I'm not running for President but I have a 999 plan to help America's porn industry get back on track:

1. New girls will work their first 9 scenes for $9....total.
2. New guys must be packing at least 9 inches to be on camera.
3. Website memberships will be capped at $9/month to cut down on piracy.

Sincerely,
White Walnut

1. He'd hire an army of proxy smurfs to get into the biz again.
2. He's focusing on the wrong part. Small whores, the right angles and all standard endowments look huge. He knows.
3. He can dream. The North American dream. Behind the border.

Your "proxy smurfs" comment left me feeling blue. From now on, I wish to be addressed as White Walnut. Thank you.

brandon must be dick slapped 9 times for every 9 bad ideas he has while being forced to drink 9 loads.

someone must explain why havana gingers nipples have increased 9 times their normal size.

Says the guy who charges money for "free" trials on his websites...

The free trials refers to the cost of the obscenity trials you may face after watching such extreme hardcore content. I'll admit it was not totally, 100% fair but it's new era marketing.

Brandon does love cock and the bigger the better.

I read your 12-12-12 plan and found it....uh....ambitious.

Brandon, why dont you hire 999 guys to bukkake all over some hot young sluts in your next movie projections?

Right now I'm working on finding the women who were allegedly harrassed by Cain years ago. They might be loose women.....and old.

I have a 1-1-1 plan for Brandon Irons:

1 bullet in 1 gun, fired at 1 Canadian's herpes-infested penis.

Your joke misfired....sorry.

Brandon Iron has misfired, misfired his talent and creativity. Sold out by mainstream bullshit porn studios who abuse Mr. Iron in the worst way, by letting him get on these forums and do battle with trolls who have no interest in inproving the porn industry .

I am no longer able to make a great living smelling women's feet.
I am one paycheck away from becoming a women's shoe salesman. I guess it won't be that bad but I'm afraid of getting fired my first week.
Why can I not hold down a job and why do I consistently fail at everything I try?

Brandon...

9 Loads
9 Ugly whores on
9 different days

...doesn't constitute a plan. We call that paying to appease our own sexual desperation.

Then may I suggest a newer, bolder 999999999 plan?

Syphilis, left untreated can cause vision problems..

it gives brandon the sight of a mope on his quest to find the most average looking woman and shoot them like theyre worth shooting.god bless him.

I'm below average so, technically, I am working with above-average ladies.

You guys gotta admit, that's a pretty decent string of euro-snatch so far. Sure, there are a couple for the skank thread but no more than any dvd from 04-07. Certainly better than the Nordhoff bus stop Target cashiers at the Mustard Palace.

Things are right on Target these days. In europe, we pronounce it tar-jeh!

NEIN NEIN NEIN!

9 hair plug surgeries to hide the bald spots

9 drinks needed for Brandon to talk the hookers into coming upstairs

9 shots of caverject to actually shoot the scene

Despite my increasing baldness, one of my lady friends asked me how old I was a few days ago. I didn't want to say, so she guessed "30?" HAHAHAHAHAAHA! Iron wins again.

She should have just cut one of your man boobs off to count the rings instead. Much more accurate.

I would prefer you to call my ta-tas moobs instead, please.

I would prefer you walk out into traffic and take a bus head on at 60 mph. Shit in one hand............

You can't always get what you want.
But sometimes, you get what you need.

Right now, I need to charge a battery as I prepare to be fellated tomorrow by Natasha Brill. I won't be walking into any traffic. The lady is coming to me, you see.

Sorry, have2cit, but Brandon Iron cannot lose.

You're a 42-year old porn mope. You lose every day until you're taking a dirt nap.

I'm a 43-year-old, self-employed business owner/bachelor who travels internationally for both business and pleasure. When I'm not making cameo appearances on tv shows like Entourage or mingling with fellow celebrities at The Tonight Show, I enjoy reading, documentary filmmaking, and fine dining.

I helped launch the careers of Sasha Grey, Bree Olson, Amy Ried, and hundreds of other cum-eating starlets.

I am particularly honoured to have acted next to Jennifer Tilly in Fast Sofa (2001) and I'm currently under consideration for other mainstream roles.

Only stuff that films in Canada.

Mr. Iron is available internationally and abroad. He is eager to meet his non-English-speaking fans at the present moment and is reaching out to his global fanbase.

there should be a disclaimer regarding how hes reaching out.

In return, fans are reaching around. It's all good.

Too late, you've already lost, but like most stupid whores you're too dumb to realize it.

Losing involves giving up, like the French on May 10th, 1940. I am part of the Resistance, you dolt. My 1945 is just around the corner.

You're a washed up, shot out man whore. Every attempt you make to get back into the industry only makes look more pathetic.

Yes, it's been a challenge to stay on top of the industry. I've fought many battles to retain my crown. It's when they stop talking about you that you should worry.

Keep talking.

B.I.C.L.

No one but the people here talk about you Dippashittamous rex.

Brandon, have you ever fucked this chick..?? lol
http://therealpornwikileaks.com/2011/11/flamethrowing-vagina/

That scene is hot.