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#216621 - 11/22/09 01:28 PM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Do you know how hard it is to understand a deaf Native girl, btw?
I had a stripper come meet me at the last bar, but she showed up with some obviously gay dude with a crazy mohawk, who I kept referring to as GayHawk.
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#216623 - 11/22/09 03:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Not sure. When I came home from making out with those lesbians the other night, I fell on my coffee table. Somehow I did this without in any way hurting myself. When I told my friends I could probably fix it with some long wood screws and a hand drill, they just laughed at me.
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#216625 - 11/22/09 03:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Phewwwww....son you don't have to go through life Steezy,drunk and stupid !
My story from that night is that someone drugged my jello shot. As long as you're laughing and having fun, it's not being drunk. It's partying. I guess I did both that night. I partied with lesbians and fell down drunk on my coffee table.
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#216634 - 11/23/09 11:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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Throw out to Vic & TJ... Mickey Avalon & the Dyslexic Speedreaders...My Dick: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Oc3O7M6oUkThe preview to the AH trailer was even better. bummer.
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#216635 - 11/24/09 09:07 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...
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A friend just called and claims his old lady split; "pissed her off" again. We head out drinking and I look like the hero to him, but she resents me forever. Same story. I'm sure someone can relate.
At any rate, I'm out.
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#216637 - 11/24/09 09:19 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...
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When I said someone, I never expected you. I was thinking Stains, CXXX, or someone along those lines. But yea, whatever, ya learn something every day! You'll have to share your experience, for when I return. Oh goodie! 
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#216639 - 11/27/09 04:59 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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I'm binge drinking tonight. If I'd doing it right I shoul;d be puking in a few hours.
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#216640 - 11/27/09 06:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Miller High Life
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#216641 - 11/27/09 07:28 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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#216642 - 11/27/09 07:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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Fancy-pants elitist 22 oz beers: Rogue Mogul Avery Reverend Quadruppel Victory Baltic Thunder
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#216643 - 11/27/09 08:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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I bet your friends have a death pool going with you at the head of the list !
There's a slight possibility that I got up from my couch the other night and went over to my tower of stereo components and urinated all over them. But it may have been a leftover drink that fell over that had been sitting on the top of the stereo cabinet. Thankfully the component at dick-level was the am/fm radio which was unplugged because it never gets used. That component had the most splatter marks. The carpet tiles all around the area were wet, but there wasn't any real discernible odor. Drunk-piss is mostly water. Anyways, whether it was drink or piss, it's all cleaned up now and no harm done.
I mentioned my only other drunk-pissing incident already, I believe. It was when I pissed in front of a set of patio doors and then tried to flush the door handle. I kept looking down at the floor waiting for it to swirl and woosh away.
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#216646 - 12/03/09 01:27 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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#216649 - 12/06/09 11:16 AM
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#216650 - 12/06/09 11:26 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I've got some Tiger beer chilling in the fridge.
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#216651 - 12/06/09 08:54 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
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Absolut in the freezer, and then in mah belly!
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#216652 - 12/07/09 12:56 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Just finished up assisting in my friend's demonstration when he was speaking at a Casanova Crew lecture tonight. Enjoying a glass of Veuve. Btw, which is also what I requested at my table at PornStarTweet which went very well. More to report on that when I'm not being lazy.
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#216653 - 12/07/09 01:12 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/21/08
Posts: 353
Loc: Illinois, US, Earth,
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Absolut in the freezer, and then in mah belly!
That reminded me of when I was 17. A friend of mine had a party and eventually the cops showed up. They were ok about it, they just made us pour out the alcohol... no tickets or calls to our parents. After they left a couple of us started to laugh. The others were like, "What the fuck is so funny?". Then we let them in on the joke. See, earlier in the night we filled 3 ice trays with vodka. The idea of the ice trays was to chill the vodka and not let certain people know we had it. Mission accomplished. We had 30 shots of chilled vodka left and we all got hammered. One of the girls puked on my friend's mom's bed... but shit happens.
Also, I'm drinking budweiser tonight. Robot Chicken christmas special and new Venture Bros. Good times.
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#216657 - 12/10/09 12:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Yesterday I saw a crushed can of a BudLight/Clamatto hybrid in the Costco parking lot in Lantana. I had no idea such a hideous concoction existed let alone had a market. 
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#216658 - 12/10/09 01:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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^ That's fucken horrific... I blame the Germans.
No way you're pulling anything decent with clam breath.
(Sorry in advance Gyps) Who would drink that?.
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#216660 - 12/10/09 03:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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I have always associated the beer and tomato juice combo with being a hangover remedy. Also seems to be a south of the border thing, Mexicans like it.
I've tasted it and I don't think it is a drink meant for humans.
It also reminds me of a "shandy". I have never tried one but a guy at a beer store here explained it to me. It's when you buy a forty (doesn't matter what kind but I think a strong one would make more sense) and you cut it with some kind of soft drink, like ginger ale.
I think the idea is probably for hobos or people too young to buy booze to get more mileage out of their alcohol budget. And if I were desperate for a drink I would go for the shandy over the tomato beer (or mouth wash).
EDIT: a friend just told me that a proper shandy is made with 7up or lemonade.
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#216662 - 12/10/09 03:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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I am not drinking tonight. I am very very baked though.
If you are concocting shandys your buzz might very well be in your head rather than your bloodstream.
Ever see what happens when an inexperienced teenager buys fake acid and trips all night?
I think it's kind of the same deal. In some situations just willing oneself to be high (even with a prop like shandy involved or orange Tic Tacs that I said were acid tabs) works quite well.
Those had to have been the most expensive orange Tic Tacs ever.
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#216664 - 12/10/09 04:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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I have a lot of experiences being a jerk when I was drunk. I do not think that is something I could just will away through the power or positive thinking or whatever.
I think I'm just a jerk.
EDIT: sp, clarity
Edited by conquistador (12/10/09 04:17 PM)
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#216667 - 12/10/09 08:38 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 04/02/09
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Loc: Mississippi
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#216668 - 12/11/09 08:49 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Over here, "shandy" is half pilsner beer, half Fanta (or any other orange-juice based soft drink). Its counterpart is "Sneeuwwitje" (Snow White), which is half pilsner beer and half Seven-Up.
In the seventies, shandy was sold in 330 ml cans; don't know if they still sell it or if anybody still drinks this stuff.
We drank it a lot, between the age of 10 and 15. It was allowed by most parents, as it was considered wiser to let the youth drink these mixtures than to forbid any alcohol at all (which would lead to secrecy and binging).
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#216669 - 12/11/09 12:20 PM
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#216670 - 12/12/09 07:47 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I was minding my own business at the local watering hole last night when a milfy type sits down at the bar beside me. She starts talking to me, about all sorts of stuff. I think she was sprung as her bottom jaw seemed to grind side to side uncontrollably.
To cut to the chase somehow the conversation led her to say "God never made an ugly breast" and when I turned to look at her she had her shirt discretely pulled up over her right tit where only I could see it. About a minute later she says "let me have your hand" & when i put my hand on top of the bar she grabbed it and stuck it up her shirt on her tit. Weird to be sure.
Last weekend at the same place a young girl whom we've known a long time walks up to me and grabs my dick.
Luckily in both incidents no one else saw. I was drinking both times.
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