

You jerkin me around right? I just click Send PM, and it comes up full. You got PMs shut off? Should I just continue to contact you through IAFD? They yer screeners or something?

^^^Go easy on Eric, he's still running on Malice time.

That's probably the situation. I still have like 1070 messages in my inbox, none of which I necessarily give a fuck to keep (or sort through to determine that anything is worth keeping).

Give me an hour, and I'll just delete everything that's in there currently. Then, I know for damn sure it's empty.

Yeah, the cunt swindled a veteran out of his house, and then hired s slimey lawyer to get her case reduced to peanuts, even though she was guilty as sin. What a fucking skank. She might be "smart," but she's a fucking pissbag of a human being.

So is her lawyer. I think lawyers should be hung from a tree like a Civil War nigger & their shins beaten like a pinata for some of the shit they get criminals off from.

Niggers and pinatas. I applaud your use of multiple stereotypes/ slurs. Excellent work.

A dumb porn whore??? You've got to be kidding!!

Why...thank you. Thank you very much.

Art should be recognized, guy. Combining spades and spics can be troublesome in metaphors and real life.

I thought the latter would work hard with anything ?

Saw this on another board. Lotta money for Antibiotics, must be a heck of an infection.

"From her Twitter:
$160 antibiotics... With my health insurance! Damn!! This shit better work fast then!"

Couldn't be the Slerp, could it? Probably wouldn't be to hard to do a 6 Degrees of Slerp and track its path.

Some of the new antibiotics cost that much for a 5 day supply.

Your wife resembled Bibi much like Dick Dasterdlys constantly unwashed asshole looks exactly like Lexie Marie, good old Fatman resembles Alice Cooper, and Arnold Schwarzaneggar and Danny Devito were twins

Your wife was an std carrying movable jizz receptacle, who preferred the mule of the uneducated yet athletic negro over the brainy white cock, but accepted all cummers nonetheless. She was good at what she did, but poor at cleaning up after. The world is a better place with her 5'7" 225 lb ass underground

No offense, just sayin

Fucking awesome. Eric still rocks. Well played JB

My asshole is unwashed?

Just an assumption, born again. Don't get excited.

he's been through alot here since you've been gone. be gentle.

I have? Jesus fucking Christ, what am I missing or forgetting?

For starters, it looks like you're missing a chromosome:

And forgetting your place at the children's table while the adults are speaking.

Old pic sunshine, to the tune of nearly 2 years ago (or more). I think we already went ‘round the block with this, too.

My eyebrows are blonde & if you knew the first thing about flash (light), the part your dumb ass keeps mistaking for waxed or shaven, is just blown out/bleached by the shitty flash on my cell phone.

Yawn, try again.

Fine. Here's a more recent pic then. If I'm not mistaken, this is the one you whined to the Donkey about, claiming copyright infringement:







Smokey, please, where are your manners? Eric was just about to explain to us how being bloated, bearded, brain-dead and blotto while bawling 'bout bitches turned him into the babe-magnet he is today.

Whatta we got here, an Amish Pervert?

I yam what I yam, Hug-a-gug-a-gug

Mmy bad Jb. That is 1 unashamed Indiana cousin kisser right there

Your beard is weird!

Fuggheddaboutit, Smokey. I'm still trying to figure out what he's going on about here. I said nothing about his eyebrows. It's like he had his excuses already lined up, then mixed 'em up: