This is how Minka Kelly grew up: Her mother got pregnant, and her father, a musician named Rick Dufay — he played with Aerosmith for a while in the early eighties — wasn't a part of her childhood.

"My mom lived a fast life," she says now. "It was all about what we could do to have fun with nothing. She — for most of my life, she was a dancer. An exotic dancer. She was a stripper. Um, so she would come home at like three, four o'clock in the morning, and sometimes she would have a really great night, and so she would wake me up in the middle of the night and we'd go to Ralphs and go grocery shopping. And that was so much fun. We'd have the whole grocery store to ourselves, and we would have a blast and buy a hundred dollars in groceries. And it was just the best day ever. The best day."

Her Mom taught her well - How much do you think Jeter dropped on Minka? About a million I would guess.

Anyone got stories about Minka's Mom: Maureen Perez Kelly? Pics would be great.

I have no clue who this whore is. I thought you were talking about that worn-out Asian chick with the sickeningly over-sized tits that weigh more than the rest of her entire body.

Shows how outta' the loop I am.






Gross.

Christ, that old slope has be 200 by now.

jeter doesnt look gay in that pic at all...

He can afford her !

Fucking Maureen Kelly has one fucking title at IAFD and it's a non sex role. So what ?

So Whorebot's reaching for relevance again. Happens every few months.

so it seems. it did allow him to post a shirtless pic of jeter so BIG WIN! for him.

So, is Jeter now infecting PWs with herpes too? Just couldn't stick to mainstream actresses I guess.

Yeah, Thanks for reminding me what a high level of discourse you maintain here in this fucking wasteland. This used to be a good blog until fucktards like you started a ginormous circle-jerk with yourselves.

Post more pics like above and leave mommy out of it.

There might be a connection. Was Big-boob Minka Hispanic or Asian?

Mom made a movie? If that checks out, it will be worth a fortune!

Can't take a hint ^

Dude at my age, I go for the MILF's. You got 5000 posts so props to you.

You must know her.

I am an agent for TMZ, I got some cash for you.

PS ordered the movie just now.....time to make it rain!!!

This was a blog?

Whatever Jerk. Why don't you top me with a breaking story about your enlarging prostate?

9000 posts - rock on brada

Hey J.B., Christian just emailed me asking for your numbers. He's got an MFM Baby Boy Strap-on scene he thinks you would be perfect for.

Money's not that bad actually!

Give him a ring!

Even sober, I can send you into paroxysms of rage with four simple words. See, Padover: All these "whore" posters try too hard. Whore Strangler... Whorebot...

When referring to someone else as a jerk, please don't capitalize it, because then I think you are speaking of me. I had to go back through the thread to see if I posted anything. I'm not interested in Jeter's cock socket's mom, or broke down asians with disgusting fake knockers, so my valuable time was wasted.

Yeah, That's why you're here. And talking to me. Admit you're a loser and then maybe we can agree on something.

Wow, J.B. combined both my slams on him into one post/reply!

Double Fail....time to evacuate the spaced-out station!!!!

Anyone that posts on this board and thinks they aren't a loser is delusional. You, me, them, we are all here for a reason, and it aint because we are winners.

This is what is called an "XPT Trouncing". It's almost as if Tim Tebow took the ball with 2:42 left in the fourth quarter and scored two touchdowns and a 2-point conversion and an overtime field goal to beat your ass. Learn to live with it.

Translation: Time to run with my tail between my legs. Again. :Leans_Back:

Nothing screams heterosexuality like comparing something to Tim Tebow. Which Sportscenter anchor are you and does ESPN know you are using their work computers to post on XPT?

"Even sober, I can send you into paroxysms of rage with four simple words"

NICE !!!!

and only one ESPN guy would have Tebows babies, Skip Bayless..

Would have been different if Jeter's cock socket's mom had been mildy interesting but .....no .