I happened to catch a scene with Rachel Starr today and noticed something alarming: She's blasting off all her whore tattoos! Gone is the star on her forearm, the star just below her ribcage, the cursive lettering "Playmate" tramp stamp. There's a tattoo on her foot which looks to be in the process of being removed. Only the teddy bear on her shoulder, and the odd-looking flower over her beaver remain.

Whore must be planning to go legit. Is this a trend? I kind of liked the tattooed look -- it marks a whore as a whore.

In unrelated sad news, today I confirmed that grey hairs now outnumber dark hairs on my balls. Time to start shaving.

You could use Just For Men.

I like tats as well, but if anyone needed proof that Sasha Grey had more IQ points than her peers, it would be the fact that she didn't get any tattoos done before, during, or after her time in the business.

i always thought that it was a starfish above her cunt but either way it needs to go.

Indeed. The above-the-cunt area looks like instant idiocy after too much tweaking now.

I might. That's been something I've kicked around as more and more grey turns up on my temples, my beard, and my chest. The problem is, in my industry, some grey hairs equal $$ in my pocket, money I can spend on whores, booze and drugs. I'm very lucky, in this economy, to still be in the 1%. Plus from time to time I bang someone's secretary (never my own, as that's been a disaster for me twice already).

I'm trying to balance keeping the income flowing against my diminishing appeal to secretaries. The silver balls may turn into a dealbreaker for some of the non-paid young ones. The old ones, too, now that I think about it. When they step out on their husbands they want to get something they don't ordinarily get, and I can't be the only one with a grey beard down below.