Abbie "I'm selfish" Cat made me take dozens of naked pics of her today but this is the one that counts.


If you want to see pics without me in them (why, I have no idea), please visit the blog at www.brandoniron.com or click here: http://blogs.pornstarnetwork.com/brandoniron/2011/10/23/this-kitten-has-claws/

not bad tittie man.you need more of these and less zorahs.

No, I need less women who want me to take pics of them....without me. My ego demands that I share top billing! I've paid my dues.....well, I did for as long as I could before falling a bit behind. That's not important now. The important thing is that I get to live out my days like in Sunset Boulevard.

I want to be the Norma Desmond of JM Productions.

You want to be this ? From IMDB:" a silent-screen goddess whose pathetic belief in her own indestructibility has turned her into a demented recluse." Hell I thought you already were.

On a side note. Abbie Cat sounds like a Genesis song title.

Here's an almost-applicable quote that I hope one day will apply to me:

Joe Gillis: Norma, you're a woman of 50, now grow up. There's nothing tragic about being 50, not unless you try to be 25.

Old footage again? When was this shot, 04 or 05?

I shot it at around 2pm, I think, not 4 or 5.

So she should start showing the signs of infection around say 4 pm.

If you mean myocardial infarction, I think it takes much longer....but I'm not a doctor.

I've never heard of anyone laughing themselves into a heart attack before, maybe you should keep your shirt on next time, just as a precaution. There won't be any shame, all the pudgy geezer mopes of porn ended up doing that.

I am sponsored by Pornstar Clothing. I get paid to wear clothes. Beat that. I thought you were sponsored by Crate and Barrel but then you said, "This is how all my family dresses."

No problem, I would enjoy staving in your face with a shovel.

No "staving" please. Sounds too much like stove-piping....and I've seen how Max Hardcore does that. You might get ideas.

But it's good all the way around, whores quit dying from your carcinogenic seed, and the world has the satisfaction of knowing you've been brutally beaten to death with a shovel. Everyone wins.

You gunna need a bigger shovel to work all dat bullshit you be slinging.

Canadian ebonics?

True dat. (I watched the Eminem cypher from the 2011 BET Awards on youtube. I wanna be Yelawolf. Fuck this porn stuff. I'm going straight outta Calgary.)

I doubt I would need a very large one to stave in your mealy little mouth. Hell I could probably get the government to fund it. You do have the most shovel-ready face in porn.

Fuck, from ebonics to Obamanomics. This thread has it all.

Careful. Don't hit the wrong face.....sucka.

The blinding glare from your shiny bald head will always clearly illuminate your shovel-ready face.

How much does it pain you to see me within arm's reach of beautiful, nubile women who are only too happy to service me with their pussy-like mouths?

Brandon Iron can't lose.

You got me there Brandon, I'm just so jealous that you hired hookers that everyone else can hire too.

You're right. When I go to Vegas, I walk by the High Roller table, frown, and mutter, "I could play $1,000 a hand blackjack, too." (But I don't.) When I go to the Louvre, I scowl and say, "Mona Lisa? I saw Moana Lisa in a porn who was much better looking."

Keep being Mr. Negative. I'm happy to continue wasting my time and money with my newfound friends. They comfort me in my hour/day/week/month/year/decade/lifetime of need.

You need to quit lying to yourself Brandon, you have no friends, you're never going to step foot in Vegas again for the rest of your natural life, and there is no way you could ever afford decent hookers in Paris. That's why you have to go to eastern European ratholes instead.

Hello darkness, my old friend, I've come to talk with you again....why, I have no fucking clue.

Now soak up this picture of my one, true, and only love. Goodbye, JM Productions. So long, porn. I'm settling down with Larissa Dee and you will not hear from me again. So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night.


I posted a few more pics at the blog at www.brandoniron.com or simply click here: http://blogs.pornstarnetwork.com/brandoniron/2011/10/25/larissa-dee/

Wow, you hired another hooker. Isn't that special?

Actually, yes. Yes, it is. To me, it's very special. I smelled another flower in life's garden.

Poor Brandon, you don't realize that smell was probably just the stale scent of the preceding john or maybe deep down you do. Either way savor on little man.

shes kind of cute but weird looking at the same time.



looks like you should have taken some more serogen or left your lil iron alone for abit before shooting.

^^^^ WTF did she paint those eyebrows on with? A fucking Wagner power sprayer?

The Wagner power sprayer was used to blast that Peter Northian cumshot.

In other news, I am outraged by have2cit's new home decorating idea. When he told me he was just as good at Tim "The Toolman" Taylor, I thought he was referring to something else. Do NOT let this man renovate your home.

That's the thing Frankie, he can't stop. He'll keep going until he's completely broke and shooting blood. He'll take whatever erectile dysfunction drug he has to take, inject all the caverject he has to inject, just to get him through the next trick. It should be a pathetic thing to witness, like that walking on sunshine inhalant chick, if it wasn't Brandon. OK the walking on sunshine chick was funny to watch too.

Does anyone have the walking on sunshine chick's number? My computer keyboard needs cleaning and I think she might know how to help.

You swung hard and made contact on this one !

I'm sad to report that my relationship with Larissa Dee did not last. It was a wonderful 24 hours but both of us were clearly ready to move on. We grew apart, most likely because she is 5'10" and I'm 5'6".

I made a new friend: Bettina Dicapri. (Sorry, no cumshot pic. She ate the evidence.)


More pics at the blog at www.brandoniron.com or click here: http://blogs.pornstarnetwork.com/brandoniron/2011/10/26/bettina-dicapri/

She's rather new and fresh !

"Hey! I'm newer and fresher!!" says Angelika Diamond.

nice shirt

"Thank you."

How do you like my shirt?

Good looking broad, even with that beak. You are looking more like a Muppet everyday BI.

Just call me Gonzo.

I was thinking more of Kermit, with your wide set eyes and peanut head. Although Gonzo does have the 5 hairs on his head like you do.

Ouch. I was referring to the style I shoot.

Avril Sun says, "Brandon Iron marked his territory on me....and I loved it."



A few more pics at the blog at www.brandoniron.com or click here: http://blogs.pornstarnetwork.com/brandoniron/2011/10/28/avril-sun/

Jesus, anyone else seeing a downward trend here? It's like a nasa countdown

Do, I’m pretty sure he meant infection. As in, her pussy melting out of her pelvic bone with a slight side of itchin’ & burnin’.

BTW, B, that receding hair line is getting worse each year. Every thought about going to Rod Fontana for grooming tips? Since you’re really not too much older than 40, it might be a good idea. If you wait until it’s too late, you might have to ask Ed Powers for those same grooming tips.

Travelling down memory lane is fun.

I guess socialized health care doesn't cover Rogaine.

My hairline is actually at mid-brow level. It's just that I get so many compliments on my work, my head swelled.

The price of greatness.