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#532243 - 10/21/11 05:33 PM
Blowjobs cause throat cancer
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
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http://gawker.com/5846488/blowjobs-are-actually-causing-cancerYou know that wives' tale about oral sex causing cancer? Turns out it's true, if the genitals in your throat have HPV, the vaccine-preventable virus that also causes cervical cancer.
American researchers say throat cancer caused by HPV (generally transmitted to throats during oral sex) has "increased significantly" over the last 20 years.
Researchers tested tumor samples from 271 patients with certain types of throat cancer diagnosed from 1984 to 2004. The virus was found in only 16 percent of the samples from the 1980s—but in 72 percent of those collected after 2000.
The researchers estimated that over all, throat cancers caused by the virus have increased to 2.6 per 100,000 people in 2004 from 0.8 cases per 100,000 people in 1988. If the trend continues, by 2020 the virus will be causing more throat cancer than cervical cancer, the study concluded.
Unlike cervical cancer, "oropharyngeal cancers" have no screening equivalent to the pap smear. So if you suck a lot of dick or twat, either get vaccinated or spend the rest of your life worrying that every "lumpy, swollen lymph node" and "lingering sore throat or earache" might be blowjob cancer.
The last 20 years in American history shall heretofore be known as the Golden Age of Blowjobs. Start point: Monica Lewinsky. End point: Throat cancer panic. We can blame some cancer on Brandon now.
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#532245 - 10/21/11 07:35 PM
Re: Blowjobs cause throat cancer
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Anyone ever get head from a woman with a trach hole? That's probably pretty good, huh? No teeth and trach hole would be some kind of experience. All gums and never have to come up for air. Then when she's done, hide the batteries for the cancer kazoo and take a nap. Maybe gettin old aint too bad?
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#532250 - 10/21/11 09:37 PM
Re: Blowjobs cause throat cancer
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Germaine to the OP- don't suck a dick with HPV/warts and don't worry about cancer. Simple as that.
And to Jerkules...did you by chance ever read the Penthouse Forum letter from the mid/late 80's about the girl who removed her glass eye and gave the guy head with her eye-socket? I hate myself for repeating it but it scarred me terribly and I know it had to have damaged anyone else who read it.
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#532254 - 10/21/11 09:55 PM
Re: Blowjobs cause throat cancer
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Nah, I've only perused a couple of Penthouses over the years. I was more of a Hustler, Cheri, High Society guy until the the explosion of barely legals started, Hawk, Lollipop Girls, etc.
I'd have to pass on eye hole fucking, although I'd probably watch a clip for a few moments, just to say I saw it.
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#532255 - 10/21/11 10:30 PM
Re: Blowjobs cause throat cancer
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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The guy claimed the eyelashes made for a great experience.
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#532259 - 10/22/11 03:37 AM
Re: Blowjobs cause throat cancer
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Registered: 05/06/04
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and she said: Okay Honey, I'll keep an eye out for you.
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#532261 - 10/22/11 05:38 AM
Re: Blowjobs cause throat cancer
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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We can blame some cancer on Brandon now.
I'm sure he will be responsible for many cases of cervix cancer and now we can blame him for just as many or more cases of oral cancer. Hopefully the industry will require screening for HPV in the future and keep the filthy disease spreading mopes out.
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#532265 - 10/22/11 06:15 AM
Re: Blowjobs cause throat cancer
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
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CDC says 50% of sexually active adults will get it at some point. That has to mean 90% of the PWs and mopes got it.
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#532271 - 10/22/11 06:44 AM
Re: Blowjobs cause throat cancer
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Nah, you are more a target for throat and anal cancer, given your new profession.
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#532281 - 10/22/11 08:53 AM
Re: Blowjobs cause throat cancer
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
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Ekarth isn't here anymore, so no one is going to want that, unless Cum Stains shows up.
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#532285 - 10/22/11 09:15 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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You would think there would be an uptick in pw fake cancer.
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#532313 - 10/22/11 01:07 PM
Re: Blowjobs cause throat cancer
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Ekarth isn't here anymore, so no one is going to want that, unless Cum Stains shows up. That won't stop Brandon, he wants guys to look at his junk. He's one of those 'force others to meat gaze' guys that frankie was banging on about.
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#532333 - 10/22/11 04:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
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save the last round of head for me.
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#537071 - 12/15/11 08:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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PRETTY! happy holidays, ladyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
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#537119 - 12/16/11 02:31 PM
Re: Blowjobs cause throat cancer
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Human Garbage
Registered: 03/14/08
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Hi ya Pretty! Miss having you around. Hope all is well
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#537120 - 12/16/11 03:17 PM
Re: Blowjobs cause throat cancer
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Porn Jesus
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"...did you by chance ever read the Penthouse Forum letter from the mid/late 80's about the girl who removed her glass eye and gave the guy head with her eye-socket? I..."
Ah, the classic skullfuck.
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#537123 - 12/16/11 04:32 PM
Re: Blowjobs cause throat cancer
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
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I was more of a Hustler, Cheri, High Society guy until the the explosion of barely legals started, Hawk, Lollipop Girls, etc.
I started sneaking Huslter mags out from between matresses, under couch cushions and out from the drawer in the basement toolbox before I even hit kindergarten so I could look at the pictures. My favorite huslter comic when I just started to read in elementary school was "Chester the Molester". What the fuck did I know at the time I was 7 years old. I tried to read alot harder with those magazines than I did with school books. I remember making up word lists out of Hustler that I didn't know and then looking them up in the school library's unabridged dictionary, the bad part was that alot of times I couldn't find definitions and I was too scared to ask a teacher or librarian. Larry Flynt had a significant influence on my early development.
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#537126 - 12/16/11 05:31 PM
Re: Blowjobs cause throat cancer
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J.B.
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Larry Flynt had a significant influence on my early development. I just pictured Larry as a Porn Professor Xavier in that wheelchair.
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#537133 - 12/16/11 05:55 PM
Re: Blowjobs cause throat cancer
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
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Larry Flynt had a significant influence on my early development. I just pictured Larry as a Porn Professor Xavier in that wheelchair. Gold plated wheelchair that was powered by a Hustler Honey or an electric wheelchair?
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#537240 - 12/17/11 10:06 PM
Re: Blowjobs cause throat cancer
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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oh man Welcome back & Happy Holidays, you fucking precious cum dumpster. We need current fap material for the holidays, your timing is impeccable.
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#563786 - 08/18/12 04:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
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I saw a news article the other day saying that blowjobs cure morning sickness in pregnant women. Something about how morning sickness is actually the woman's body responding to having foreign sperm in her. By giving blowjobs and swallowing the jizz, they're able to acclimate their body to that particular guy's sperm. I didn't post this in the useless info thread, because it may actually be useful info for someone with a pregnant wife/girlfriend.
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