I took the poll for realz and voted Nacho because the guy has a penchant for Brazil AND transexuals. It was a no-brainer.

Last time I donated blood, I was high for like a fucking hour. The Red Cross people were exremely adamant about me taking a soda and cookies despite my refusals. I seriously thought they were going to strong-arm me into eating sugar. Walking out and lighting a cigarette almost resulted in a youtube-worthy concrete face-plant, but I did get a sweet free oil change out of the deal. It was totally worth it for the high and the free oil change. I guess the whole "giving back" thing was pretty cool too.