Who’d have EVER thought that a *retired* cum dumpster, who is normally on the receiving end of funding for a GFE date, would be the one paying to have her NYC-based crush flown to lil’ old Fort Wayne so they could go on a date together.

Ironic to say the least, and if not ironic,...pathetic. 250,000 people in Fort Wayne, and she’s driving herself insane by day-dreaming over a guy 750-miles away in The Big Apple. Truth in action that 95% of porn whores can’t handle stable relationships.

Dirt uncovered this week by Chawper 6 here in FW reveals that NYC-based writer & Fritz Freiling impersonator, Alexander Basek (@AlexanderBasek on Twitter) flew into Detroit to meet up with the now self-demoted porn personality this past weekend.

Sources say Rae-Rae appeared somewhat distraught about two months ago when her latest sperm donor was unavailable due to already having a significant other. This came after her previous boyfriend, one Jonathan Ryan Underwood, essentially told her she wasn’t the most colorful crayon in the box.

Fort Wayne’s favorite home-wrecking whore is doing her best to keep it on the down low, but previous tweets between both parties have led Chawper 6 to believe that she is closing the deal on a long distance relationship with the 'Dick Tracy on Broadway’ stunt double.

I’m guessing Mr. Basek is a traditional New York Jew, based on Rae-Rae’s tweets. Let’s break out the bagels & lox, for the godless Rae-Rae may have finally met her Messiah.

Source:
http://www.twitter.com/breeolson
http://www.twitter.com/alexanderbasek
http://www.betabeat.com/2011/08/30/what-...r-stalking-you/

’Til the next time on "Sleepless in Leo"...yee-haaw & good night!!

EDITOR’S NOTE: Sir Charlez, my man, did Rae-Rae ever offer to fly YOU out to Fort Wayne, especially after the thousands of dollars you spent on her? I mean, shit, all the money your dumb ass spent on her, probably bought that new Mercedes!

More LULZ, just because I couldn’t fit them above...

''BreeOlson Bree Olson
Did I mention I love Jewish babies? I just love 'em!''

She's one of those whores when they fall in love, they love everything about that guy, when they break up she will hate Jews. She will then go to black guys and fall in love with everything that is black and twitter.

''BreeOlson Bree Olson
Did I mention I love black babies? I just love 'em!''

this is great, i was trolling her twitter and saw the Jewish baby thing..im like who the fuck would leave there kid with her.,..but now it all makes sense

Sean...

Charlie Sheen for starters, real winner there, [Lou] amirite? [/Lou]

Wasn't she on a "reality" show, interviewing for a job as a nanny?? Tori Spelling's show maybe?

No, I saw that, it was that "Keeping up w/ the Kardashians show". She just popped in as a babysitter, like in the first season I guess. She was pretty new to porn, but had already won her award for best anal at AVN, I'm thinking 2007? Maybe? She popped up in a skit with Dave Attel a few years back. It was a short on some other show, maybe Tosh.0. And then of course the exposure of the whole Sheen "godesses" thing. She's good at getting in front of the camera, but hasn't been as successful at selling her "brand" as well as Jenna Jameson.

That’s probably because Jenna wasn’t half the pig that Rae-Rae is, she treated it as a viable profession & didn’t tend to engage in highly publicized circus acts like the Sheen episode.

Comparing the two is apples & oranges.

Or perhaps like comparing a whore to a skank.

Christ, he even shoots like a woman.

There also were far fewer production companies, web sites, and really there was only a handful of girls in those days.

And speaking of not being a pig, Jenna didn't fuck niggers, Rae Rae does. See Tri, once you go black, you are just a low life worthless piece of trash whorebag who will never amount to anything

Yeah, no shit, can you envision those photos popping up in mainstream after people seem to forget who “Bree Olson” is, assuming Rae-Rae even stands a remote chance of stardom outside of Fort Wayne?

I forecast she’ll be back sucking negro dick on film before 2018, and if not we’ll see a Nina Hartley-like comeback after she’s popped out 2 kids & put them through school. I don’t think Rae-Rae realizes how little of use to society she is outside of a bedroom - studio or real life. Ever since this vegan thing surfaced, bitch probably isn’t worthwhile in the kitchen anymore (she made a damn good meatloaf!).

Kind of makes me laugh b/c she went from being a pre-med student @ IPFW; to doing some kind of business program with University of Phoenix (real worthwhile institution there); and now she’s going to try advancing her public figure from ‘Cum Dumpster' to 'Hollywood actress’.

One can only wonder what if Mr. Basek really knows who he is aligning himself with? Like most of her past interests, I’m sure he’ll get to see her inner-bitch release itself the more they frequent each other’s presence.

Porn mopes will tell you the vegan whores' cunts begin to smell rather rancid after a year of this.

File under "Shy Love fake college degrees"

File under the Riley Shy "My boyfriend is a NASA scientist."

Good kitty. But you’ve been around since before she was vegan, too, so that’s not saying a whole hell of a lot. Amirite?

I wish Bree nothing but the best in her career and her love life. She's always been great to me, and I have the utmost respect for her (even though all the vegan talk can get a bit annoying at times).

Yes, because a gutterslut whore is definitely someone worthy of respect. Christ, you're so fucking pathetic it boggles the mind.

The sad part is that SirCharlesZ is one of many old, rich men who believe that Bree actually gives two shits about them.

I had Bree in the store here a few years ago for a signing, and I swear to God there was this old dude there that would not leave her side the entire time. When other fanboys came up to take a picture with Bree, This guy would take about three steps back, then march right back up and quietly whisper things to her before stepping back for the next chump. I told my manager that he needs to tell this old idiot to get out and let the other paying customers enjoy their two minutes with Bree, but apparently Bree wanted him there. Probably because she wouldn't get her weekly gifts and money from him if he was made to leave.

Being an XPT lurker at the time, I thought for sure it was SirCharlesZ. Then he changed his avatar from that retarded Monopoly man to his actual picture, and I can clearly see it wasn't him. Just another delusional idiot following a manic whore cross-country hoping she'll finally say yes after receiving 9 wedding rings.

Was "old guy" a fat fuck with a receding hair line, Fartz? If so, that was probably her agent, Chris Caine/Carter. He often accompanied her to many such events. Nice enough guy early on, but that went south quickly when he jumped on my shit a few years back (I'm glad it was only my 'shit', b/c if it was me, I'd probably be crushed).

No, he was this really quiet soft-spoken guy that kinda looked like a thin Andy Griffith. I think i remember him saying that he was from Northern Illinois and he drove like 9 hours to come to the event. He was super fucking creepy. The line about Bree wanting him there could have been complete bullshit made up by my manager to get me to shut the fuck up, but she didn't seem creeped out in the least by his non-stop, space-invading ways.

He looked just like this, but more gaunt:

Fucksake, Bill, that's no way to talk to Burg's Dad. Burg, himself, is a different matter.