Getting tired of correcting paperchase's misrepresentation of simple English? Well now you can post any and all grammatical and literal spelling errors here in this thread. Please note that the only way we can help him is by posting his version of the word next to the correctly spelled version. It's worth a shot and it might just be the only way he'll learn how to read and write better.

Holy shit, you're still alive? Have you ever licked a hobo's skid marked underwear for some crank?

Licked a Hobos skid mark?? lol classic

As long as paperchase keeps posting, this thread will never ever end...

1)The old Brandon Iron Alt card aye? 2)Get's funnier everytime you say it. 3)Everyday...4)Every other post or so...

Misspelling the word "tomorrow" kind of takes the wind out of the sails of your insult.

And we're off...like a prom dress.

Paperchase: "tomarrow"
Webster: "tomorrow"

Thank you paperchase for getting this thread back on track. We've covered this word before but that's why I wanted to make this thread. No need to thank me.

Who is Michael Zinn?

The board/web browser/whatever spell checks for you, what the fuck are you blabbering about....I'm the worst fucking speller in the world but really...fucking 'tomarrow'????? Fake lawyer indeed..sorry I mean lawyur

Glass houses.

I'm glad you asked Brandon. My only guess is that "Michael Zinn" is paperchase's version of the goth porn producer "Michael Ninn." I think he made one movie. A good example of paper's idea on who is successful in this business...

Can someone please explain to paperchase the two very different meanings of the words 'defer' and 'refer'? I think he actually believes that they both have the same meaning. Yeah, he really does.

Mmmm mmm brocolli!

I noticed that you are too stupid to do anything other than attacking grammar, spelling and syntax of those who mock you.

The word is broccoli. You spelled it wrong. If this post sounds stupid and pointless to you just think of how you seem to humans.

You are a mongoloid. I wish I could say I was sorry for making fun of you, but you've earned it.

This thread is dedicated to one human in your league that consistently errs very simple words like the or and. Did you read the entire thread? This man not only pretends to be a high school graduate but he actually has the nerve to tell everyone he's a real lawyer. Don't 'disgard' what I'm 'deferring' to. Sleep on it. 'Tamorow' it'll all make sense. I just like making him look like the dumb liar that he is. No real harm done here. Not like the kind you try to cause people who have richer, better sex lives than you.

If you like having that dipshit in your corner though, more power to you LOL. Keep on fighting the good fight. You're a winner in my book.

Just because someone tells everyone he is a real lawyer doesn't make him one. When someone tells me he is a real lawyer I ask her or him to explain to me the difference between a shifting future interest and a springing future interest in the area of property law.

There aren't any humans in your league, are there?



I am a bit startled that you know what book is. Or are you just taking a guess at what the smart humans spend their time with?

Just taking a stab like you say. I would like to recommend "My Teacher Is An Alien," by Bruce Coville for you and Paperchase. It's easy enough to get through and quite an entertaining story.

When did I say that? Could you quote me please because I am not sure what post of mine you are referring to. Feel free to link to where I said that.

Thanks.

Taking a stab: 'taking a guess' (two posts above)

Can we just skip to the part where you run out of stupid things to say?

Um, does this mean that Ryan doesn't really know what "defer" means?

The word is refer, you fucking idiot as in what you were referring too. I know you think defer kind of makes sense in your original post but I also know how stupid you are. You can't make it work. I'm sorry, you're a dummy. End of story.
You can pretend that you intended that word for use all you want. 'Tamorow' we'll have a whole new word for you to misspell or misuse.

yes...yes it does.



ryan it does work and it does make sense. this isn't the first time you've ever been wrong and it's certainly not your most embarrassing moment so for you that's as good as a win, congradulations.

Nuh uh. The only thing that embarrasses me is farting when your mom gives me head. I'm embarrassed for the guy that has to piggyback Paperchase around for the sake of the team. That's you Obi-Wan.

ryan it's safe to click the link.(ryan didn't click the link)
it's not a pic of you puking piss, getting pegged, or any other moment of self perpetuating failure that haunts your day to day existence.

nice edit...(aqz?.)

Yeah, Gen Padova. Totally relevant. My smart phone is touchy. Sometimes my posts get sent early. They're still funnier though. Edited or not.

heh.. anyone else get this?. i do. good one ryan.

Was that not a random thread about Gen Padova? It's all so clear now. Makes total sense.

you can probably not bother clicking that link btw.

Lou, can you please ban the Cryin Knox alt? Brandon has clearly coopted it. No way methhead Knox can use the shift key and end sentences with a period. He was Donkey Long-style illiterate three years ago, impossible to progress that much in so short a time.

congraDulations

Or someone put something in the meth he ended up buying. Like the next step up from trials on rats. A field test.

I always thought they shot up dogs to see if the meth was good. Only LSD and Shrooms require human subjects.

If it really is Ryanna, got to give her credit. No one can accuse the limp shim of having sexual stamina in any way, other than being able to receive big cock in it's hulahoopian asshole for hours, and being able to sit still while a seemingly endless line of disgusting she-mopes piss in, on, and around it's sperm-catching mouth

However, shim has taken a copious amount of abuse, well deserved of course, and still pops her broccoli tattoo in here more than I do

Congrats Cryan

Well versed. Like a cannibal mutant straight outta the "Wrong Turn" franchise. Congratulations.