I happened to catch a scene with Rachel Starr today and noticed something alarming: She's blasting off all her whore tattoos! Gone is the star on her forearm, the star just below her ribcage, the cursive lettering "Playmate" tramp stamp. There's a tattoo on her foot which looks to be in the process of being removed. Only the teddy bear on her shoulder, and the odd-looking flower over her beaver remain.

Whore must be planning to go legit. Is this a trend? I kind of liked the tattooed look -- it marks a whore as a whore.

In unrelated sad news, today I confirmed that grey hairs now outnumber dark hairs on my balls. Time to start shaving.